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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿

@mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social

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Humor & Truth. Cancer survivor. USAF vet Cat dad. Bosox & NY Giants https://open.substack.com/pub/theunredactedbastard?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31 https://open.substack.com/pub/lotuspurrspective?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=1pcx31

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · Nov 17

Here are some things you probably don't know about me:

⭐Default Position: horse's ass
⭐Favorite Job: radio, club and event DJ
⭐Comedy Icons: Groucho, Pryor, Carlin, Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard
⭐Most rewarding job: Paralegal
⭐I like everybody, until they give me a reason not to like them.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

I'm 69 and I wish I could do one of these

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning, Jean

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 2h

Uptown Funk Flashmob
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Crazy Uptown Funk Flashmob in Sydney for .sydney domains campaign

YouTube video by Crazy Domains

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 3h

Morning, CP

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Morning, Jim

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Good morning, Lou

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Good morning, Johnny

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 3h

Yo, Chuck

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Morning, Zenalicious

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 3h

Good morning, DK

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The CDC Shutdown Chaos: When the Clowns Run the Lab
By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline
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The CDC Shutdown Chaos: When the Clowns Run the Lab

By Lotus the World’s Wisest (and Most Judgmental) Feline

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

⚔️ Putin’s Patience Is Dead — and Trump’s Holding the Match
By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer & No-Bullshit Truth-Teller
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⚔️ Putin’s Patience Is Dead — and Trump’s Holding the Match

By The Unredacted Bastard — Political Writer & No-Bullshit Truth-Teller

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Devil Inside - INXS
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INXS - Devil Inside (Official Music Video)

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

There is absolutely zero chance that a man who took $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from an FBI agent on camera would have been appointed to any position by any other president.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

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Andy Behrman @electroboyusa.bsky.social · 11h

If you agree that #JakeTapper is a 🍆 please retweet.

Retweets are more effective thank "likes" because Boy Jake will actually see the big numbers.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 4h

Happy Monday! Let's kick off the drudgery of the work week with a crossover smash from 1986...

Diamond Girl - Nice & Wild
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Nice & Wild - Diamond Girl (Extended Version 1986)

YouTube video by Mike Pence

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 12h

When you think that all is lost, and there is no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the restaurant on the Titanic.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 13h

Given a choice, I will gladly take Obamacare, despite its flaws, over the Republican alternative, commonly known as "Fuck Off And Die".

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 13h

The MAGAt pivot from “leftists are snowflake crybabies” to “leftists are radical violent terrorists” needs to be studied.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 21h

Good afternoon, CP

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

More than half of ALL government shut down days in the history of America have come under just one president.

Simply put, the man is a terrible leader.

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💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, Jane June

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning, Jean. It's got a very smooth sound. I like the original, as well.

💿🥂 The Mayor of Funkytown 🥂💿 @mayoroffunkytown.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, some people are saying this is AI, and others are saying that while there are AI versions of this song out there, this is not one of them.

Either way, this is cool as hell...

Without Me - Eminem (Motown Soul Cover)
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Eminem - Without Me (Motown Soul Cover)

YouTube video by Mx

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