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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃

@oozeley.bsky.social

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#1 world champion goblin expert rhode island's #1 son he/him hobbyist science-fantasy novelist college student/attempted English major thunder thigh enthusiast pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · Sep 28

my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 6h

can't wait for the next generation of liberals to start posting "joke if you must, but the young republicans of the neo-20s were nothing like today! no one was racist back when I was a campus republican." what do you think we'll call posts then? twimples? skrats? do you think we'll still have bees?

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 28m

no need to apologize for a correct reflex

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 32m

i know i'm just goofin' based on the thing that guys who complain about things getting political mean when they say it

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 36m

wait is that why your name is cedar

because of the wood

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 38m

political is when something is sympathetic to or depicts minorities

Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 6h

people who say something isn't political are so funny as if everything isn't easily traceable to misogyny, racism, ableism, homophobia, or all of the above

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 42m

you're so good at this man

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 46m

hitler dated a bunch of teenage girls, real weird guy

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 1h

its one of those things where as a noun its sus, like when somebody says "the blacks"

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

it is genuinely wild that the twilight vampires never ran into or fed off of militia guys

Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 2h

anyway sometimes I get the sensation that the south (+ Appalachia) is the only place where people think Americans can be poor, GENUINELY rural, racist, and attached to the land and its stories and myths and horrors and yet still love it to death in a visceral way and it bothers me haha

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

everybody help Zoe she's really cool

Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 4h

Hey folks, money is PRETTY TIGHT this month and I'm waiting on a couple comics paychecks that are dragging their feet

Call it a birthday present, if you like, but anything is appreciated

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Buy Zoe Tunnell a Coffee

Become a supporter of Zoe Tunnell today!

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 2h

Hey so my mom went to go take us to the store for very needed things and the fucking battery is dead

We don’t have money for this. I don’t know what to do.

$LaurenMcKenziest 💜 ca,v,pp

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

are you tired of freaks like mitt romney destroying your childhood toy stores? try industrial democracy today

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

socialism is when the people who do da work get da money instead of jim spamfilter

FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 4h

Socialism is not "when the government does stuff". Socialism is when the working class collectively takes ownership and control over capital by using the democratic socialist state as a vise to slowly liquidate the defeated capitalist class.

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John Jakala @jjakala.bsky.social · 2h

Don't feel embarrassed, it happens to every knight at some point.

Of course, the Black Knight's sword never experiences performance issues because he polishes his blade regularly.

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

he's cheating on his wife with some groyper teens

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

if the 20th century of science fiction could be summed up in a single image it is this

Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 2h

COMPUTERS PUT PEOPLE OUT OF WORK (Source.)

This newspaper-political-cartoon style comic from the book "A Common Sense Guide to Selection of a Computer System" shows a very mean all-in-one computer giving the boot to a hapless old man, kicking him out the door and down the stairs.

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 2h

it would be my post-apocalyptic project to make sure all of these fuckers are heads on spikes

🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 3h

i remember this being a huge problem right when i was graduating high school, these fuckers have always been like this

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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 4h

god this is so funny because back when I had my life blown up due to white people tweets I lost exactly zero (0) friends defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

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reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb.com · 5h

a pumpkin man sits inside a pumpkin house, is the house made of flesh, or is he made of house? he smiles for he does not know

a small pumpkin with a smiley face drawn on in sharpie pen sits within a larger pumpkin carved to look like its home

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edenstein♡.° @beepzelbub.bsky.social · 13h

gm it is WOOPER WEDNESDAY, MY FRIENDS

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 3h

she's 4'10" and has to use a booster seat to ride in the car

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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 3h

I find it grimly very funny that Ben Gvir spends his time going around to witness famous people being tortured and to go scream in their face that they are terrorists. It's like he can't grasp the abstract concept of human suffering- he needs to see it himself. And dole it out

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 3h

These. Were. Men. In. Their. 30s.

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"

We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

www.motherjones.com

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 3h

do they not already have kara swisher for this