mallow
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she walked the stage after the show was over. who could say it ever happened?
23 they/them
23 they/them
its floppiness makes this kind of a self-own, though
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
its floppiness makes this kind of a self-own, though
i will be honest, the thought of getting the giant pickle as a "got it to remind you of me 😏😏😏" gift *did* briefly cross my mind
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i will be honest, the thought of getting the giant pickle as a "got it to remind you of me 😏😏😏" gift *did* briefly cross my mind
there was a pickle too but the pickle one was sadly less impressive than the banana. had no chunky sensation. just kinda felt like a regular squish toy
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
there was a pickle too but the pickle one was sadly less impressive than the banana. had no chunky sensation. just kinda felt like a regular squish toy
apparently existed long before then, according to wikipedia, but them showing up in my area is recentish
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
apparently existed long before then, according to wikipedia, but them showing up in my area is recentish
its hot topic for the post-covid economy
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
its hot topic for the post-covid economy
that place is so fucking fun dude
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
that place is so fucking fun dude
spooky needle is better than polio and spooky-sounding chemicals are better than mass famine, you just don't have any immediate fear of the latter ones because you've lived your whole life with the former ones
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
spooky needle is better than polio and spooky-sounding chemicals are better than mass famine, you just don't have any immediate fear of the latter ones because you've lived your whole life with the former ones
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That's because it's a meaningless phrase. It's just another bogeyman for the Instagram and TikTok orthorexia influencers to use to scare the ignorant.
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GIVE ME DEW OR GIVE ME DEATH
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
GIVE ME DEW OR GIVE ME DEATH
Woke Cold War when
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Woke Cold War when
"we already let several other murder regimes do that" yes and those ones are also bad too
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"we already let several other murder regimes do that" yes and those ones are also bad too
like im not an expert or anything but it seems less than ideal that we're just letting the murder regime coordinate a soft power over us yk
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
like im not an expert or anything but it seems less than ideal that we're just letting the murder regime coordinate a soft power over us yk
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polls increasingly say i'm an inadequate lover and that my wife is likely cheating on me with a woman. here's why that's the democrats' fault
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
polls increasingly say i'm an inadequate lover and that my wife is likely cheating on me with a woman. here's why that's the democrats' fault
polls increasingly say i'm an inadequate lover and that my wife is likely cheating on me with a woman. here's why that's the democrats' fault
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
polls increasingly say i'm an inadequate lover and that my wife is likely cheating on me with a woman. here's why that's the democrats' fault
if enough people believe something it becomes Real, its not manifesting its rational smart boy poll-reader popularism
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if enough people believe something it becomes Real, its not manifesting its rational smart boy poll-reader popularism
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How is the evidence piling up if you can’t even clearly define the term that the evidence applies to
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How is the evidence piling up if you can’t even clearly define the term that the evidence applies to