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Joe Friday I'm In Love

@ultramod2.bsky.social

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Ain't where I'm from (Bronx); I'm where I'm at (Midwest). But not mad about it. Middle-aged, out of shape, hate Nazis and anarchists.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 1m

These guys are fundamentally losers and the thing about losers is that they lose.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 10m

Literally beet red. There are sugar beet processing facilities all over that part of Michigan.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 15m

The Red, White (sauce), and Blue.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 53m

I liked 2. A pajama jammy jam! I think Martin Lawrence had a little more to do.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 57m

The one where they tried to break Immature as recording artists was flatly embarrassing.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 1h

Ola Ola Ay.

As a Bronx person, I can't dispute a vote for Kid Reid.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 1h

Hopefully, after the next one, he'll actually try to fly a fighter jet, with predictable results.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 1h

Coming To America is the right answer, but House Party takes place in Elmhurst, so it's an actual tough call for a Queens person.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 1h

"We Bring The Boom"

Sorry, Costco Guys, but you're getting preempted.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 1h

I think this might be a pretty screwed up guy.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 6h

Loogit this loser garbage. These fuckers might respect themselves even less than I respect them.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 6h

"I like father figures who aren't dead, thanks."

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 6h

"Aw man, now my pants are chafin' me" has no business on the bench.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 6h

Right, because he's a congenital flunky. He has no self-respect and seeks to advance himself as a hanger-on.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 6h

I am affirmatively aggrieved that I am obliged to vote for my county's Probate Court judge. It's inappropriate to ask the general public to weigh in on that.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 7h

Eh, It's a livin'.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 7h

The Fascism of content creation.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 7h

Because he's a congenital flunky.

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 7h

The perspective of people who are addicted to irrelevance and failure.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h

"I've never had a curry" is just culinary No Fap.

Live a little, baby. Swing!

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Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h

Hey, Bill, my mother used to work with your mother-in-law in the early 90s and it sounds like you were an annoying dork then, so I would like to thank you for really turning it around lately. Cheers, Bill.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 8h

To give make-work jobs to the worst dorks in every high school across America.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 9h

Truly, this is the Age of the Dorks.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 9h

Autocorrect has been fed Charles Mingus's cat toilet training pamphlet.

Joe Friday I'm In Love @ultramod2.bsky.social · 9h

I preferred to play as a Haneatic trading house in CK2, which makes me a revolutionary bourgeois vanguardist.