Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
banner
plankysmith.bsky.social
Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!

Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
Aren't you forgetting someone?
a man in a suit says what what what
ALT: a man in a suit says what what what
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
What a truly nauseating picture.

Ronnie casually rocking a tan suit in the background is just the cherry on top of this holy trinity of Republican hypocrisy
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
BlasphemyBot:
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
Okay it's true, Jesus did kinda waste his miracle powers. He should've turned water into clean energy or at least oil
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
lol
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
Old Saying: "You have to spend money to make money"

Rich people: "Mhm... but what if..."
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
They really seem to think they can replace everyone with genAI and then make shocked Pikachu face when the analyst says "people can’t spend money on our products because they have no disposable income"… *gestures around*
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
NO WAGE ! Only spend 😡
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
ikr
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
Also, being homeless is illegal! Straight to jail!
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
"You being able to buy a house is ruining the economy! Be homeless now! That's an order!"
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
Get a new phone every year, and you're told it's the reason you can't buy a house. Hold on to old devices as long as possible, and you get blamed for hurting the economy.
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
That is coming. Here in America, it’s the retirement system they’re after.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Reposted by Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
I think we should take the remaining little money the poors still have and give it to the rich as a punishment for not being a useful part of capitalism.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM