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mustardwrites.bsky.social
YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighbourhood condiment 💛
She/her, bi, early 30s, 🇦🇺 🦘
Unapologetic ofmd girly
NSFW content, Minors DNI
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YellowMustard @mustardwrites.bsky.social · Nov 21
Creating a pinned thread of all my pirate fics for easy access! Here's my stuff!
Photo: navy background with flowering mustard plant. Yellow script reads: YellowMustard's Fic Directory
mustardwrites.bsky.social
Five animals I've seen in the wild ✨

Quokkas
Kangaroos
Dolphins
Sea Turtles
Snakes
the-widow-olivia.bsky.social Liv @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social · 5h
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild (in no particular order)

Puffin
Sea turtle
Feral horse
Capybara
Black bear
sonorawent.bsky.social sonorawent @sonorawent.bsky.social · 5h
Five animals I’ve seen in the wild (from farthest to closest encounters 😂)

Black bears
Grizzlies
Moose
Bison
Humpback whale
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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mermaided.bsky.social
an absolute angel 😇
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edteach
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
we had to say goodbye to this gentle giant today 💔 he's not been doing well since his dad/best friend passed last month. rest easy, Simba. missing you already.

(can this year please just?? cut this shit out?? I'm not asking for much, 2025. come on, man.)
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's wearing a yellow frilly shirt tied around his waist, his chest is bare. His pants are long and pooled around his usual black boots.
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
recurring mustard fic things:

crying during sex, recurring metaphors, softly/murmur/warmly, rambling internal monologue, shit dads club, stede's vocabulary is its own character, ed briefly goes to space when he comes, bonding over food-talk, ed is the prettiest person in every room, 4th wall breaks
lizzyleo.bsky.social Lizzy ‘Slutty Bi Ed’ Leo 🩷💜💙 @lizzyleo.bsky.social · 1d
Recurring Lizzy fic things:

Ed has piercings (many!!), bottom/sub leaning but still switch-verse Ed, bisexual Ed, Edsexual Stede, Ed getting pampered

Bathing, rimming, bondage, frottage, semi-public

Anton getting horny from Viago feeding, homoerotic dick biting club, full moon nonsense, rut
citrussyndicate.bsky.social Lucia ✨🏴‍☠️🎨🏳️‍🌈✨ @citrussyndicate.bsky.social · 1d
Recurring Lucia art things: eye contact, static poses, long legs, bony hands without nails, arm muscles, pink, burnt sienna, shiny metal, cars, pin ups, glam, western motifs, Joshua trees, freckles, suits, chairs, the ocean
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/587691...

nocturne is a year old today??? there's no way, what even is the passing of time 😭
Nocturne - Chapter 1 - YellowMustard - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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blackdelphinium.bsky.social
Saw this comic and had to make it about Stede
A shirt comic from Wawa Wiwa- Panel 1- a yellow dog is putting on a teal tie and saying "Time to Start the Day" Panel 2- The yellow dog is carrying a briefcase and saying " My Job won't do Itself". Panel 3- the yellow dog is sitting at a desk with a nameplate that has been modified to say "Ed's Best Friend" and a coffee cup that says "#1 Friend".
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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parsifon.bsky.social
so i heard yall liked seing butts
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
Ed in Stede's bed the morning after Calypso's Birthday looking very very pleased with himself
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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mgm1229.bsky.social
I couldn’t help myself. If you’re in the US, I wish you the best possible weekend in whatever circumstances you find yourselves. If it gets weird, remember your pirate friends are in your pocket, and love you just how you are.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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cremeisheere.bsky.social
in your 40s there will be a flag and it’s very important to know that is means death
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I love drawing the little quiet moments the most. I like flirty eyes and crinkly smiles around harmonized giggling and sweet-nothing whispers lost on a good breeze. Just want to draw them alive for as long as I am. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is a merman and is leaning over Ed, touching his nose to Ed's and smiling. Ed is dressed in his purple tee and leathers. He's holding one hand under Stede's jaw and smiling. Ed is sitting on rocks in shallow water. Stede is lifting himself out of the deeper water around the rocks, flipping his tail. He's flirting. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're sitting on the floor on top of two repaired patched up pillows. Their knees are touching. Ed is wearing his timeout onesie and Stede is wearing his cursed red suit shirt. They're both holding glasses of brandy and talking and laughing together. Ed's free hand is on Stede's thigh and Stede's free hand is resting on Ed's chest. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is hugging Stede from behind. His arms are wrapped around Stede's chest. Stede's fingers are tangled with Ed's. They're older, greyer, wrinkled even more. Ed's hair has gone white. He's kissing Stede's forehead as Stede smiles. Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is holding into ship rigging with one hand and Stede with the other. Stede is looking up at Ed and smiling.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
this was fucking WONDERFUL
petrichorpond.bsky.social cait @petrichorpond.bsky.social · 4d
ok i finally posted this woohoooo!! what if innkeepers ed & stede reminisced a little (and by reminisced i mean got really horny about) the time ed was totally definitely going to kill stede archiveofourown.org/works/74750371
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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soupbeech.bsky.social
Sometimes I think about the night after 🌕 “you wear fine things well”.

Did Edward find himself alone, gently cradling Stede’s purple coat, lightly tracing the embroidered details with the tips of his fingers? Did he carefully fold each item as he contemplated the feelings washing over him?
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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soupbeech.bsky.social
When you see them compared with the average human iris, you become fully aware that he is, indeed, Fae. And they are not eyes, but Portals to another - more Magic - world.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
i am also a pocket rock person, but my issue is i just wanna eat a rock so fucking bad

(yes i bought this angelite in honour of free space ed and YES this video is breaching the containment of a whatsapp group chat lmao)

(also this is an old video sorry the chapter is in fact NOT done 💀)
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
mustardwrites.bsky.social
VEX YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE MEME GUY ON THE PLANET AND I'M TICKLED BY THE FACT YOU'RE READING NY STUFF OK BYE
xrayvex.bsky.social xray_vex @xrayvex.bsky.social · 4d
UH OH i'VE finally taken the plunge, as it were
- started reading Free Space by @mustardwrites.bsky.social last nite

(no pun intended - no just kidding i totally intended that)

🥲
screen shot of Ed Teach as Jeff the Accountant (our flag means death s1 ep 5) sitting and reaching his hand out toward a screen shot of the title page for Free Space by YellowMustard
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
hiiiiiii gongeous :)
a digital drawing of Ed Teach, looking to the right with a soft expression on his face, one hand on his tummy and the other hanging down by his side. he’s shirtless with visible top surgery scars and heart-shaped pierced nipples, and he’s wearing leather pants with three cutouts on either side from hip to thigh that leave little slivers of skin exposed. the drawing is shaded in desaturated shades of purple, and the background is a pastel purple with a white border.
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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colinsmith.bsky.social
Terry Pratchett’s Death, taking a moment for himself at home, by David Wyatt, c.2018.
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Stede often thinks back on that night in the top. Unfamiliar and soft leather on his skin, warm brandy on his tongue, the smell of spiced tobacco permeating every breath. It was as if the sea had risen with them when Ed's waves caught the moonlight just right. They still do.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death. He's leaning over a railing, one hand is on his chin. Moonlight is catching his silver strands. He's wearing a frilled shirt.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM