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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Pinned
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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I'm on it, Franz.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm on it, Franz.
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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"you came back!"
"I never left"
"I never left"
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"you came back!"
"I never left"
"I never left"
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lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
lots of stuff on sale rn!
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
www.redbubble.com/people/xray-...
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(was the grink there voice) was freud durst there
In a perfect autocorrect error, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social just texted me about "Freud Durst" and we both RACED to text each other men doing it all for the nookie with their own mothers.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
(was the grink there voice) was freud durst there
Homosex, job, beach.
Yeah okay.
Yeah okay.
Beach
Butter
Vodka
😕
Butter
Vodka
😕
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Homosex, job, beach.
Yeah okay.
Yeah okay.
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
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boosting this since things are still tight, but also thank you to those who have helped 🫶
asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
ko-fi.com/patcheschance
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
boosting this since things are still tight, but also thank you to those who have helped 🫶
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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I’m trying to reach $500 for transgender youth before mid December, so if you could share my fundraising link, I’d be very grateful ❤️🏳️⚧️ southernequality.rallybound.org/ambassadors/...
Reid's Fundraising Page at CSE's Ambassador Hub
On December 13th, I will be running a virtual 5K to raise money for the Campaign for Southern Equality. Please help me reach my fundraising goal by making a contribution to my fundraiser and sharing t...
southernequality.rallybound.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m trying to reach $500 for transgender youth before mid December, so if you could share my fundraising link, I’d be very grateful ❤️🏳️⚧️ southernequality.rallybound.org/ambassadors/...
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LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN
This is hilarious. I am such a fuddy-duddy when it comes down to it, but I still achieved Heathen status.
theinnocencetest.com
theinnocencetest.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is hilarious. I am such a fuddy-duddy when it comes down to it, but I still achieved Heathen status.
theinnocencetest.com
theinnocencetest.com
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"I'M DAVID S. 'POSSUMS, MAN! AND I'M HERE TO DO...THIS!"
*hisses and faints, plays dead while two beatboy skeletons dance on either side of him*
*hisses and faints, plays dead while two beatboy skeletons dance on either side of him*
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"I'M DAVID S. 'POSSUMS, MAN! AND I'M HERE TO DO...THIS!"
*hisses and faints, plays dead while two beatboy skeletons dance on either side of him*
*hisses and faints, plays dead while two beatboy skeletons dance on either side of him*
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Are you looking for a christmas present for a creative person? Hoo boy do we have the auction for you. Hundreds of creatives from 20 countries are raising funds for people fleeing Genocide in El-Fasher, Sudan. Huge names, huge items! Bid here! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Art by @raafaye, insta
Art by @raafaye, insta
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Are you looking for a christmas present for a creative person? Hoo boy do we have the auction for you. Hundreds of creatives from 20 countries are raising funds for people fleeing Genocide in El-Fasher, Sudan. Huge names, huge items! Bid here! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Art by @raafaye, insta
Art by @raafaye, insta
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holy fuck every single person in ofmd fandom hot as fuck. if you think this doesn't apply to you, it applies to you even harder. my god. i have a crush on everyone
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
holy fuck every single person in ofmd fandom hot as fuck. if you think this doesn't apply to you, it applies to you even harder. my god. i have a crush on everyone
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If you want me to dress like the "golden era of travel" than you need to make the seats like they were in the golden era of travel (don't look at how often planes crashed, they also allowed smoking on planes so)
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you want me to dress like the "golden era of travel" than you need to make the seats like they were in the golden era of travel (don't look at how often planes crashed, they also allowed smoking on planes so)
Stizzy
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Stizzy
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my tumblr feed did a thing and it did me considerable psychic damage
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
my tumblr feed did a thing and it did me considerable psychic damage
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Someone was missing
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Someone was missing
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