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40 | she/her | gay pirate brainrot | 🔞 | nsfw | i love ed teach more than you | 🇨🇦
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dm for links to fic drive or art server! (both ofmd archives)
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https://ko-fi.com/blandbeard
dm for links to fic drive or art server! (both ofmd archives)
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also yeah i’m gonna take this opportunity for maybe all the new people here who haven’t seen me talk about the Rope Ladder™ for 17 years straight on twitter: look it’s my rope ladder
fiance and i watched the first 2 eps of heated rivalry together and i just think that maybe a canadian production company should pick up ofmd s3. for, uh, reasons
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
fiance and i watched the first 2 eps of heated rivalry together and i just think that maybe a canadian production company should pick up ofmd s3. for, uh, reasons
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I need to quote post this again bc I love it so much 😁😁 (based on when Rhys misspoke and said Stede threw a cello, not a violin)
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I need to quote post this again bc I love it so much 😁😁 (based on when Rhys misspoke and said Stede threw a cello, not a violin)
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Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨
moose
bears
cougars
bats
umm fuck idk mountain goats
was really confident in the beginning and then i slowly forgot every animal that exists
moose
bears
cougars
bats
umm fuck idk mountain goats
was really confident in the beginning and then i slowly forgot every animal that exists
Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨
Whales
Dolphins
Wombats
Kookaburras
Kangaroos
Whales
Dolphins
Wombats
Kookaburras
Kangaroos
Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨
Quokkas
Kangaroos
Dolphins
Sea Turtles
Snakes
Quokkas
Kangaroos
Dolphins
Sea Turtles
Snakes
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨
moose
bears
cougars
bats
umm fuck idk mountain goats
was really confident in the beginning and then i slowly forgot every animal that exists
moose
bears
cougars
bats
umm fuck idk mountain goats
was really confident in the beginning and then i slowly forgot every animal that exists
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Stede Bonnet old money fallen on hard times, butler for nouvea riche enfant terrible Ed Teach, and the extremely discreet but torrid behind closed doors affair they fall intot
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Stede Bonnet old money fallen on hard times, butler for nouvea riche enfant terrible Ed Teach, and the extremely discreet but torrid behind closed doors affair they fall intot
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day 509 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
day 509 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
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🏳️⚧️🗣️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS😤🏳️⚧️
🤬🖕TRANSPHOBES EAT A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS AND SPACKLE PLS🖕 🔫
🤬🖕TRANSPHOBES EAT A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS AND SPACKLE PLS🖕 🔫
January 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
🏳️⚧️🗣️TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS😤🏳️⚧️
🤬🖕TRANSPHOBES EAT A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS AND SPACKLE PLS🖕 🔫
🤬🖕TRANSPHOBES EAT A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS AND SPACKLE PLS🖕 🔫
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coming undone
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
coming undone
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#heatedrivalry is the #2 series on HBO today!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#heatedrivalry is the #2 series on HBO today!!!!
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November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
i miss edward teach 😔
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i miss edward teach 😔
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AO3 authors: If you get a spambot comment on a story, AO3 has a specific reporting path that lets them get rid of your spammer in hours rather than weeks. Turns out that following these steps REALLY WORKS.
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
Protect Your Contact Information From Scammers | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
AO3 authors: If you get a spambot comment on a story, AO3 has a specific reporting path that lets them get rid of your spammer in hours rather than weeks. Turns out that following these steps REALLY WORKS.
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
First, here's the link with nice context:
archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...
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This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?
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ed screaming crying eyeliner running hollering out the words to nina simone be my husband. you agree. reblog
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ed screaming crying eyeliner running hollering out the words to nina simone be my husband. you agree. reblog
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"Your body doesn't know it's a play, your body doesn't know it's a play, your body doesn't know it's a play, your body doesn't know it's a play""
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Your body doesn't know it's a play, your body doesn't know it's a play, your body doesn't know it's a play, your body doesn't know it's a play""
me, knowing full well wicked for good is still in theatres: WHEN CAN I BUY A DOUBLE FEATURE BOX SET THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GRIMMERIE AND UNFOLDS INTO A MAP OF OZ
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
me, knowing full well wicked for good is still in theatres: WHEN CAN I BUY A DOUBLE FEATURE BOX SET THAT LOOKS LIKE THE GRIMMERIE AND UNFOLDS INTO A MAP OF OZ
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giving this one last boost, so incredibly thankful to everyone that has contributed 🫶🙏🧡
asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
giving this one last boost, so incredibly thankful to everyone that has contributed 🫶🙏🧡
