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I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
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Posting has ruined my life
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Jiminy Glick should interview Sam Altman
Aren't you forgetting someone?
a man in a suit says what what what
ALT: a man in a suit says what what what
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Jiminy Glick should interview Sam Altman
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And one of the other lines in this sketch:
"Kevin..... Kevin can you hear me---"
"---HE CAN HEAR FINE!"
"oohh-hhh oh ok"
"Kevin..... Kevin can you hear me---"
"---HE CAN HEAR FINE!"
"oohh-hhh oh ok"
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
And one of the other lines in this sketch:
"Kevin..... Kevin can you hear me---"
"---HE CAN HEAR FINE!"
"oohh-hhh oh ok"
"Kevin..... Kevin can you hear me---"
"---HE CAN HEAR FINE!"
"oohh-hhh oh ok"
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who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
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Collective, racist punishment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Collective, racist punishment.
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
Senate candidate has history of sending racist, misogynist messages | Arizona Mirror
Arizona U.S. Senate hopeful Craig Brittain made headlines yesterday after he sent racist text messages to a potential campaign vendor.
azmirror.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It's wild to me that this guy has reinvented himself as a resist grifter on this website
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I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
He's such a piece of shit
Trump's speech about the shooting in DC veered into him attacking the Somali community in Minnesota, which of course had nothing to do with the shooting. Gives away his bigoted game.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
He's such a piece of shit
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This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This should be a new fairy tale
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Barth gave me nightmares
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Barth gave me nightmares
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i still have lodged in my brain pieces from a joke from that show that somehow involved the equal rights amendment and fernando valenzuela hinging on “ERA”
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i still have lodged in my brain pieces from a joke from that show that somehow involved the equal rights amendment and fernando valenzuela hinging on “ERA”
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writers room: ok, so this show is for kids, so for one bit we're gonna have a south american despot running a firing squad, and
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
writers room: ok, so this show is for kids, so for one bit we're gonna have a south american despot running a firing squad, and
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Canadian TV in the '80s was what I would describe as "completely unsupervised"
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Canadian TV in the '80s was what I would describe as "completely unsupervised"
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I remember seeing You Can't Do That On Television as a kid and I still don't understand how any of that happened
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I remember seeing You Can't Do That On Television as a kid and I still don't understand how any of that happened
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Delinking is gaining traction among some political movements in the global South. What is it, and how can it be achieved?
jasonhickel.substack.com/p/what-is-de...
jasonhickel.substack.com/p/what-is-de...
What is delinking?
A crucial strategy for transformation in the 21st century.
jasonhickel.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Delinking is gaining traction among some political movements in the global South. What is it, and how can it be achieved?
jasonhickel.substack.com/p/what-is-de...
jasonhickel.substack.com/p/what-is-de...
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They also have bathroom doors that go all the way to the floor and don’t have peep slots on either side of the stall door.
Countries with high-speed trains and bidets must think we're gross cave people
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
They also have bathroom doors that go all the way to the floor and don’t have peep slots on either side of the stall door.
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This new report from the Grantham Institute is crucial. And it's quite striking to see it published... it seems to indicate people are willing to consider policy ideas long treated as taboo.
www.lse.ac.uk/granthaminst...
www.lse.ac.uk/granthaminst...
Revisiting central bank independence for the climate era: insights from the People’s Bank of China - Grantham Research Institute on climate change and the environment
This paper explores the relationship between independence and climate action through an in-depth study of the PBoC, comparing it with Western central banks.
www.lse.ac.uk
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This new report from the Grantham Institute is crucial. And it's quite striking to see it published... it seems to indicate people are willing to consider policy ideas long treated as taboo.
www.lse.ac.uk/granthaminst...
www.lse.ac.uk/granthaminst...
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In a sane world, the government guilty of committing genocide would be dismantled, and forced to pay reparations. Instead they are allowed to corral their victims into a concentration camp and steal their land. We live in the most obscene of all possible timelines.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
In a sane world, the government guilty of committing genocide would be dismantled, and forced to pay reparations. Instead they are allowed to corral their victims into a concentration camp and steal their land. We live in the most obscene of all possible timelines.
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The UN General Assembly resolution against torture was rejected by only three countries: the US, Israel, and Argentina, who remind the world that they oppose even the most basic principles of humanity.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The UN General Assembly resolution against torture was rejected by only three countries: the US, Israel, and Argentina, who remind the world that they oppose even the most basic principles of humanity.
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Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Responding to everyone’s Thanksgiving meal photos as “AI slop”
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My Name Is Jonas
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My Name Is Jonas
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
Debaser
Everything In It’s Right Place
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
Battery
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