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I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith! Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · Aug 24

Posting has ruined my life

Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · Aug 15

lol for me, imo

Hans Moleman saying "posting has ruined my life. I'm 41 years old!"

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elizabeth 🫡 @posting.bsky.social · 1d

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Heath Enwaggoner @parochialnimrod.bsky.social · 1d

one day you're flushing toilets and they gush and flush for like 3 minutes but then later you wake up and stan chera is dead and toilets just kind of weakly trickle with 5s flushes when they're not just clogging up and you wonder what happened to your country and why there's no room for a grand ball

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Cal M. 🐉 @johcal.bsky.social · 1d

They’re walking around like:

a cartoon of a man holding a hat and a cane with the words this flower is wilting

Alt: Louisiana Bobby

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Mr Handsome Boy @kaiten9653.bsky.social · 1d

if we do not have a quality ballroom where will florida's large sons show off their dates when Trump is not at Mar a Lago?

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 1d

every night I lay down in bedc, let out a heavy sigh, stare at the ceiling, and say aloud, why does this country deny itself a quality ballroom? why are we tortured so?? but god never answers,

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 22h

Lmfao

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 1d

Have you seen the size of Barron? I think they need it to house him.

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

my sons uday and qusay need Ballroom for their fancy dress crypto soiree

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 22h

It really should have been a major priority going back to the dang founding imho

Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 22h

😐

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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 1d

That bed doesn't sound so fucking smart to me

Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 2d

The AWS outage bricked people's $2,700 smartbeds, leaving them in a reclining position or with the heat up. People were unable to use them, basically. A GitHub repo exists that lets people operate their beds without reliance on the normal infrastructure

www.404media.co/the-aws-outa...

The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds

When Amazon Web Services went offline, people lost control of their cloud-connected smart beds, getting stuck in reclined positions or roasting with the heat turned all the way up.

www.404media.co

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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 1d

Some days you Help the Hamburger, some days the Hamburger Helps you

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

it's been shameful living in a country that does not have a Quality Ballroom

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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 1d

Wait til he changes the flag

Katie Harbath @katieharbath.bsky.social · 1d

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 8d

"My god it's full of st... WAIT THOSE AREN'T STARS

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berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 8d

SAGAN: gallons and gallons

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 22h

lol

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 8d

it's cum

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Dr Nifkin @drnifkin.bsky.social · 7d

Is it illegal on bluesky to say that all Nazis should be kissed

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social · 22h

lol

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 8d

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3d

One of the things that I’ve been forced to face and take the loss on is that all of the people who critiqued Bernie for his dismissive stances on identity politics were largely correct. This is a very bad response from a guy who should know better.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 3d

Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 2d

Hope the local IV drug enthusiasts have fun shooting up the two cases of cat food they stole off my stoop

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Ali Nahdee @alinahdee.bsky.social · 1d

Check out my dope ass pumpkin!!!

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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 8d

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 8d

dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated

Top US Army general says he’s using ChatGPT to help make key command decisions

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