Enkaybeetyen
@nkbtn.bsky.social
Cis-het white limey. Chilli fiend. Comedy lover. Either ADHD or lazy but I can't be arsed getting diagnosed. Pro good, positive, kind, helpful things. Anti Bad Things. Purveyors of Bad Things get blocked, probably, though I tend to post about them a lot.
Ah, internet discourse
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Ah, internet discourse
Along with a group of about 10 other lads, I was a 'follower' of Pontius Pilate. No lines, just followed him on and off stage when he gave little speeches. Absolute nothing role.
So - did you take part in a nativity play at school and if so, what part did you play?
I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
I got the part of the frankincense guy - I was the only child in the class who could pronounce the word ...!
Nativity plays have been a much-loved part of the school year in infant and junior schools across the UK for many years. These performances brought the Christmas story to life with a mix of earnestness and unintentional comedy. Classrooms buzzed with excitement as tea towels and
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Along with a group of about 10 other lads, I was a 'follower' of Pontius Pilate. No lines, just followed him on and off stage when he gave little speeches. Absolute nothing role.
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
The only substances that should be allowed to claim this as a portion size are instant coffee, english mustard and Bovril.
I understand there's more important things to get worked up about, but I've already done that
I understand there's more important things to get worked up about, but I've already done that
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The only substances that should be allowed to claim this as a portion size are instant coffee, english mustard and Bovril.
I understand there's more important things to get worked up about, but I've already done that
I understand there's more important things to get worked up about, but I've already done that
Fuck me. Whoever gives these orders needs to do prison time
Two year old babies have been tear gassed.
Police shredding people's tents and taking their wood - the one source to heat themselves - in freezing conditions.
People are not allowed to stay. But they're not allowed to leave.
Follow @calaisappeal.bsky.social for more information.
Police shredding people's tents and taking their wood - the one source to heat themselves - in freezing conditions.
People are not allowed to stay. But they're not allowed to leave.
Follow @calaisappeal.bsky.social for more information.
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Fuck me. Whoever gives these orders needs to do prison time
Such a sad state of affairs. I understand a requirement for BBC news to try and remain impartial on broadcast reporting, but not people employed by the BBC acting in good conscience in their own time. Good on Ince and I hope Cox speaks out on this too
Just one final thing - someone filmed some of my departure speech after Monkey Cage last night (I should make it clear no one knew I was going to do it) and it has been put up here - i cannot deny i was very emotional #science #comedy
www.chortle.co.uk/news/2025/12...
www.chortle.co.uk/news/2025/12...
Robin Ince forced to quit Radio 4 over pro-trans views : News 2025 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guide
Robin Ince forced to quit Radio 4 over pro-trans views - Comic leaves Infinite Monkey Cage after pressure from bosses
www.chortle.co.uk
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Such a sad state of affairs. I understand a requirement for BBC news to try and remain impartial on broadcast reporting, but not people employed by the BBC acting in good conscience in their own time. Good on Ince and I hope Cox speaks out on this too
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It had never occurred to me that “blowing smoke up your ass” was actually a thing. Thanks Science Museum.
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It had never occurred to me that “blowing smoke up your ass” was actually a thing. Thanks Science Museum.
@jessica.moe hey; noticed you added me to a list. Just to confirm I referred to you as "they" because I didn't know your pronouns and hadn't yet clicked through to your profile to see your bio. It'll be She from now on, but sorry to say, I can't bring myself to refer to a person as 'it'.
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
@jessica.moe hey; noticed you added me to a list. Just to confirm I referred to you as "they" because I didn't know your pronouns and hadn't yet clicked through to your profile to see your bio. It'll be She from now on, but sorry to say, I can't bring myself to refer to a person as 'it'.
Never before have I had to look up so many words from a Connections puzzle in the dictionary. And it was more or less pointless doing so anyway
Got yellow and purple at least 🫤
Got yellow and purple at least 🫤
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Never before have I had to look up so many words from a Connections puzzle in the dictionary. And it was more or less pointless doing so anyway
Got yellow and purple at least 🫤
Got yellow and purple at least 🫤
What post? You never saw it. Can't prove a thing anyway
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What post? You never saw it. Can't prove a thing anyway
This is a fantastic episode. Even the song at the end is good enough to become a Christmas single (when remastered). Givit a listen
Hey comedy fans! The Christmas special of my sketch comedy podcast The Ministry Of Glib is out today from all good podcast stockists. So please give it a listen and have a jolly old Christmas chuckle!
