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Happy Thanksgiving
Movie still of Wednesday Addams dressed as a native American on Thanksgiving holding a match, about to burn down the colonizers.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This is hilarious. I am such a fuddy-duddy when it comes down to it, but I still achieved Heathen status.

theinnocencetest.com
Thr Innocent Test Heathen (66) you like to have a good time, but you know when to reign yourself in. good for you. Just don't make too many bad choices.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A weird bird suddenly looking up from drinking out of a pond, water still dripping from its mouth A woman who's fallen on the floor with her legs in the air, crying out in pain Susan Sarandon as Janet from Rocky Horror pondering hornily Photo of a redhead woman straddling a brunette woman, putting makeup on her.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Okay, okay, Bluesky is in motherfucking CAHOOTS. Because look at the post under yours.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post: I was adored once too. (Sir Andrew, Act 2 Scene 3)
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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They used to make real soundtracks for a movie.
Cover art for the Romeo + Juliet movie soundtrack Track listing 1 #1 Crush - Garbage 2 Local God - Everclear 3 Angel - Gavin Friday 4 Pretty Piece Of Flesh - One Inch Punch 5 Kissing You (Love Theme From Romeo And Juliet) - Des'ree 6 Whatever (I Had A Dream) - Butthole Surfers 7 Lovefool - The Cardigans 8 Young Hearts Run Free - Kym Mazelle 9 Everybody's Free (To Feel Good) - Quindon Tarver 10 To You I Bestow - Mundy 11 Talk Show Host - Radiohead 12 Little Star - Stina Nordenstam 13 You And Me Song - The Wannadies
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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lol no that was from my NY trip.

This is me rn.
Woman with wine colored hair flashing a backwards peace sign while wearing a gray sweater with pink hearts on it, and a gray KN95 face mask.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Woman with wine colored hair wearing a black fur coat and black dress posing for a mirror selfie.
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Four Christmas movies to know me by.

Okay, fr the only two I watch annually are Muppet Christmas Carol and Gremlins. Mixed Nuts is a real outlier—I easily could've put Scrooged or something. But Mixed Nuts is lowkey batshit, so I had to include it.
Muppet Christmas Carol movie poster with Michael Caine as Scrooge walking through a snowy London at night with Muppets at the top of the poster. Gremlins movie poster with Gizmo the Gremlin on a white background and the tagline "What you see... isn't always what you get." Nightmare Before Christmas movie poster with Jack Skellington standing on one kd Tim Burton's swirly things, silhouetted against the moon. There's a graveyard with many lit pumpkins below. Mixed Nuts movie poster with a large Pic of Steve Martin in a Santa hat against a white background. At the bottom is a smaller Pic of the rest of the cast. There's a red border with colored Christmas lights around the whole poster.
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Reskeet with a time you looked cool.

I never look cool, but occasionally I look cunty.

My "Bratbeard" look for and OFMD drag show in September.
Woman in a long black and gray wig, sparkly drag makeup, and a leather outfit posing for a mirror selfie.
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Not actually a little thing, but I'm still riding the high of seeing #DeathBecomesHer on Broadway.

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Megan Hilty and her incredible voice and acting choices and legs.

@deathbecomesbway.bsky.social What a fantastic show.
Photo of a Death Becomes Her playbill in bluish purple lighting, with a stage curtain that says Death Becomes Her in the background. Woman posing in blue-purple lighting in front of the Death Becomes Her stage curtain A large pinkish vial suspended from the ceiling of a theater, lit in blue. Photo of cars on a street at night in front of a theater with the Death Becomes Her advertising on the theater. Behind it you can see a sign for scientology.
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Mamdani campaign sign style text that says "Dickfuck no it's not."
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Blonde woman with an eyepatch looking smug
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A year ago today, wrung out, unemployed, and lovesick, everything changed for me. It was so strange, having a personal victory on such an awful day. But it gave me hope while we watched a nightmare become a reality. And I guess that's all we need to keep going. Just a chance for things to better.
Screenshot of text that says: November 5. I have so much love in me that I would like to cry; — Simone de Beauvoir, from Diary of a Philosophy Student
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Look at this beautiful idiot.
Two femme presenting people with different shades of pink hair sitting next to each other and smiling. A person with pink hair wearing a colorful patterned dress in pink lighting sitting in a crowd holding a diet coke. They are looking up sweetly. A femme presenting person with blonde and pink hair and large green glasses, smiling for a selfie with a woman with purple hair and lots of makeup. A femme person with pink hair and large glasses wearing a tiny vintage hat and tropical print dress, posing cutely with their hand under their chin.
November 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Tweet about sports edited to be about OFMD: I think a lot of people think the point of OFMD is that your blorbos will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of OFMD. The point of OFMD is to be sad in a group.
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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(posted with sincerity because who the hell can afford therapy in this economy)
Geordi LaForge meme with him doing the "no" hand gesture to the caption "Going to therapy" and the pointed "yes" finger to the caption "The healing power of a well-timed meme."
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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That Canva Pro account is worth every penny.
Screenshot of Scully from The X-Files dresses conservatively, sitting at a table and smiling.
October 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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What a coincidence
Agent Mulder in the driver's seat of a car flashing a badge that's edited to say "Come Expert"
October 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Blonde woman in a faux tiger fur jacket and a beanie with the caption "What the hell, sure."
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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M Ö T H
A tuxedo cat looking up with big eyes A closer zoom of tuxedo cat looking up with big eyes An extreme closeup of a tuxedo cat looking up with big eyes
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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A black cat wrapped up in a blankie
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Picture of Riker from Star Trek TNG looking shocked, with the caption "Commander Yiker."
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Happy Anita Bryant Taking a Pie to the Face Day to all who celebrate.
Screenshot of Anita Bryant taking a pie to the face with the caption "It happened on this day in 1977! IYKYK."
October 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Screenshot of a tweet by @/NotABigJerk: I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Nathan Foad is just me and @thesearethekids.bsky.social in a trenchcoat.
Screenshot of Nathan Foad's Instagram story where he has tried to Google "English to German" but appelled it "ebglis to Herman."
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM