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@pell.portland.or.us
Old trans chick from Cascadia. Ex-t.b, ex-soc.motss, ex-programmer, admitted bicycle framebuilder, actual socialist. she/her
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· Jul 28
Sooo I was at a coffee shop and the girl in line behind me decided to ask if I’d heard about Jesus.
In the United States.
In 2025.
“I have heard the sales pitch, yes,” I said. “I’m happy with my current religious services provider and not looking to make a switch.”
In the United States.
In 2025.
“I have heard the sales pitch, yes,” I said. “I’m happy with my current religious services provider and not looking to make a switch.”
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Well, we are starting the day like a fish riding a bicycle.
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Well, we are starting the day like a fish riding a bicycle.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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[me to my gay friends] so which one of you drives the car and which one points to the cows and says ‘cow’?
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
[me to my gay friends] so which one of you drives the car and which one points to the cows and says ‘cow’?
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the next Andy Warhol (derogatory)
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
the next Andy Warhol (derogatory)
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A lot of transphobic whataboutism is just straight up trying to make being a bigot sound like a legit position asked in good faith.
Nope, same old horseshit.
Nope, same old horseshit.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
A lot of transphobic whataboutism is just straight up trying to make being a bigot sound like a legit position asked in good faith.
Nope, same old horseshit.
Nope, same old horseshit.
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i look at pics of me Before, even with makeup on, even on happy days, and they're a little dead behind the eyes. all that fear. like if i told anyone i'd die and if i didn't i'd die. well. im a tiny fat gay guy now and fuck it. im happier. the hand pushing me down into the pavement is gone.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i look at pics of me Before, even with makeup on, even on happy days, and they're a little dead behind the eyes. all that fear. like if i told anyone i'd die and if i didn't i'd die. well. im a tiny fat gay guy now and fuck it. im happier. the hand pushing me down into the pavement is gone.
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this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule
bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule
bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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If you have concerns about trans women and trans girls in sports, you have ALREADY fallen for propaganda.
It wasn't organic. It wasn't a huge concern. It was deliberate back-to-the-drawing board marketing when "protect women and children" trans bathroom bans didn't catch on between 2017-2019.
It wasn't organic. It wasn't a huge concern. It was deliberate back-to-the-drawing board marketing when "protect women and children" trans bathroom bans didn't catch on between 2017-2019.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If you have concerns about trans women and trans girls in sports, you have ALREADY fallen for propaganda.
It wasn't organic. It wasn't a huge concern. It was deliberate back-to-the-drawing board marketing when "protect women and children" trans bathroom bans didn't catch on between 2017-2019.
It wasn't organic. It wasn't a huge concern. It was deliberate back-to-the-drawing board marketing when "protect women and children" trans bathroom bans didn't catch on between 2017-2019.
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if trans people are a problem to a “sane world” then this “sane world” must be swept aside.
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
if trans people are a problem to a “sane world” then this “sane world” must be swept aside.
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As a very proper and refined woman I don't even know what any of these words mean. The Information Superhighway holds many mysteries
remember that cyber monday is coming up fast, time to brush off your sexting skills, update your contacts and decide who you’ll cyber with
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
As a very proper and refined woman I don't even know what any of these words mean. The Information Superhighway holds many mysteries
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put those national guardsmen down as the final two casualties of afghanistan, assassinated by their own country with a bullet that took nine years to fly home
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
put those national guardsmen down as the final two casualties of afghanistan, assassinated by their own country with a bullet that took nine years to fly home
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Finally, remember this tweet?
![Screenshot of a tweet from August 14th, 2021 by twitter user @nailheadparty:
TOM BOMBADIL: Old Tom Bombadil is a merry...
[THE BEASTIE BOYS: FELLOW]
Bright blue his [JACKET] is
and his [BOOTS] are [YELLOW]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sayd7sy4btfjfr2bvevtim7m/bafkreief7y6tzwweskhw225c4mqnstutpenpqk2kmr6jcnys5kyhwsqdza@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Finally, remember this tweet?
A new holiday tradition -- the cat stepping in the mashed potatoes:
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
A new holiday tradition -- the cat stepping in the mashed potatoes:
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Two Nice Girls
B-52s
Mekons
Lilith Fair
Mekons
Two Nice Girls
B-52s
Mekons
Lilith Fair
Mekons
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
The Beastie Boys
The Monkees
Iron & Wine
R.E.M.
Tori Amos
The Beastie Boys
The Monkees
Iron & Wine
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Dillinger Four
Naked Raygun
Blood brothers
The Replacements
The Violent Femmes
Dillinger Four
Naked Raygun
Blood brothers
The Replacements
The Violent Femmes
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Two Nice Girls
B-52s
Mekons
Lilith Fair
Mekons
Two Nice Girls
B-52s
Mekons
Lilith Fair
Mekons
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oh right, this explains a lot
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
oh right, this explains a lot
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You know, if you’re the type of person to imagine that all the floats are actually depictions of the characters leaping onto someone in bed, this one would score very high.
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You know, if you’re the type of person to imagine that all the floats are actually depictions of the characters leaping onto someone in bed, this one would score very high.
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It's still winter squash pie season:
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's still winter squash pie season:
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Whom amongst us hasn't [checks notes] JESUS CHRIST
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Whom amongst us hasn't [checks notes] JESUS CHRIST
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Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Thanksgiving is gonna be lit.
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From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
From the Larchives. I guess it's time to post this cartoon for my American friends again :)