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This is a fantastic episode. Even the song at the end is good enough to become a Christmas single (when remastered). Givit a listen
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An embarrassment of Jane Austen riches @BBCRadio4 & @BBCRadio3 over the next few weeks for #JaneAusten250 And @BBCSounds a new, unabridged reading of Persuasion by the wonderful Jasmine Hyde. Produced by Fay Lomas www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
BBC Sounds - Persuasion - Available Episodes
Listen to the latest episodes of Persuasion on BBC Sounds.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
An embarrassment of Jane Austen riches @BBCRadio4 & @BBCRadio3 over the next few weeks for #JaneAusten250 And @BBCSounds a new, unabridged reading of Persuasion by the wonderful Jasmine Hyde. Produced by Fay Lomas www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...
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Ahead of Christmas please can we all agree that orange or strawberry creme flavoured chocolate in selection boxes are vile and have to go.
December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ahead of Christmas please can we all agree that orange or strawberry creme flavoured chocolate in selection boxes are vile and have to go.
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Politicians stunned that politicians lie to the public
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Politicians stunned that politicians lie to the public
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Good luck to all the children taking part in their school’s nativity play this week. You’re all stars, no matter what your role.
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Good luck to all the children taking part in their school’s nativity play this week. You’re all stars, no matter what your role.
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Kind of interesting: I thought the thing where the word "capitalism" is so vague it can mean anything from consumerism cronyism to the right to own private property was relatively recent, but here's Chesterton complaining about it in 1927
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Kind of interesting: I thought the thing where the word "capitalism" is so vague it can mean anything from consumerism cronyism to the right to own private property was relatively recent, but here's Chesterton complaining about it in 1927
Here's a weird thing; i used to enjoy sitting at a computer. Now I almost fear it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Here's a weird thing; i used to enjoy sitting at a computer. Now I almost fear it.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Journalists have an incredibly important role in a democratic society and the sheer level of incompetence and lack of rigour that's tolerated at the most senior levels of the profession are both damning and sickening.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Journalists have an incredibly important role in a democratic society and the sheer level of incompetence and lack of rigour that's tolerated at the most senior levels of the profession are both damning and sickening.
@wrestleme.bsky.social wrestlememas xmas cracker joke:
What do you get if you let Brutus 'the barber' Beefcake loose on Messrs Gove, Flatley and Winner?
Shorn Michaels! #Arf
What do you get if you let Brutus 'the barber' Beefcake loose on Messrs Gove, Flatley and Winner?
Shorn Michaels! #Arf
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
@wrestleme.bsky.social wrestlememas xmas cracker joke:
What do you get if you let Brutus 'the barber' Beefcake loose on Messrs Gove, Flatley and Winner?
Shorn Michaels! #Arf
What do you get if you let Brutus 'the barber' Beefcake loose on Messrs Gove, Flatley and Winner?
Shorn Michaels! #Arf
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My constituent, Amu, is on Day 40 of their hunger strike in prison.
Last month, I requested an urgent meeting with the Justice Secretary to discuss their wellbeing.
He has now officially declined my request.
What an absolute disgrace.
Last month, I requested an urgent meeting with the Justice Secretary to discuss their wellbeing.
He has now officially declined my request.
What an absolute disgrace.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My constituent, Amu, is on Day 40 of their hunger strike in prison.
Last month, I requested an urgent meeting with the Justice Secretary to discuss their wellbeing.
He has now officially declined my request.
What an absolute disgrace.
Last month, I requested an urgent meeting with the Justice Secretary to discuss their wellbeing.
He has now officially declined my request.
What an absolute disgrace.
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@fletchjack.bsky.social from the BMA explains they've been trying to get round the table with Wes Streeting for several months but Streeting didn't even bother replying to their letter
Now we're in Dec with a Flu epidemic & Streeting is accusing resident doctors of endangering patients
Now we're in Dec with a Flu epidemic & Streeting is accusing resident doctors of endangering patients
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
@fletchjack.bsky.social from the BMA explains they've been trying to get round the table with Wes Streeting for several months but Streeting didn't even bother replying to their letter
Now we're in Dec with a Flu epidemic & Streeting is accusing resident doctors of endangering patients
Now we're in Dec with a Flu epidemic & Streeting is accusing resident doctors of endangering patients
My New Year's Resolution just dropped
I always pose for the parcel delivery photo as if I'm a top model on a fashion catwalk. I'm a 43 year old bloke with a dad bod and beard.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My New Year's Resolution just dropped
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You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
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@sarahgreenld.bsky.social As court reports show, justice for these young people is at serious risk. Their “crime”, putting themselves in danger to take action to prevent genocide, action that is incumbent on the uk government according to IHL.
Please, sign the relevant EDM
Please, sign the relevant EDM
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@sarahgreenld.bsky.social As court reports show, justice for these young people is at serious risk. Their “crime”, putting themselves in danger to take action to prevent genocide, action that is incumbent on the uk government according to IHL.
Please, sign the relevant EDM
Please, sign the relevant EDM
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