Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
I actually have the perfect video to post in response to this:
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I actually have the perfect video to post in response to this:
[RFK Jr voice]
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
[RFK Jr voice]
Guess who is in the market for buying some condoms?
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Guess who is in the market for buying some condoms?
RFK Jr continuing to talk to the scorpion that he says tricked him:
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
RFK Jr continuing to talk to the scorpion that he says tricked him:
Some personal news:
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Some personal news:
Important:
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Important:
I've been thinking about this dril tweet about Elon lately, and how quaint it is now:
thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called Someone an "Ass Hat"
thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called Someone an "Ass Hat"
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I've been thinking about this dril tweet about Elon lately, and how quaint it is now:
thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called Someone an "Ass Hat"
thinking that every time elon musk trends on here it's because he invented cold fusion, not because he publicly called Someone an "Ass Hat"
This post has a 'nice' number of likes right now
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This post has a 'nice' number of likes right now
I haven't thought about this in a while.
A great bit.
A great bit.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I haven't thought about this in a while.
A great bit.
A great bit.
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
Lost Highway (1997). Dir. David Lynch
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Lost Highway (1997). Dir. David Lynch
Here's another good joke by me, PlankySmith:
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
![Tweet by @PlankySmith from August 31, 2017:
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djx627cvubfgvbkncbmf6w7i/bafkreihobaujmexcj5x4g2ieivyhwizzxu7gik3ywoyweftbvkqcjufi2a@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Here's another good joke by me, PlankySmith:
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
I have made some good jokes in the past, hot damn
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I have made some good jokes in the past, hot damn
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
"Those songs didn't even come out in the same year!" you may shout.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Those songs didn't even come out in the same year!" you may shout.
The lineup
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The lineup
Me and the gang from One Got Fat
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Me and the gang from One Got Fat
Stephen Miller aka Rat Boy
![Tweet by PlankySmith from 2019:
"It's false to say that Trump hasn't had any pets as President.
He's had 'dear rat boy,' Stephen Miller."
[below the text is an edited image of Bart Simpson being referred to by Homer as 'dear Rat Boy' but with Stephen Miller's face pasted on]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djx627cvubfgvbkncbmf6w7i/bafkreibljdymrfypbpeujwo33zdxde7d3nwmylcun432szb2ps4fienx2a@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Stephen Miller aka Rat Boy
Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Stick This Up Your Ass
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Stick This Up Your Ass
This doesn't work
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This doesn't work
It would be funny if Trump and the core White House people got asbestosis and other things because of this haphazard demolition of the East Wing of the White House.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It would be funny if Trump and the core White House people got asbestosis and other things because of this haphazard demolition of the East Wing of the White House.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.