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🥔Pass the Shrampberry Sauce🦐
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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
You are a ridiculously intelligent, kind, hilarious, beautiful person and I am happy to call you my friend. The world is a better place with you in it.

Now, PRINT IT OUT AND RECITE IT, BITCH.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love himb
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do I have to make you recite them daily? I'll do it, motherfucker.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I read this in the cadence of Doechii's Denial is a River
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hell yeah
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I am kenough
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I need a meloncap
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You gotta do ONE more thing
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Niiiiiice
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
YIKES please stay safe!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Green beans and stuffing can go right in the bin
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I think there's been a bit of a societal shift where now it's considered gauche to press/ask after someone declines. Also, as we get older, more and more of our peers have realized they have a problem and have also given it up.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
How did I score higher than both of you? I've done nothing.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Looovvvee. You have art running through your veins. Everything you create is fantastic.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM