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@danacorn.bsky.social
Quasi-mythical pointy-headed being who makes comics, most notably “Phoebe and Her Unicorn" and "Ozy and Millie." Bestselling, award-winning, all that. PNW. She/her.
Generally trying to be positive.
Account just for book/art stuff: @danasimpson.com
Generally trying to be positive.
Account just for book/art stuff: @danasimpson.com
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@danacorn.bsky.social
· Oct 7
Galactic Unicorn
With lively storytelling and a sincere portrayal of friendship, this new collection ofPhoebe and Her Unicorncomics reveals how an extroverted and e...
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Happy book birthday to Phoebe and Her Unicorn book 22, Galactic Unicorn, available at book dispensaries everywhere!
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New profile pic. Thanks @danacorn.bsky.social :)
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
New profile pic. Thanks @danacorn.bsky.social :)
I don’t know, but I have a guess.
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I don’t know, but I have a guess.
Last night we went to a get-together for my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. My two siblings and I planned it (my brother was the real heavy lifter, but my sister and I did each put up 1/3 of the $).
I got to see relatives and family friends I’ve known my whole life, but hadn’t seen in years.
I got to see relatives and family friends I’ve known my whole life, but hadn’t seen in years.
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Last night we went to a get-together for my parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. My two siblings and I planned it (my brother was the real heavy lifter, but my sister and I did each put up 1/3 of the $).
I got to see relatives and family friends I’ve known my whole life, but hadn’t seen in years.
I got to see relatives and family friends I’ve known my whole life, but hadn’t seen in years.
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Four dancing Claires.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Four dancing Claires.
More movies need to have Tieflings in them.
All movies, ideally. Yes even biopics and historical dramas.
All movies, ideally. Yes even biopics and historical dramas.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
More movies need to have Tieflings in them.
All movies, ideally. Yes even biopics and historical dramas.
All movies, ideally. Yes even biopics and historical dramas.
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🚨 The President of the United States called for 2 sitting U.S. Senators to be executed...for defending the Constitution.
Today would be a good day to help flip the Senate blue. Donate today. #Blue26
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Today would be a good day to help flip the Senate blue. Donate today. #Blue26
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November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🚨 The President of the United States called for 2 sitting U.S. Senators to be executed...for defending the Constitution.
Today would be a good day to help flip the Senate blue. Donate today. #Blue26
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Today would be a good day to help flip the Senate blue. Donate today. #Blue26
secure.actblue.com/donate/senat...
A friend of mine who’s a barista, and also trans, had to deal with a customer who was enraged, and apparently incredulous, that Trump winning didn’t mean she had every right to misgender her.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A friend of mine who’s a barista, and also trans, had to deal with a customer who was enraged, and apparently incredulous, that Trump winning didn’t mean she had every right to misgender her.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
I’ve been seeing weird ads featuring Mr. Beast that appear to be Saudi Arabia tourism ads, and it’s like, I must have hallucinated that. That can’t actually be a real thing I saw.
Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve been seeing weird ads featuring Mr. Beast that appear to be Saudi Arabia tourism ads, and it’s like, I must have hallucinated that. That can’t actually be a real thing I saw.
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Sometimes, when someone forces women to watch them masturbate, no one gives a fuck about the "finest art they've ever made."
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Sometimes, when someone forces women to watch them masturbate, no one gives a fuck about the "finest art they've ever made."
We do? Who expects that?
This is the first I’m hearing of it. I’ve never heard anyone say “oo, good, that guy we kicked out for being a gross sex pest is back, I bet we’re about to get a great work of art.” That’s deranged.
This is the first I’m hearing of it. I’ve never heard anyone say “oo, good, that guy we kicked out for being a gross sex pest is back, I bet we’re about to get a great work of art.” That’s deranged.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We do? Who expects that?
This is the first I’m hearing of it. I’ve never heard anyone say “oo, good, that guy we kicked out for being a gross sex pest is back, I bet we’re about to get a great work of art.” That’s deranged.
This is the first I’m hearing of it. I’ve never heard anyone say “oo, good, that guy we kicked out for being a gross sex pest is back, I bet we’re about to get a great work of art.” That’s deranged.
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R: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
BREAKING: British playwright Tom Stoppard, who won an Academy Award for the screenplay for “Shakespeare In Love," dies at 88.
Playwright Tom Stoppard who won Academy Award for screenplay for “Shakespeare In Love" has died
British playwright Tom Stoppard, who won an Academy Award for the screenplay for 1998’s “Shakespeare In Love” has died. He was 88.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
R: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
G: No, no, no… death is not. Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
R: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no… what you’ve been is not on boats.
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Just waking up and glancing at the news...its possible you haven't held the people who voted for this with enough contempt.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just waking up and glancing at the news...its possible you haven't held the people who voted for this with enough contempt.
Monsters (2010)
Actually one of my favorite movies
Actually one of my favorite movies
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Monsters (2010)
Actually one of my favorite movies
Actually one of my favorite movies
I don’t know if there is one, but maybe Zelda II and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES, as a kid, because I beat both those games and it took me a really long time.
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I don’t know if there is one, but maybe Zelda II and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES, as a kid, because I beat both those games and it took me a really long time.
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across all the variations: the Baum novel, the original film, the Wiz, Wicked (the book), Wicked (the musical), the Great and Terrible, Wicked (the film), Tin Man, the common theme that unites them all is “Americans are especially susceptible to propaganda from conmen and shysters”
One of the things about the Wizard of Oz, and the Oz series in general, is that it's arguably the first big fantasy series heavily steeped in Americana.
one of the core myths of American stories and art. i really enjoyed the documentary “Lynch/Oz” which came out a few years ago, about the ways WoO shows ups in Lynch’s works
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
across all the variations: the Baum novel, the original film, the Wiz, Wicked (the book), Wicked (the musical), the Great and Terrible, Wicked (the film), Tin Man, the common theme that unites them all is “Americans are especially susceptible to propaganda from conmen and shysters”
A reminder, too, that he ran on this. It wasn’t a secret. They had “mass deportation now” signs everywhere.
That voice telling you not to lift a finger to stop them? That wasn’t your conscience.
That voice telling you not to lift a finger to stop them? That wasn’t your conscience.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A reminder, too, that he ran on this. It wasn’t a secret. They had “mass deportation now” signs everywhere.
That voice telling you not to lift a finger to stop them? That wasn’t your conscience.
That voice telling you not to lift a finger to stop them? That wasn’t your conscience.
I sorta think the fact that they pivoted from NFTs to AI without even pausing is part of why more people aren’t buying “AI is the future.”
“Okay, the thing we just spent 2 years telling you was the future turned out to be nothing at best and a scam at worst, but this time we have a real one!”
“Okay, the thing we just spent 2 years telling you was the future turned out to be nothing at best and a scam at worst, but this time we have a real one!”
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I sorta think the fact that they pivoted from NFTs to AI without even pausing is part of why more people aren’t buying “AI is the future.”
“Okay, the thing we just spent 2 years telling you was the future turned out to be nothing at best and a scam at worst, but this time we have a real one!”
“Okay, the thing we just spent 2 years telling you was the future turned out to be nothing at best and a scam at worst, but this time we have a real one!”
I’m gonna be seeing a whole bunch of family this evening (yesterday was Friendsgiving, today is family).
So one thing I’m thankful for is that somehow, none of them are trumpers. Even the ones who were hardcore Bush republicans are basically resistance libs now.
So one thing I’m thankful for is that somehow, none of them are trumpers. Even the ones who were hardcore Bush republicans are basically resistance libs now.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m gonna be seeing a whole bunch of family this evening (yesterday was Friendsgiving, today is family).
So one thing I’m thankful for is that somehow, none of them are trumpers. Even the ones who were hardcore Bush republicans are basically resistance libs now.
So one thing I’m thankful for is that somehow, none of them are trumpers. Even the ones who were hardcore Bush republicans are basically resistance libs now.
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humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
humans can’t even shoot their organs at predators
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I know why they didn't do it, but that headline would absolutely CRUSH if they'd deployed an adverbial f-bomb immediately prior to the word "obvious."
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know why they didn't do it, but that headline would absolutely CRUSH if they'd deployed an adverbial f-bomb immediately prior to the word "obvious."
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I drew a wolf kid.
September 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I drew a wolf kid.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Bison
Moose
Dolphin
Humpback whale
Dustin Hoffman
Bison
Moose
Dolphin
Humpback whale
Dustin Hoffman
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Deer
Raccoon
Skunk
Copperhead
Armadillo
Deer
Raccoon
Skunk
Copperhead
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Armadillo
Deer. So many deer.
Crane.
Javalina.
Goro from Mortal Kombat.
Armadillo
Deer. So many deer.
Crane.
Javalina.
Goro from Mortal Kombat.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Bison
Moose
Dolphin
Humpback whale
Dustin Hoffman
Bison
Moose
Dolphin
Humpback whale
Dustin Hoffman
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camouflage
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
camouflage