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🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert

rhode island's #1 son

he/him

hobbyist science-fantasy novelist

college student/attempted English major

thunder thigh enthusiast

pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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my celebrity endorsement is for anarchy and fat bitches
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Call me a crank, but I kinda think a party that's a member of a socialist organization should pursue socialism.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
why were all those guys mad at the balrog, they're the ones who came to his house and started farting up the joint
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
genuinely baffling that he's been getting away with this
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
godzilla movies that are well-lit and have godzilla on screen for more than 65% of the runtime
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
this is how i act when i get good news or really wanna show people a cool picture i found
God I love the goofy way a ferret hops around instead of running when they’re really happy or excited
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Each of those pandemic denying propagandists should be shot, by the way. Murderers, they’re all mass murderers
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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they're gonna give the robots human rights and healthcare before they give it to you
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
this is what happens when you don't challenge the reylos
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.

But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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God I'm so sick of how "Activist" is used to un-person trans people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Conversations about the brain rot people are voluntarily exposing themselves to online are not happening with enough urgency.

We are already at the stage where the so-called paper of record is "just asking questions" about the validity of democracy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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You know for a fact they're only doing this because juries are routinely finding anti-genocide and climate change protestors innocent.
Bit of a test case here for “is liberalism still a real thing, or is it just a political version of a collection of Labubus that you show off to your friends” IMO.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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a message to all underpaid production assistants:
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Tura Satana the queen forever. She wrote most of her own dialogue for this movie too. The Mae West of beating the shit out of people
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
isaac chotiner won't get me, i'm too charming
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
at some point i think these things are being marketed to parents who wanna get rid of their children
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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most cis women never got accused in their life of mansplaining for knowing more than a guy dressed as david foster wallace in the sight of a rich white girl, and it shows
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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it'd be uncharitable to say that the pussy hat people were fundamentally larping - i honestly believe most were not - but i don't know how else to describe their leadership when they'd circle wagons around a rapist with a D in front of his name as soon as political expedience came calling
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
these feel like lyrics to a The Smiths song in a legally distinct parody
no muffin man could win my love
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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no muffin man could win my love
it's drury lane i'm thinking of
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 19, 2023 at 2:35 AM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM