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creme 🏴‍☠️
@cremeisheere.bsky.social
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not a stan account…just an account that stans 🫡

i’m also a fic writer!
https://archiveofourown.org/users/cremeishere/pseuds/cremeishere
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
creme 🏴‍☠️ @cremeisheere.bsky.social · Jan 11
hey y’all! my name is creme (last name de la creme)

took a lil break from fandom-ing but now i’m back! i love ofmd, making lil jokes, and writing some pirate fanfic every once and a while! 🙌
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edbbteach.bsky.social
the cocaptains had to walk so the innkeepers could run
A still from ofmd season 1 episode 7 of stede and ed sitting and sharing a drink in the captain's quarters A still from ofmd season 2 episode 8 of ed and stede standing on the porch of the wrecked inn
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
devastated to report i still miss them
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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piratebot.bsky.social
You were gonna stab me! In the earhole! With a skewer!
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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indarltonitrust.bsky.social
This. Is. Not. A. Drill.

Were we not just talking about the joy of Rhys on Cameo last week?!!
#RhysDarbyFaction
Text says “Rhys Darby: Guess who’s back on Cameo, to give you life advice and happiness tips just in time for the holidays? This will be for a limited time only, so spread the jam and you might see me soon. RD (DG).
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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aspiringlandmerm.bsky.social
🩵❄️✨
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#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cremeisheere.bsky.social
after seeing some of the craziest takes in the st fandom i feel so grateful for the ofmd fandom you are all so normal 🫶
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
ed: THEY WERE MEAN AND LAUGHED AT ME

stede: brb babe they all have to die 🥰
pouty ed teach trying to look bratty to hide how turned on he is by stede taking charge (our flag means death s1e5) abshir, jeff the accountant, sir godfrey thornrose, viceroy frenchie, and prince azi looking on at the carnage of stede's passive aggression on behalf of his boyfriend (our flag means death s1e5) ed teach and stede bonnet on a dinghy floating away from the entire ship of people stede set on fire for being mean to ed (our flag means death s1e5)
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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petrichorpond.bsky.social
stede is the kinda customer service employee u would get excited about being rota'ed with because the gossip would be fire. buzzfeed quizzes would be getting pulled up on the front desk computer. every rude customer is gonna get pass-agged to hell. those shifts would fly by
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
stede bonnet when someone is mean to his boyfriend
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I have a lot on my plate right now (thank you so much) so there's a few things I can't really show just yet. Here's a scribble that's for me though. #WipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very loose sketch of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is half kraken and Stede is a merman. They're smooching. Stede is cupping Ed's face while Ed holds him around his back. Ed's long tentacles are wrapped around Stede's tail.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 506 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 1 episode 10 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with black kohl across his eyes and mouth, sitting in the dark in the Captain’s Quarters of the Revenge and looking up at Jim out of frame with a menacing expression
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Back here again. Not the worst thought to end the day with tbh
Meme of a brain saying “Are you going to sleep?” then a person saying “Yes I am. Now shut up.” Then the brain says “Your body doesn’t know it’s a play,” and the person is wide awake
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
Edward study
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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spinsterism.bsky.social
Friendly reminder that he's bare ass naked under that sheet
ofmdframes.bsky.social Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 3d
don't forget to eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the tits
stede bonnet shirtless in bed after a night of the crew using fireworks so they don't have to listen to ed teach moaning, stede is leaning over to inspect his boyfriend provided breakfast, giving a delicious view of his chest (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 8. They're both staring into the middle distance while Stede says some nonsense about insane foliage and Ed's probably thinking about how bad he wants to ride that dick, idk
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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veeagainsttheday.bsky.social
Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
benjaminkabak.com Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 3d
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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jodegg.bsky.social
Rhysie’s goofy grin my beloved
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
cremeisheere.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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vvdssh.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
a trio of Rhys Darby pics where he is posing on a throne with his legs crossed and a smug expression on his face. the left pic is him as Steve from the show Wrecked. the middle pic is him as Stede from Our Flag Means Death. the right pic is him as himself, wrapped in a fur robe in front of a tree with fairy lights.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
cremeisheere.bsky.social
in your 40s there will be a flag and it’s very important to know that is means death
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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tulipseasons.bsky.social
when it comes to media criticism I like to walk around muttering it’s good but it’s no innkeeper
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
Ed in Stede's bed the morning after Calypso's Birthday looking very very pleased with himself
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
toast with a crunch crunch crunch
ed teach in the i just got my back blown out by the gentleman pirate robe carrying a breakfast in bed tray and holding toast in his mouth because he snac (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM