It’s hard to keep the schtick going for 26 letters. “X is for … uh, Xylophone, I guess. Yeah, that’s right! A cursed instrument that only women could enjoy.”
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
Immigration is by far the most important political issue of the century for the simple reason that it has the same origins and effects, the same scope of impact, and arouses the same passions with the same moral urgency as the issue of slavery did in 1850s America
