reggie seidman
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and you may ask yourself, how do i work this?
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i know i keep posting this but

“The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. The mystery which surrounds a thinking machine already surrounds a thinking man.”

― B.F. Skinner, Contingencies of Reinforcement; A Theoretical Analysis
planetoffinks.bsky.social
It turns out this whole time that the Turing Test was the wrong way to think of it. Thinking a chatbot is alive is not a test of how good the chatbot is, but of your own ability to think of other human beings as real and complete people
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ceej.online
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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shaneburley.bsky.social
Shout out to the Naked Bikeride who today ran hundreds of naked people directly through the line of federal officers and effectively blocked them from assaulting demonstrators. Being naked on a bike goes on the list of effective tactics if you get at least 500 of them and the city loves you.
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greene.haus
Ah, @brianbeutler.bsky.social sees the gambit too:

“I don’t think most Dem critics of the court have thought through how this approach can be used to give Trump a one-time only pass to break laws and steal spoils that will never apply, under their eventual precedents, to future administrations.”
The Supreme Court's Dastardly Plan Makes Court Reform Obligatory
If Democrats can't avoid the trap Republican justices are setting, we'll never recover from the Trump fiasco.
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"Sure, Lisa, a wonderful, magical vegetable."
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meredithshiner.com
It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.
lauraolin.bsky.social
A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
ennui.org
The gas is my fault from eating too much pepperoni.
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theophite.bsky.social
I Am Not Taking Health Advice From Second Century Forum Posts
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Excuse me are you trying to tell me she didn't actually fling pepperoni slices like delicious shuriken into my watering mouth
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theophite.bsky.social
i have a, uh, complex relationship to the idea that a general disdain for the citizens of the gulf monarchies is precisely racism, mostly resulting from the disappearance of every Saudi rape suspect i ever worked with (3) from the country before charges were brought
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¡Yo quiero lentejas!
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Exactly, you've figured it out, good job.
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How much do you want to bet on this?
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My wife liked it but it's... not at all like The Martian.
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jayrosen.bsky.social
I have always loved @propublica.org's mission statement. It speaks to method as much as mission, and does not shrink from describling their journalism as a moral undertaking. www.propublica.org/about/
ennui.org
The jam will continue until morale improves.
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I enjoyed Bulworth but i wonder how it would hold up now
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Gender oils and seed discourse
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jamellebouie.net
to everyone saying it wasn’t a hit: it had the third highest opening weekend of 1990 and it was the 9th highest grossing film of the year
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laprofmme.bsky.social
Courtesy of colleagues at Penn
A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s 1754 engraving in the Pennsylvania Gazette, published in Philadelphia, in an effort to foster cooperation among the various colonies against the tyrant king of Britain, with the American colonies replaced by the nine universities selected for special collaboration opportunities
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The cacerolazo is a time-tested tradition among our peoples.
Cacerolazo - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
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suzettesmith.bsky.social
Portland’s Emergency World Naked Bike Ride arrives at ICE