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Nothing to be ashamed of. Anything goes at sea.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Nothing to be ashamed of. Anything goes at sea.
Didn't know I had an audience with the fucking p o p e.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Didn't know I had an audience with the fucking p o p e.
Oh Ed, hey. Um, can you come with? It's getting a bit dark and... I can't actually find my way back to the ship.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Oh Ed, hey. Um, can you come with? It's getting a bit dark and... I can't actually find my way back to the ship.
W H I P P I E S!
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
W H I P P I E S!
Open your eyes, child. This is what a man's work looks like.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Open your eyes, child. This is what a man's work looks like.
Our life feels monotonous to you? ❦ No! No, it doesn't does it?
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Our life feels monotonous to you? ❦ No! No, it doesn't does it?
Whoa, the Kraken killed Blackbeard's pa?
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Whoa, the Kraken killed Blackbeard's pa?
Fuck yeah, brother. F L Y.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Fuck yeah, brother. F L Y.
Don't cry, Bonnet. We just redecorated.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Don't cry, Bonnet. We just redecorated.
Balls for days... Maybe I do!
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Balls for days... Maybe I do!
Come at me, dog!
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Come at me, dog!
Well, at least I'm alive!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well, at least I'm alive!
Do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?
Ya, the broth's pretty wild.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ya, the broth's pretty wild.
Fuck you. ❦ Lovely.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Fuck you. ❦ Lovely.
Upon my signal... unleash H E L L!
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Upon my signal... unleash H E L L!
It's terrible boring being at sea. I mean, how many pirate crews can one obliterate before it becomes a bit of a chore.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's terrible boring being at sea. I mean, how many pirate crews can one obliterate before it becomes a bit of a chore.
You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here? It's impossible, man. And here you come with your library, and your fancy quarters, and you secret little closet full of frilly shirts and s u m m e r l i n e n s.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You know how hard it is to find someone doing something original out here? It's impossible, man. And here you come with your library, and your fancy quarters, and you secret little closet full of frilly shirts and s u m m e r l i n e n s.
Well, don't you look holy.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Well, don't you look holy.
Mmh, sounds stressful, Izzy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Mmh, sounds stressful, Izzy.
The Gentleman Pirate I presume?
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Gentleman Pirate I presume?
What about the liver?
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
What about the liver?