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oozeley.bsky.social
🍂 Sid Oozeley 🍂
@oozeley.bsky.social
#1 world champion goblin expert

rhode island's #1 son

he/him

hobbyist science-fantasy novelist

college student/attempted English major

thunder thigh enthusiast

pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social drawing that looks cool
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Call me a crank, but I kinda think a party that's a member of a socialist organization should pursue socialism.
November 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
ah, the big twist i would've done there is that the war gets solved by tossing the dorley graduate at whatever demon king was stirring up shit over in dragontown

garter mightier than the sword and whatnot
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
do it

do it for the gram
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
can you stop being a dilbert for five minutes
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it really comes across as projection the same way it did in the 2000s when crusaders were using it to justify their bloodlust
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
my "tall girls are subs" theory continues to apply even outside of literal height
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ambivalent, the humans are not the part of godzilla i have interest in
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
stella continuing her "what if one of those pretty waitresses from twin peaks was real" streak
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
he has shell shock from the war, cait
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
yes gojirin will be in there and she will do some sicko ultraviolence on destoroyah, king ghidorah, or one of those other creeps
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
yes even for the scenes at night i wanna see those monsters!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
its very hard to not sound like lars ulrich about it and my goal is to never sound like lars ulrich about it
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i vote for "put onto a ship that is then sank"
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Each of those pandemic denying propagandists should be shot, by the way. Murderers, they’re all mass murderers
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
they gotta let you be the lord mayor of that stupid city
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i zag in the exact opposite direction, whenever the joint gets classed up too much i say "clown pussy hits different" or other nonsense
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
somebody is going to invent women named murray in the next 20-30 years and you will unable to stop giggling
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
why do you feel the need to make fun of my mom, she makes good pies
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
you were good last month, lady
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM