j4
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jaffa.bsky.social
But their "short" is now 29" inside leg, which isn't short at all! And "extra short" is 27", which is still a bit too long for me tbh. I have no idea what boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, cigarette or any of the other baffling shapes mean! I think I want bootcut, because I am short AND out of date :-)
jaffa.bsky.social
Last time I looked in M&S their jeans options were all "skinny" and "straight", neither of which really describe me. ;-) Their short length is too long for me now though so I've given up on them entirely for trousers!
jaffa.bsky.social
Fellas is it gay to admit a woman knows more than you about anything?
jaffa.bsky.social
Surely it's simply that guys think "if I admit I don't know anything about this shit I won't get a shag" & quickly google the 'right' answer. I mean, I'm not going to pretend I've NEVER EVER looked anything up to sound more knowledgeable when trying to pull Debian devs, so whomst amongst us, etc.
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unicornsrockuk.bsky.social
Which shows the NHS clinics are deliberately held back.
mimmymum.bsky.social
The ‘Transit’ gender clinic in Spain has a 3 WEEK waiting list! 😳😳😳

It covers a population of 8 million, (equivalent to the population of Scotland & Wales combined, or 1/7th of the population of England) It has a total of 43 staff, a majority of whom are part-time, working 6-7 hours per week!
Trans health waiting lists are a political choice
I’m just back from an awesome trans healthcare conference in Norway (blog on that to follow). Here I wanted to share information from a presentation by the founder of the transit trans health…
growinguptransgender.com
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alexical.bsky.social
As well as the five emoji reactions, Teams calls should have pronoun reactions so I can correct people while they're talking without having to unmute to exclaim "they!" at them. 🙄
jaffa.bsky.social
Well at least round here if you throw them in the "landfill" bin they actually get burned to make electricity⚡
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paytmitch.bsky.social
my husband and i have a friend we’ve known since high school and we have always called him the nickname he introduced himself as on the first day of 11th grade

turns out he made that nickname up on the spot and we have been calling this man Pancake for 13 years for LITERALLY NO REASON
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donnachadelong.info
Never forget that Hamas offered to release all the #hostages days after 7 Oct 2023, #Netanyahu's government said no.
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doop.bsky.social
Never mind age verification: mandatory monochrome CSS and GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING: SOCIAL MEDIA ROTS YOUR BRAIN on front page of sites, along with randomly chosen horrifying @thelouvreof.bsky.social screencap
joxley.jmoxley.co.uk
Idly wondering what a public health campaign on this would look like, and why stuff we tried for, eg, drink driving, isn't being used.
alexvont.bsky.social
I bang on about this a lot: I think the combination of a global pandemic, underregulated internet/SM, collapse/corruption of trustworthy media, plus now unregulated genAI, is a wildly toxic environment for radicalisation & mental health. We see the results of that in our politics & lives every day
jaffa.bsky.social
Yeah, sticky picture things, like if colour-by-numbers was more microplastics. Haven't tried to hang any up yet but they're very tiny gems/blobs & the kids mostly do small pics with them, so fingers crossed...
jaffa.bsky.social
The child who apparently routinely shoves peperami wrappers & sandwiches down the back of the sofa like a horrible goblin also got up at 5am to write her journal and reorganise her room. When I got up I was greeted with a detailed explanation of what goes in which drawer and why.
jaffa.bsky.social
Also a trillion 'diamonds' from those bloody diamond art craft kits
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shaneburley.bsky.social
Shout out to the Naked Bikeride who today ran hundreds of naked people directly through the line of federal officers and effectively blocked them from assaulting demonstrators. Being naked on a bike goes on the list of effective tactics if you get at least 500 of them and the city loves you.
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ceej.online
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
jaffa.bsky.social
I did not find the pen lid.
jaffa.bsky.social
I cleared behind the sofa, searching for a lost special pen lid. I found 7 peperami wrappers, assorted other snack wrappers, a whole very old cheese sandwich, 3 guitar cases, half a dozen hair ties, an octopus fridge magnet, two badminton racquets, a white pencil crayon, and a plastic gold coin.
jaffa.bsky.social
That's learning! :-) I went over the handlebars but landed very luckily in that I mostly just took a load of skin off my hands, & the bike was fine (apart from a slightly bent basket). Many years later I tried riding a trick bike with the steering reversed, & I couldn't do that either!
jaffa.bsky.social
I mean, Oxford's whole vibe is mouldy and stressful, so ... probably?
jaffa.bsky.social
I've also been hit by a car (driver accelerated across a mini roundabout with 'sun in his eyes' & hit me). That wrote off my bike and my glasses, cut my forehead open, & bruised my leg bone so badly it hurt for MONTHS when walking. I'm an experienced cyclist but that's no match for dangerous idiocy.
jaffa.bsky.social
I've fallen off bikes through ineptitude (cornered too near a kerb, clipped it with a wheel), sheer fucking idiocy ("can I cycle with hands crossed over?" Answer: "briefly"), & bad luck (black ice). Worst injury was from the ice: I landed on my hand and dislocated my thumb. All on quiet roads/paths.