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That wasn't a long story at all.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That wasn't a long story at all.
All of you. You all look the same you know.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
All of you. You all look the same you know.
We've somehow drifted south of the equator and ended up in bAcKwArDs LaNd!
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We've somehow drifted south of the equator and ended up in bAcKwArDs LaNd!
We're doing vacations?
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
We're doing vacations?
Never thought about it like that. Ya, I suppose I do work for Blackbeard.
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Never thought about it like that. Ya, I suppose I do work for Blackbeard.
This is why you do not d o u b t Captain Blackbeard!
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is why you do not d o u b t Captain Blackbeard!
What kind of focking idiot runs his ship aground?
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What kind of focking idiot runs his ship aground?
Si, si, Nana. I got o o d l e s of revenge.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Si, si, Nana. I got o o d l e s of revenge.
That's it, Livy! Give'em the old fuck-eye!
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
That's it, Livy! Give'em the old fuck-eye!
I should have twenty kills by now. At least!
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I should have twenty kills by now. At least!
Your house is on fire.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Your house is on fire.
It's good, isn't it? Being amongst proper maniacs!
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's good, isn't it? Being amongst proper maniacs!
What is even happening right now?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What is even happening right now?
Useless fookin' fookers!
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Useless fookin' fookers!
I'd love to show you some saucier spoons but there appears to be a distinct lack of those on this, supposedly, first class vessel.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I'd love to show you some saucier spoons but there appears to be a distinct lack of those on this, supposedly, first class vessel.
Purgatory? That's a shit way of saying it. S'the gravy basket.
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Purgatory? That's a shit way of saying it. S'the gravy basket.
Is this silk? ❦ Oh no. That's actually a rather exquisite cashmere.
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Is this silk? ❦ Oh no. That's actually a rather exquisite cashmere.
The liver? We don't even know what that thing does.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The liver? We don't even know what that thing does.
You were gonna stab me! In the earhole! With a skewer!
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You were gonna stab me! In the earhole! With a skewer!
I dunno. Break the monotony.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I dunno. Break the monotony.
Hes not cooperating! How do I be more scary than that?
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hes not cooperating! How do I be more scary than that?
Do you have any extra... corpses? Perhaps something in his size?
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Do you have any extra... corpses? Perhaps something in his size?
I think my husbands would have a problem with that. Have you met all twenty of them?
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think my husbands would have a problem with that. Have you met all twenty of them?
You defile beautiful things.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You defile beautiful things.