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a zoomed in and cropped photo of Stede looking over the carnage he brought down upon the French ship, he is open mouthed grinning in a deranged kind of way and he looks like he is having a wonderful time ruining the lives of the people who were mean to his boyfriend
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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also these for today!!!

(are you sick of seeing these I can start tagging them for muting purposes)
A photo of a crocheted chubby round bird in blue yarn with pink and green details, green safety eyes, a yellow beak and yellow feet next to a hot pink seahorse with yellow detail in the fins
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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stop this came out so cute lol it looks a little more alien than frog but either works!
Photo of a crocheted green frog that looks kind of like an alien sitting in a peach flower on top of a dark green lily pad. The frog is nestled into the flower. Photo of a crocheted green frog that looks kind of like an alien sitting in a peach flower on top of a dark green lily pad. The frog is peeking way up out of the flower.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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I have done something so incorrectly lol
Photo of a computer screen showing an adorable crocheted blue seahorse and my attempt at it which is a weird pink tube
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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😂😂 like what am I supposed to do with this
Photo of my monitor that says DP COMMUNITY in big font
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I’m watching webinars about Donor Perfect and to keep it together while they continue to refer to it as DP I have crocheted a janky little plant fidget
Photo of a crocheted pink plant pot with a variegated green plant shaped like a heart. The plant has pink sparkly eyes and a weird yellow yarn mouth that I am going to fix later lol the plant is nestled into the pot Photo of a crocheted pink plant pot with a variegated green plant shaped like a heart. The plant has pink sparkly eyes and a weird yellow yarn mouth that I am going to fix later lol the plant is sticking up out of the pot and you can see the dirt
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Sometimes when I buy perfume samples I am hoping I will hate them because I can’t afford to buy full sized bottles but I just got a couple in the mail and I love them alllll nooooooooo also these are very Stede and Ed’s Queen Anne cabin to me which only increases the want
Photo of perfume sampler cards of Fox in the Flowerbed and The Abandoned Mansion from imaginary authors. Fox in the flowerbed has notes of jasmine, tulips, frankincense, wildflower honey, pink peppercorn, silver thistle and alpine air, and abandoned mansion is cedar, quince, petitgrain, pimento berry, oak moss absolute, ambreine, and paperbacks
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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feels very
Screenshot of Stede in his battle jacket sitting down and making big puffy cheeks as he blows air out of his mouth and looks overwhelmed
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This is a silly one, a pb&j sandwich lol
A crocheted peanut butter and jelly sandwich, tan and brown yarn make up the toast and orangey brown and purple yarn make up the peanut butter and jelly. It has purple safety eyes and a little smile with pink blush. A crocheted peanut butter and jelly sandwich, tan and brown yarn make up the toast and orangey brown and purple yarn make up the peanut butter and jelly, seen from above
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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The hoard is really growing again
Photo of a large storage box full of a variety of crocheted creatures, there’s lots of minty green in this batch for whatever reason
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Incredible loaf work here
Photo of Pippin, an orange buff cat loafing so hard on a couch
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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to me this is Anton Anderson
Photo of a sticker by Tender Ghost of a round little dog, white with black ears, with a red collar and his tongue out that says TOTAL ALPHA on the bottom
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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WE’RE DOING IT
A photo of two trays of profiteroles waiting to be stuffed with cream
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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wow do you remember this
Screenshot of Taika from instagram I think, he is in a colorful tank top with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and sleepy seductive eyes with one arm on the table
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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they’re waiting for you when you’re ready!
Photo from Minnie driver’s instagram BTS but it may as well be in character of Rhys and Taika sitting at Anne and Mary’s table, Stede looking earnest and adorable, Ed looking cranky, text below image says HOT PIRATES
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I’m on a bird kick
Photo of a crochet bird in a very light mint green (though it looks baby blue in this photo) with yellow feet and beak, black safety eyes, and pink cheeks
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I just found it I had to go to my car to get the bag of chips I left on the passenger seat (lol) on that side and saw it wedged under the driver’s side arm rest! Here! Fully invisible from the driver’s side which I checked several times
Photo of my rolled up frame projects stuck under the driver’s side armrest of my oldass car, I am pointing to it
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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FINALLY A COWORKER ASKED ABOUT MY DESKTOP PICTURE
Photo of amy cannibalxing’s very professional work computer that has a picture of Taika lounging on a grey couch smiling with an arm over his head, the monitor is on a stand with a bunch of mini squishmallows too we keep it profesh
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Did I look cool or am I simply existing in cool places I think it’s the latter
user amy cannibalxing standing in front of The Needles at Canyonlands in a grey and white striped shirt a purple bandana and purple pants holding two hiking poles User amy cannibalxing standing by a mountain vista wearing a purple bandana a pink shirt and black exercise idk long shorts??? Hands on their hips looking up with mountains and blue sky behind User Amy cannibalxing mostly submerged and cheesing in the greenish waters of The Narrows there is a big boulder behind them and a large bush/tree and the canyon walls go wider and higher than the frame
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Oh no I can make these very fast, (the closest thing I have to) tealorange birb!!
Photo of a round crocheted bird in tealish and orange with a yellowish orange beak, and orange wings and plume
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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birb
Photo of a small crocheted bird in pale pink and coral, he has black safety eyes and an orange beak and a little tuft of pale pink hair
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This made me think of Buffy
Edit of the scene from the episode Adam of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Buffy turns bullets into doves because she mind melded with Xander and Willow etc and it says you could never hope to grasp the source of our power but user amy cannibalxing has edited over the word power with the word Parmesan
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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MISS THEM BAD
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Ugh gosh I hope you can get some help. He’s just getting his scales applied then he’ll be on his way to help
Screenshot from video of Rhysie getting merSteded up, two makeup artists are applying details to his torso, he is standing in the fin with one arm out to the side and one above his head
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Another chunky funky squirrel
Photo of a very round crochet squirrel in blue green and purple yarn with big silver safety eyes and a black nose and kind of derpy black embroidered mouth, head on photo Photo of a very round crochet squirrel in blue green and purple yarn with a mint greenish tail and big silver safety eyes and a black nose and kind of derpy black embroidered mouth, side view photo
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM