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she walked the stage after the show was over. who could say it ever happened?

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If a few select American investors make billions of dollars from an episode of mass killing, it cannot legally be considered a genocide.

by Jared Kushner
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i do wish it was possible to talk about not-directly-political things on here without every response being some shoehorned flavor of political analysis
This is something that is weirdly scorned on BlueSky, but it’s true. Chronotypes exist!! I can try as I might, but I will never comfortably work on a schedule where I wake up at 8 AM and fall asleep at 12. I very consistently fall into a pattern of staying up until 2 and waking up at 10 or so.
this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule

bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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This is something that is weirdly scorned on BlueSky, but it’s true. Chronotypes exist!! I can try as I might, but I will never comfortably work on a schedule where I wake up at 8 AM and fall asleep at 12. I very consistently fall into a pattern of staying up until 2 and waking up at 10 or so.
this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule

bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I know people dog on the US for obsession with 24/h places but it is my firm opinion that so long as there is a 2nd and 3rd shift at all then there should be more 24/h places.

I should be able to go update my driver's license at 3am, you want night workers then support night workers
this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule

bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
its pretty and all, but this is literally the worst worldgen to actually play in i've ever seen in my life
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i know modern consensus is "those sculptures are probably just self-portraits by woman artists" but i wanna believe in the neolithic mother goddess
Pascal's Wager mfs when it turns out a random village in the Tigris River valley got it right in 2700 BC instead of Christians
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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they haven't processed yet that the adulation for the media of trump I is never coming back.
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Some NYT lady is trying to relitigate the covid vax today
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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begging writers to stop portraying genius killers behind bars who eat people as villains
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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i am begging writers to stop depicting charismatic populist politicians who rise to power by demonizing minorities as villains
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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i miss going to the grocery store at 3am when it was just stockers and a handful of weirdoes shopping in silence , no music, just get your shit and leave. closes at 11pm now it's not the same :/
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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far too many media orgs have been slow to learn that in the age of social media the headline IS the story
"Never spread the lie in the headline" should be a hard rule of 21st century journalism.

Research shows that repeating lies helps to spread them, and people read headlines more than they read stories.
News media has to do better with headlines that present false and unverified public health claims.
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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reminder: morning people are an oppressive class
this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule

bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
in the timeline where we didn't regress to fascism and i don't have actual serious bigotries to worry about i'd be dedicating my time to being *really* annoying about this one full-time btw
this is mostlu a joke but i have genuine Thoughts on how society isn't built to accomodate people with my schedule

bring back 24 hour store hours, cowards
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
we should leave the early sunset permanent so when i wake up mid-afternoon its closer to delicious, energizing nighttime
Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Brick just has the most annoying talent of always looking adorable! I'll never have enough space on my phone! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #pets #rabbits
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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POV: You are a blade of grass in Brick's domain! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #rabbits #pets
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I still think autumn might be one of her favourite seasons… Look at that little leaf filled mouth! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #pets #rabbits
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Brick just has the most annoying talent of always looking adorable! I'll never have enough space on my phone! 🐇🧱 #cuteanimals #pets #rabbits
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
dude who built the Ugly Cube Car That Randomly Explodes Itself Sometimes doesn't get to call other dudes orcs
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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i wrote about musk's claim the english are 'like hobbits' invaded by orc immigrants

my 1st piece with @theunpopulist.net

www.theunpopulist.net/p/even-by-a-...
Even by a Strict Definition, Elon Musk Is a Fascist
He is weaponizing Tolkien to promote violence by ‘hard men’ against Asian immigrants
www.theunpopulist.net
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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"you can't just throw the word fascism around"

ok, so here's my argument for it, grounded in political theory & history
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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"I dont know what they were looking at but it wasnt the brain"

Ok so a) it was clearly the brain and b) his brain is so fucked up that he thought "i dont know what body part they scanned" was gonna be a good misdirect
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results

Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.

Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?

Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM