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I am so glad to finally have this to share!

A very late entry for #OFMDWhoopsWeekend day 1 (lol) in which Ed and Stede are disturbed in the night! It’s silly!

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/73297881
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i cnt look at this fucking water anymore. HERE🫳🧜🏻‍♂️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚😫🥚🥚🥚🥚
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ed’s hair in that first photo reminds me of what your hair could look like when you used a topsy-tail
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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oh gentlebeard you deserved your three-season arch :(
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
hateful 2 get a zit where ur butt and thigh meet
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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just thinking about the fact that stede loves ed //so// much that he teared up in his DREAM upon seeing him again

#OFMD #OFMDGifs
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m sure my wrist won’t regret making this many things in one day
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I need to quote post this again bc I love it so much 😁😁 (based on when Rhys misspoke and said Stede threw a cello, not a violin)
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I want to think about Ed and Stede in little scenarios like maybe they are hanging lights on the outside of their little house and Stede is on the ladder (they have a great ladder setup!) and Ed is "spotting him and making sure the lights are all even" but what he's really doing is trying to catch -
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Daily Darby
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Pick your fighter. Or lover…🙂❤️
#pluribus
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Deadloch's influence
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Today’s Taika
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I need to know what food betrayed me and gave me this tummy ache so I don’t keep eating it leftovers for the next week lol
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I remember
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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mermaid stede
#oldwork
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
OHOHOHOHOH I guessed one of the twists in this book I’m listening to so early on way to go me
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"I loved that cunt like a brother."

"He was your brother."

"FUCK, MY BROTHER!!!!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Just needed to think about this ❤️‍🔥

#ofmd
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
new cow // they are girlfriends
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm here with the weirdest thing I've ever tried to give away for free to crew and it's tinned fish. does anybody like Fishwife? I received a variety pack of it from my mom but I'm a plainass King Oscar in olive oil bitch and this stuff is too bougie for me lol.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
INTRODUCE MYSELF WITH FIVE CONCERTS

Truly if I tell you I lost track of how many times I’ve seen The Decemberists once it started getting close to 50 that would tell you the absolute most about me, I think.
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Hurray for the Riff Raff
Mitski
BTS
Lorde
My Chemical Romance
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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if you need something to read (or reread) today, allow me to tempt you with Winter Heat by @kalansphantomff.bsky.social for some needy omega Stede deliciousness 😌🍆💦✨

archiveofourown.org/works/57925222

#ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I like when Greg and Alex hold hands on Taskmaster lol
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM