💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿
@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social
Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants
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Here are some things you probably don't know about me:
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.
A present for my #Resisters (feel free to steal) and a warning to MAGAts...
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A present for my #Resisters (feel free to steal) and a warning to MAGAts...
This little fella was outside walking towards the house. I may never go outside again.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This little fella was outside walking towards the house. I may never go outside again.
THE WHITE HOUSE AMBUSH: OR HOW TRUMP MAY HAVE JUST STAGED THANKSGIVING FOR CHAOS
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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THE WHITE HOUSE AMBUSH: OR HOW TRUMP MAY HAVE JUST STAGED THANKSGIVING FOR CHAOS
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
THE WHITE HOUSE AMBUSH: OR HOW TRUMP MAY HAVE JUST STAGED THANKSGIVING FOR CHAOS
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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THE GREAT SOUP SCANDAL: LOTUS EXPOSES CAMPBELL’S SECRET RECIPE (IT’S CONTEMPT)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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THE GREAT SOUP SCANDAL: LOTUS EXPOSES CAMPBELL’S SECRET RECIPE (IT’S CONTEMPT)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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November 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
THE GREAT SOUP SCANDAL: LOTUS EXPOSES CAMPBELL’S SECRET RECIPE (IT’S CONTEMPT)
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgemental) Feline
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Happy Friday! Here's one of the best-selling singles of all time and a huge dance hit. So, let's get those feet moving...
Believe - Cher
youtu.be/nZXRV4MezEw?...
Believe - Cher
youtu.be/nZXRV4MezEw?...
Cher - Believe (Official Music Video) [4K Remaster]
YouTube video by Cher
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Happy Friday! Here's one of the best-selling singles of all time and a huge dance hit. So, let's get those feet moving...
Believe - Cher
youtu.be/nZXRV4MezEw?...
Believe - Cher
youtu.be/nZXRV4MezEw?...
I almost forgot my last remaining Thanksgiving tradition, outside of eating too much...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I almost forgot my last remaining Thanksgiving tradition, outside of eating too much...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
I hate to ruin Trump's Thanksgiving, but would someone please remind him that Jeffrey won't be joining him this year?
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I hate to ruin Trump's Thanksgiving, but would someone please remind him that Jeffrey won't be joining him this year?
The tryptophan just hit and you’ve officially entered the gravy dimension...
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The tryptophan just hit and you’ve officially entered the gravy dimension...
THE “SURE, LET’S ARM THE FELONS” INITIATIVE: Brought to You by Pam Bondi, America’s Most Confused Traffic Cone
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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THE “SURE, LET’S ARM THE FELONS” INITIATIVE: Brought to You by Pam Bondi, America’s Most Confused Traffic Cone
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
THE “SURE, LET’S ARM THE FELONS” INITIATIVE: Brought to You by Pam Bondi, America’s Most Confused Traffic Cone
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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THE THANKSGIVING WOKE PANIC SPECIAL: PETE HEGSETH DECLARES WAR ON… THE BOY SCOUTS?
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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THE THANKSGIVING WOKE PANIC SPECIAL: PETE HEGSETH DECLARES WAR ON… THE BOY SCOUTS?
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
THE THANKSGIVING WOKE PANIC SPECIAL: PETE HEGSETH DECLARES WAR ON… THE BOY SCOUTS?
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a smooth blend of Soul, R&B, and Funk that ultimately crossed over to the Disco charts...
Do It ('Til You're Satisfied) - B.T. Express
youtu.be/eAmpaV6WzGo?...
Do It ('Til You're Satisfied) - B.T. Express
youtu.be/eAmpaV6WzGo?...
Do It ('Til You're Satisfied)
YouTube video by B.T. Express - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a smooth blend of Soul, R&B, and Funk that ultimately crossed over to the Disco charts...
Do It ('Til You're Satisfied) - B.T. Express
youtu.be/eAmpaV6WzGo?...
Do It ('Til You're Satisfied) - B.T. Express
youtu.be/eAmpaV6WzGo?...
In an ironic twist, Lakanwal (the shooter) applied for asylum in 2024 and was granted asylum in April 2025, under the Trump administration, according to three law enforcement sources.
While I mourn for the soldiers and their families, my schadenfreude is in overdrive over this little development!
While I mourn for the soldiers and their families, my schadenfreude is in overdrive over this little development!
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
In an ironic twist, Lakanwal (the shooter) applied for asylum in 2024 and was granted asylum in April 2025, under the Trump administration, according to three law enforcement sources.
While I mourn for the soldiers and their families, my schadenfreude is in overdrive over this little development!
While I mourn for the soldiers and their families, my schadenfreude is in overdrive over this little development!
** SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE BECAUSE I'M PISSED**
THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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** SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE BECAUSE I'M PISSED** THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
** SPECIAL BONUS ARTICLE BECAUSE I'M PISSED**
THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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THE GREAT GEORGIA FACEPLANT: HOW JUSTICE GOT SHOVED INTO TRAFFIC AND LEFT FOR DEAD
By The Unredacted Bastard — The Bastard • The Scourge • The Problem You Should’ve Foreseen
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You know it's coming...
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You know it's coming...
America has had 47 presidencies. Only one - under Trump - led to the U.S. being added to the watchlist for the erosion of democracy and civil liberties.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
America has had 47 presidencies. Only one - under Trump - led to the U.S. being added to the watchlist for the erosion of democracy and civil liberties.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
Congress Wants Cheaper Cars — Even If You Die in One: Let's Review the Senate’s New “Let’s See What Happens If We (Literally) Remove the Brakes Strategy
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Congress Wants Cheaper Cars — Even If You Die in One: Lets Review the Senate’s New “Let’s See What Happens If We (Literally) Remove the Brakes Strategy
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
open.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Congress Wants Cheaper Cars — Even If You Die in One: Let's Review the Senate’s New “Let’s See What Happens If We (Literally) Remove the Brakes Strategy
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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🚨 TRUMP TO AMERICANS: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES (AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT)”
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
🚨 “TRUMP TO AMERICANS: GO FUCK YOURSELVES (AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT)”
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory
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November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
🚨 TRUMP TO AMERICANS: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES (AND PAY FULL PRICE FOR IT)”
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
By The Unredacted Bastard | Truth Delivered | Bullshit Obliterated | Profanity Mandatory open.substack.com/pub/theunred...
Happy Wednesday! Put on your best disco gear because we're going to this great club...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
Copacabana (At the Copa) (Long Version)
YouTube video by Barry Manilow - Topic
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Happy Wednesday! Put on your best disco gear because we're going to this great club...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
Copacabana (At The Copa) - Barry Manilow
youtu.be/sUx4kKPXK1M?...
So, the mother of Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew (her brother's BM) has been arrested by ICE and is being held in Louisiana.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So, the mother of Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s nephew (her brother's BM) has been arrested by ICE and is being held in Louisiana.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
“Quite frankly, I was pissed off!” The DOJ Purge, the Resignation Letters They Never Wanted You to See, and the Reckoning We Can No Longer Avoid
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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“Quite frankly, I was pissed off!”
The DOJ Purge, the Resignation Letters They Never Wanted You to See, and the Reckoning We Can No Longer Avoid
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“Quite frankly, I was pissed off!” The DOJ Purge, the Resignation Letters They Never Wanted You to See, and the Reckoning We Can No Longer Avoid
By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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By The Unredacted Bastard | Politics • Deep Dive • Accountability
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Tariffs, Tantrums & Tall Tales: Lotus Explains Trump’s “Skyrocketing” Nonsense
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Tariffs, Tantrums & Tall Tales: Lotus Explains Trump’s “Skyrocketing” Nonsense
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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November 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Tariffs, Tantrums & Tall Tales: Lotus Explains Trump’s “Skyrocketing” Nonsense
By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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By Lotus, the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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Happy Tuesday! Here's a song that was perfect for playing after a slow song at the club. Starts out slow, then kicks into gear.
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
youtu.be/7ZUmzVTVbYY?...
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
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Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer - No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) CBS Records 1979
YouTube video by DiscoSaturdayNightTV
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November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Happy Tuesday! Here's a song that was perfect for playing after a slow song at the club. Starts out slow, then kicks into gear.
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
youtu.be/7ZUmzVTVbYY?...
No More Tears (Enough is Enough)
youtu.be/7ZUmzVTVbYY?...
The case against Comey and James went down faster than Lauren Boebert at a Beetlejuice show.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The case against Comey and James went down faster than Lauren Boebert at a Beetlejuice show.
Reposted by 💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿
Speaking of sea sponges, this will blow your mind: a friend of mine mastered in biology and there was a study with sponges. They put different sponges all together in a tank, and within a few days, they separated themselves from each other, into groups they prefer. (don't need a brain to be racist)
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Speaking of sea sponges, this will blow your mind: a friend of mine mastered in biology and there was a study with sponges. They put different sponges all together in a tank, and within a few days, they separated themselves from each other, into groups they prefer. (don't need a brain to be racist)