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she walked the stage after the show was over. who could say it ever happened?
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23 they/them
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I also think the "D&D is woke" crowd would definitely have been doing the Satanic Panic Shuffle if it were the 80s. Hell, I think some were part of the Satanic panic
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I also think the "D&D is woke" crowd would definitely have been doing the Satanic Panic Shuffle if it were the 80s. Hell, I think some were part of the Satanic panic
if we live to see better times, one of the things im gonna stress to the future people lucky enough to not live through this is how fucking *tedious* authoritarianism was
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
if we live to see better times, one of the things im gonna stress to the future people lucky enough to not live through this is how fucking *tedious* authoritarianism was
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A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
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Real D&D fans have been in the "you tell whatever stories you want" camp since the very beginning.
I need to stress: actual beardy old D&D grognards are not mad about people being gay in D&D. Don't let weird fascists tell you otherwise. We have never cared about what happens at someone else's table and we never will, it's none of our business (but please get off our lawn)
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Real D&D fans have been in the "you tell whatever stories you want" camp since the very beginning.
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I need to stress: actual beardy old D&D grognards are not mad about people being gay in D&D. Don't let weird fascists tell you otherwise. We have never cared about what happens at someone else's table and we never will, it's none of our business (but please get off our lawn)
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I need to stress: actual beardy old D&D grognards are not mad about people being gay in D&D. Don't let weird fascists tell you otherwise. We have never cared about what happens at someone else's table and we never will, it's none of our business (but please get off our lawn)
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I'm sorry but if you're mad at D&D because it's "too woke" you're a fake gamer. the only acceptable reason to be mad at D&D are esoteric mechanical grievances over a decade old
A game where you can do anything and they’re mad that people are doing anything.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm sorry but if you're mad at D&D because it's "too woke" you're a fake gamer. the only acceptable reason to be mad at D&D are esoteric mechanical grievances over a decade old
i would like to formally apologize for the Carville Situation, no one told me the spell would do that. i thought i'd just necromance a few zombie minions and call it a day, turns out it's indefinite and not on a status effect duration thingy???
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i would like to formally apologize for the Carville Situation, no one told me the spell would do that. i thought i'd just necromance a few zombie minions and call it a day, turns out it's indefinite and not on a status effect duration thingy???
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All we need is Carville's input now... /s
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
All we need is Carville's input now... /s
government by cuck chair
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
government by cuck chair
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this is just rank cowardice, the student very obviously disregarded the instructions and the assignment to antagonize her peers and instructors and provoke this exact reaction, society simply can’t function when the people in charge scurry like kicked dogs every time some troll bully says boo
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
this is just rank cowardice, the student very obviously disregarded the instructions and the assignment to antagonize her peers and instructors and provoke this exact reaction, society simply can’t function when the people in charge scurry like kicked dogs every time some troll bully says boo
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I know some brilliant people who have totally written off academic jobs in red states because they won’t feel safe
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know some brilliant people who have totally written off academic jobs in red states because they won’t feel safe
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I’m not a romantic about higher education, but this behavior by mad rush to aggressively censor and punish anodyne, routine pedagogy with extreme overreactions to defend arbitrary speech codes is just unacceptable.
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’m not a romantic about higher education, but this behavior by mad rush to aggressively censor and punish anodyne, routine pedagogy with extreme overreactions to defend arbitrary speech codes is just unacceptable.
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Kiss of death
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Kiss of death
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Click through and read the assignment feedback, which was constructive, kind, and frankly very gentle. Suspending the instructor over this is a deranged overreaction in support of a clearly bad faith student, and the university choosing this action is once again another stain on higher education.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Click through and read the assignment feedback, which was constructive, kind, and frankly very gentle. Suspending the instructor over this is a deranged overreaction in support of a clearly bad faith student, and the university choosing this action is once again another stain on higher education.
....i think the bot is developing sentience
When you think of it, empathy is neoliberal and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper freegan movement should seek to abolish it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
....i think the bot is developing sentience
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When you think of it, empathy is neoliberal and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper freegan movement should seek to abolish it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
When you think of it, empathy is neoliberal and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper freegan movement should seek to abolish it.
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shrimp + sounding = the n-word
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
shrimp + sounding = the n-word
i think i've blocked more spambot accounts in the last 24 hours than i have in my entire combined time here
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i think i've blocked more spambot accounts in the last 24 hours than i have in my entire combined time here
thank you for the acknowledgement, disc horse bot
Deciding "cheesehead" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been fucked by your genderqueer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
thank you for the acknowledgement, disc horse bot
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Deciding "cheesehead" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been fucked by your genderqueer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Deciding "cheesehead" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been fucked by your genderqueer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
radiim is for soy shitlibs, i'm injecting 2000°F molten uranium directly into my reproductive organs via an ivermectin-laced tube. i have never felt more alpha in my life. that's why it's called alpha radiation, it makes your dick bigger after it grows back from being melted
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
radiim is for soy shitlibs, i'm injecting 2000°F molten uranium directly into my reproductive organs via an ivermectin-laced tube. i have never felt more alpha in my life. that's why it's called alpha radiation, it makes your dick bigger after it grows back from being melted
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that's how you know it's really captured the essence of ben garrison's style and thinking
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
that's how you know it's really captured the essence of ben garrison's style and thinking
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