amy 🐳⛵️
@cannibalxing.bsky.social
820 followers 760 following 13K posts
18+ only (I am 35+) NSFW at all times │ weirdos only thanks │ they/she
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I’m afraid all I can do is write PWPs but I’m not sorry about it. Come and get your smut about Ed and Stede hooking up in a hotel room and doing like 38 different things in one encounter.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/70290066
Screenshot from ao3:

Room 1006
red_right_ankle

Summary:

Ed hates traveling to client meetings and he wants to unwind in his hotel room at the end of the day. He derails his own plans for an early night by getting on Grindr and meeting S. Screenshot of ao3 page:

Rating:
Explicit

Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:
M/M

Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, dating app, Stede Bonnet is Good at Sex, Fast Burn, I Made Them Do Like 8 Different Sex Acts For Some Reason, Face-Fucking, Choking, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Snowballing, Nipple Licking, Masturbating, Ball Sucking, Ball Sucking Wasn’t in the Tag List

Language:
English

Stats:
Published: 2025-09-03  Words: 7,170  Chapters: 1/1
cannibalxing.bsky.social
My emotional support weird shitty picture of my two favorite decades-long friends looking like total strangers and posing weirdly like one of them is famous and the other is a fan pumped to meet them.
That weird shitty photo of Taika and Rhys while filming OFMD in their casual wear, Taika has a big smile and Rhys is just barely doing a closed mouth smile, it looks like Rhys is very famous and Taika is so pumped to be meeting him
Reposted by amy 🐳⛵️
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I think it might do the same to me or make me hot? I’m already a hot sleeper but I might give it a try!
Reposted by amy 🐳⛵️
soupbeech.bsky.social
pspspsps....

I need to borrow Buttons' little booklet real quick.
I've got a date with turning into a bowling ball.
Reposted by amy 🐳⛵️
iheartfatapollo.bsky.social
Are you 18 or older with a fandom-related tattoo (or know someone who has one)? Please take 10 min to fill out this survey for my new book project on embodied fan identities and practices. Share widely! utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_... Contact info: [email protected].
cannibalxing.bsky.social
(But no I haven’t! That was something I was thinking of trying!)
Reposted by amy 🐳⛵️
notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.
Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I never think of a braid I should give that a shot!
cannibalxing.bsky.social
People with long hair what do you do about it at night I can’t stand to sleep with it down but it also hurts when I have it up all night
cannibalxing.bsky.social
Tonight’s emotional support projects
Photo of a green crocheted frog with big yellow eyes and a trans pride flag rainbow and a bi pride flag rainbow
cannibalxing.bsky.social
i need to WRITE SOMETHING for the EVENT I DECIDED TO PUT ON
cannibalxing.bsky.social
Taking this opportunity to post Kyoko because I want this as a tattoo real bad
screenshot of Kyoko from Ex Machina with half her face covering peeled off to reveal a metal skull and metal eyeball
Reposted by amy 🐳⛵️
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 Day 9: double-headed dildo

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede and Ed are sitting on the ground, facing each other, legs intertwined. they are using a double-headed dildo together.
cannibalxing.bsky.social
my other suggestion has got to be Anton and Viago I cannot help it
cannibalxing.bsky.social
I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS FITS THE VIBE BUT YOU SHOULD BOTH BE AYE-AYES i just really love aye-ayes
photo of an aye-aye which looks like if you combined a sloth and a teddy bear with a demon and also gave it the spookiest longest fingers
cannibalxing.bsky.social
WISH HE'D DECORK ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
cannibalxing.bsky.social
EVEN BETTER that would be so magical
cannibalxing.bsky.social
Yes we can figure out a way to monetize this I’m sure