Dragon Cobolt
@dragoncobolt.bsky.social
I'm Dragon Cobolt, formerly of Twitter! I write erotica SF and erotica fantasy! He/Him
Jonathan Frakes did such a good job as pillowworld finn
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Jonathan Frakes did such a good job as pillowworld finn
silence, redditor
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
silence, redditor
you know, i've always wondered if the adventure time bideo james are any good
the title is on point
the title is on point
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
you know, i've always wondered if the adventure time bideo james are any good
the title is on point
the title is on point
"we all will" said the babies who were as helpful as they were chubby
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"we all will" said the babies who were as helpful as they were chubby
i love me some implied humor (finn clearly took off his shirt and wrote "best uncle" on it but, like, did not consider which direction he was writing it)
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i love me some implied humor (finn clearly took off his shirt and wrote "best uncle" on it but, like, did not consider which direction he was writing it)
Oh man, when I was 12, the character design that fucking SEARED itself into my brain was Fallout 1's power armor, but it shared the top spot with PEACE, the reprogrammed assassin robot from the 1977 film Wizards, which I saw for some reason
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Oh man, when I was 12, the character design that fucking SEARED itself into my brain was Fallout 1's power armor, but it shared the top spot with PEACE, the reprogrammed assassin robot from the 1977 film Wizards, which I saw for some reason
Harry, don't be ashamed, it's normal for straight men to own five or six longswords...you are a straight man, Harry?
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Harry, don't be ashamed, it's normal for straight men to own five or six longswords...you are a straight man, Harry?
hell yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
hell yeaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
sometimes, i see some right wing meme and...like...
how do you make this shit and not go, "Oh wait, I'm literally the villain"
Like, you can't even make the brown person villainous? Give them knives and guns, cover them in gang tats, give them a scowly face?
this is just a mom, man
how do you make this shit and not go, "Oh wait, I'm literally the villain"
Like, you can't even make the brown person villainous? Give them knives and guns, cover them in gang tats, give them a scowly face?
this is just a mom, man
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
sometimes, i see some right wing meme and...like...
how do you make this shit and not go, "Oh wait, I'm literally the villain"
Like, you can't even make the brown person villainous? Give them knives and guns, cover them in gang tats, give them a scowly face?
this is just a mom, man
how do you make this shit and not go, "Oh wait, I'm literally the villain"
Like, you can't even make the brown person villainous? Give them knives and guns, cover them in gang tats, give them a scowly face?
this is just a mom, man
well, technically, it's adjusting the mass of space time, not objects
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
well, technically, it's adjusting the mass of space time, not objects
one of the creepier episodes
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
one of the creepier episodes
love the adventure time owl who wears a t-shirt with OWL on it
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
love the adventure time owl who wears a t-shirt with OWL on it
I’m listening to a civil campaign, which has the amazing trick of the protagonist completely and utterly destroying his attempt at romance and then he fucking salvages it with the best apology letter ever written and it actually feels like it would work
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m listening to a civil campaign, which has the amazing trick of the protagonist completely and utterly destroying his attempt at romance and then he fucking salvages it with the best apology letter ever written and it actually feels like it would work
in the suggestion que, another hilarious example of "I think that's a bad idea, man"
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
in the suggestion que, another hilarious example of "I think that's a bad idea, man"
I clicked on a youtube video and the opening was, "Games have gotten bad lately" and this was the example image and sir, I'm leaving this video
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I clicked on a youtube video and the opening was, "Games have gotten bad lately" and this was the example image and sir, I'm leaving this video
a movie set where you're from
i shit you not, I took my friend @opensketchbook.bsky.social to my high school and she was like, "holy shit dragon, we are going to be killed by vampires"
(this counts as a movie cause there's a movie too, and my girlfriend says the movie is better than the show)
i shit you not, I took my friend @opensketchbook.bsky.social to my high school and she was like, "holy shit dragon, we are going to be killed by vampires"
(this counts as a movie cause there's a movie too, and my girlfriend says the movie is better than the show)
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
a movie set where you're from
i shit you not, I took my friend @opensketchbook.bsky.social to my high school and she was like, "holy shit dragon, we are going to be killed by vampires"
(this counts as a movie cause there's a movie too, and my girlfriend says the movie is better than the show)
i shit you not, I took my friend @opensketchbook.bsky.social to my high school and she was like, "holy shit dragon, we are going to be killed by vampires"
(this counts as a movie cause there's a movie too, and my girlfriend says the movie is better than the show)
this is peak sci-fi
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
this is peak sci-fi
Ah but have they heard of the action beat em up from 2004?
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ah but have they heard of the action beat em up from 2004?
i'm sorry youtube, do you think it's 2012? is that why you're recommending me this video?
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i'm sorry youtube, do you think it's 2012? is that why you're recommending me this video?
okay, I made it more OSR
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
okay, I made it more OSR
"So, dragon, you're making an OSR game, what kind of spells are you making" normal, boring, average every day OSR spells shut up
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"So, dragon, you're making an OSR game, what kind of spells are you making" normal, boring, average every day OSR spells shut up
clicking on this video might have been a mistake
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
clicking on this video might have been a mistake
i actually went and tracked down the actual paragraph
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i actually went and tracked down the actual paragraph