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40 | she/her | gay pirate brainrot | 🔞 | nsfw | i love ed teach more than you | 🇨🇦

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dm for links to fic drive or art server! (both ofmd archives)
these two, in every iteration.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
seeing wicked with a friend tn and decided to dress accordingly. no face bc the dress is the main event lbr
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
wanky.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child

don't fuckin laugh okay
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
YOU CANT MAKE ME LOOK AT SPIDERS, i say, as i block them with my spider. yeah idk i don’t make the rules
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
reskeet w/a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
💯
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
there are four types of guys online, no exceptions
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
yeah. i’m mega pissed. and it’s so high up on the shirt it’ll be super noticeable without a patch. i mean, what the fuck is this?
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
well, i got my brand new shirt, only for canada post to have let a dog (?) chew the envelope and subsequently the shirt inside. fuck my life
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
can’t hang art up bc you bought the wrong frames? no problem! still managed to update the pirate wall with a lil somethin’ somethin’ 😌
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
OKAY but hear me out- your jacket was also used in dry scenes as well bc i noticed that little hole in it, here:
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
can confirm
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
should've hit this a long time ago but the events of this year have made my fic reading habits trickle down quite significantly. anyway. clap
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
said i was gonna, so i made some poulet yassa for my fiancé and i while we watched pluribus. 👌🏼 @sambaschutte.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
bringing this gem from march 2024 back and tapping the sign.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
some smiley baby boy for you 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
qrt with an ofmd photo that changed your life
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
have you seen edward teach today? now you have
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i can’t get the yellow to work on my phone but i tried
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
CONGRATS!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
ed teach? is that you?
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM