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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1m

Genuinely one of the things I’d do is the slayer spirit means that Buffy always knows how to kill anyone in a room with whatever she’s holding and it freaks her out

Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 2m

I checked out when the spinning started

Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 2m

“Well it fired a hundred streaks in two seconds and takes three days to reload…guess we’re doing this the old fashioned way.”

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 3m

My dream is to one day just up and steal the gag of riff’s vampire stake gun from sluggy freelance

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 5m

Vampire anarchist going “I regret teaching her the world cammie”

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 6m

Vampires as political animals and then Buffy blunders in and ruins everything that’s like five seasons of tv right there

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 7m

RULE ONE: Buffy has super strength, so she can bust out of most physical restraints

RULE TWO: steal as much as possible from the world of darkness without getting sued by some Swedes

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 8m

They should let me helm a remake of Buffy the vampire slayer

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 15m

which makes it ten BILLION TIMES WORSE, it's like being stabbed by hot pokers

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 16m

Strange New WOrlds released a clip and in that clip there's a line: "Sensors are online, data is cogent" and it's...

Do these writers, like, know I exist and specifically to write in a way that's targeted at annoying me? It's not that the word is *wrong*, exactly, it's that it's ALMOST RIGHT

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 17m

I mean, it's not very subtle

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 23m

if they just took Shards of Honor and did a find replace on the proper nouns, they would make the best season of Star Trek ever made

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 24m

It needs the entire creative team to be locked into a room and forced to read sci-fi novels until they know what they're doing

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 54m

I'm forming a new heresy: universalism with one exception.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1h

President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 28m

I don't even want to watch a school show set in Star Trek and I'm mad at this bait and switch

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 28m

also you fucking cowards couldn't even put the school show in a school, you had to make it a spaceship

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 29m

So, like, is anyone else sick of how literally every single live action Star Trek show looks the same?

one of the nice things about Enterprise is you can tell that it takes place hundreds of years before TOS, and likewise, TNG feels like it takes place decades www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAGz...

Official Trailer | Star Trek: Starfleet Academy | NYCC 2025

YouTube video by Star Trek

www.youtube.com

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1h

it'd be me being like, "Ben...buddy...you are in danger"

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1h

see, I was helped because I don't really know much about DC ephemera. Watched without any of that knowledge, it scans as just "here's what peacemaker season 3 is gonna be about" and learning that it's not a set up for that is just...fucking baffling.

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1h

*imagines continuing the bit to the concept of yandare breeders and gets so horny I have a stroke* i think i ssell toast

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1h

"I don't want my girlfriend to kill anyone" is a common sentiment, but murder is a vital enrichment activity for your yandare

without 1-2 murders a week, yandare get deeply listless, unmotivated, and begin to lose weight

"my girlfriend keeps stabbing me, I should take away her knife" this is abuse

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1h

If I could be locked in a room with one right wing influencer, which would you rather watch me scream at for an hour?

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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 1h

She can hear colours

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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · Mar 20

bad guys at the door

illustration for Nox Requiem my story, evil cops at the door to ruin Mercy's day

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1h

I wish one of them, just one, would say, "I like money"

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