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🎶Cheese! Glorious Cheese!
Cheese makes life exciting🎶
Time Magazine Person of the Year: 2006
Cheese makes life exciting🎶
Time Magazine Person of the Year: 2006
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@praisecheese.bsky.social
· Jan 26
*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
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You think that FIFA stuff was bad wait until the Olympic Committee builds a 4th platform above the other 3 for the Platinum Medal awarded to him for every single event
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
You think that FIFA stuff was bad wait until the Olympic Committee builds a 4th platform above the other 3 for the Platinum Medal awarded to him for every single event
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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The moon is too bright and my heartbeat is too loud
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The moon is too bright and my heartbeat is too loud
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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The only thing higher than grocery prices right now is me
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The only thing higher than grocery prices right now is me
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"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"it's stew season!" i happily declare, still mad at you about that thing you said three years ago
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Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Forgetting to turn on the crockpot is my most prolific self sabotage yet.
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
Dibs on the band name Meat Loaf Igloo
@bethecookie.bsky.social
@bethecookie.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dibs on the band name Meat Loaf Igloo
@bethecookie.bsky.social
@bethecookie.bsky.social
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I've brought my bag of unsalted peanuts, my hand-embroidered flower cap, a vintage monster finger puppet for good luck, and my knowledge of mild, almost ineffective charms. My back aches, and I'm not wearing appropriate walking shoes.
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm out on another short walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I've brought my bag of unsalted peanuts, my hand-embroidered flower cap, a vintage monster finger puppet for good luck, and my knowledge of mild, almost ineffective charms. My back aches, and I'm not wearing appropriate walking shoes.
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
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This is fine. Everything’s fine.
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is fine. Everything’s fine.
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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genuinely when people ask me "how are you" these days I basically laugh
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
genuinely when people ask me "how are you" these days I basically laugh
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Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Are you even grocery shopping in a movie or TV show if you don't have a baguette and some greenery sticking out of your grocery bag?
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Are you even grocery shopping in a movie or TV show if you don't have a baguette and some greenery sticking out of your grocery bag?
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"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV
October 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV
Satisfaction guaranteed, or we're really sorry.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Satisfaction guaranteed, or we're really sorry.
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we can’t afford rich people anymore. we should take all their money
October 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
we can’t afford rich people anymore. we should take all their money
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Ok you guys, I’m not super political…but we must overthrow the American government.
September 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ok you guys, I’m not super political…but we must overthrow the American government.