🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
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pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
rhode island's #1 son
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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@oozeley.bsky.social
· Sep 28
my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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There literally wasn't a single citation given. Even when she referred to the Bible--the ONLY text she refers to by name--she couldn't even cite which verses she quoting.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
This won’t be a popular opinion, but I don’t think the instructor was right here. The assignment said that the goal was for students to demonstrate they completed the readings *and* they could do so by reflecting on, among other things, their personal experiences. www.oudaily.com/news/ou-stat...
OU puts graduate instructor on leave after student claims discrimination on Bible-based essay grade
OU placed a graduate student instructor on leave after a student publicly contested a grade and filed an illegal discrimination claim after she received a failing grade on an essay
www.oudaily.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There literally wasn't a single citation given. Even when she referred to the Bible--the ONLY text she refers to by name--she couldn't even cite which verses she quoting.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
I was an English student at OU. I can fuckin guarantee that any one turning in an essay like this--Bible or no--would get a 0.
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I want to cultivate the lexicon of the union rep orc who has to talk to Saruman hat-in-hand to try and negotiate for better wages
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I want to cultivate the lexicon of the union rep orc who has to talk to Saruman hat-in-hand to try and negotiate for better wages
found out i was taking my creatine gummies wrong
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
found out i was taking my creatine gummies wrong
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"Teratophilia? Oh you mean monsterbation?"
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Teratophilia? Oh you mean monsterbation?"
making a theological argument in a science class is outside the scope of the course and making it /badly/ should get you a bad grade regardless
my very catholic grandmother got a masters in genetics just do your fucking homework and stop being precious about it for fuck's sake
my very catholic grandmother got a masters in genetics just do your fucking homework and stop being precious about it for fuck's sake
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
making a theological argument in a science class is outside the scope of the course and making it /badly/ should get you a bad grade regardless
my very catholic grandmother got a masters in genetics just do your fucking homework and stop being precious about it for fuck's sake
my very catholic grandmother got a masters in genetics just do your fucking homework and stop being precious about it for fuck's sake
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this is a wild "take care of your fucking kids" poster
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this is a wild "take care of your fucking kids" poster
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this one has the same angry face as my kid shop.kikidoodle.com/collections/...
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
this one has the same angry face as my kid shop.kikidoodle.com/collections/...
hey man you're the one who gave it to lebanon its theirs now
they got dibs
they got dibs
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
hey man you're the one who gave it to lebanon its theirs now
they got dibs
they got dibs
watch whatever movies you want at christmas, last year i watched one of the early godzilla sequels with my mom
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
watch whatever movies you want at christmas, last year i watched one of the early godzilla sequels with my mom
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LOOK AT HERRRRRR
Posting my mochi girl to flag down attention for my MA I need help boosting so we don’t become homeless! And also she is cutie cutes girl
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LOOK AT HERRRRRR
the thing from that that haunts me is that the police guy who had to break them up later saying if he'd known /what/ they were protesting he woulda been on their side
1999 WTO is the single worst historical event to argue the anarchists were outside agitators creating chaos for a genuine and good movement. Like, they will try to argue it about every social movement but the anarchist role as mediators and movement-connectors in 99 was just so thoroughly documented
November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the thing from that that haunts me is that the police guy who had to break them up later saying if he'd known /what/ they were protesting he woulda been on their side
this is why you don't cut a bear in line at the loo que
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
this is why you don't cut a bear in line at the loo que
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
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the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the 2 types of businesses that will still exist in 5 years:
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
globochain that prices everything based on a real-time check of your bank statement. takes apple pay
deli with prices written in marker. the owner hates having customers but you keep going because the egg salad is really good. cash only
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“What if people just empowered themselves with private property?” Capital is capital. Labor is labor. No millenarian tech utopianism will fix that when its proponents are just rationalizing away their private citizen attitude about the problems of others. This culture only ever complied with fascism
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“What if people just empowered themselves with private property?” Capital is capital. Labor is labor. No millenarian tech utopianism will fix that when its proponents are just rationalizing away their private citizen attitude about the problems of others. This culture only ever complied with fascism
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
not now babe it's infishtructure week
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Love seeing people being banned from banking for drawing a big fox wiggling toes on a skyscraper between ads for the giant revenge porn machine that permanently denatures lakes and makes everyone into delusional Nazis.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Love seeing people being banned from banking for drawing a big fox wiggling toes on a skyscraper between ads for the giant revenge porn machine that permanently denatures lakes and makes everyone into delusional Nazis.
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"you wanted a world you could figure out / but something happened while you were asleep / you wanted a life you could brag about / too bad they took the parts you wanted to keep" performed by a man dressed like if a kennedy was a birthday clown
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"you wanted a world you could figure out / but something happened while you were asleep / you wanted a life you could brag about / too bad they took the parts you wanted to keep" performed by a man dressed like if a kennedy was a birthday clown
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Cat's Cradle except it's Gremlins instead of Ice9
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cat's Cradle except it's Gremlins instead of Ice9
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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gato con pulpo
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
gato con pulpo
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Domestic policy is a mass shooter. Doge was staffed by zoomer mass shooter phenotypes. VC does mass shootings to cultural enterprises and the "free market". Netflix to film and broader media. The corporate oligarchs fire into every mechanism we have to complain
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Domestic policy is a mass shooter. Doge was staffed by zoomer mass shooter phenotypes. VC does mass shootings to cultural enterprises and the "free market". Netflix to film and broader media. The corporate oligarchs fire into every mechanism we have to complain
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If ancient drawings of Dionysus look familiar it’s because all of that stuff was used as the template when they invented Jesus
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If ancient drawings of Dionysus look familiar it’s because all of that stuff was used as the template when they invented Jesus