HalloweeNKBTN
@nkbtn.bsky.social
280 followers 920 following 3.3K posts
Cis-het white limey. Chilli fiend. Comedy lover. Possibly ADD without the H. Pro good, positive, kind, helpful things. Anti Bad Things. Purveyors of Bad Things get blocked, probably.
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nkbtn.bsky.social
Apologies to anyone legitimately in need, but I'm blocking any "I'm from Gaza, please donate at gofundme" accounts. I've no way to verify you are. For those affected you have my deepest sympathies, and I hope my monthly Amnesty International and UNICEF donations go towards making life better for you
nkbtn.bsky.social
Its articles like this that make me question whether any of us really know anything about international politics. Are the stories we're told just the medias best guess, or deliberate misdirection?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The £1m man: why did Boris Johnson take his donor to Ukraine?
Exclusive: Leaked files offer a glimpse of the ex-prime minister’s relationship with Christopher Harborne
www.theguardian.com
nkbtn.bsky.social
He shall be missed by nobody, but IIRC he'd already been attacked a few times. Security at prisons is shockingly bad
nkbtn.bsky.social
Planning an *imaginary* affair is harmless though, no?
nkbtn.bsky.social
Could I have your permission to use this for my profile pic this month?
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alisdairwood.bsky.social
When you get an idea stuck in your head…
nkbtn.bsky.social
What is wrong with you? Nobody wanks thinking about their spouse (unless they're away for months at a time or something)
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judgedewie.bsky.social
A massive barrel of laughter and bewilderment and occasional bursts of necessary and unnecessary rage. I've bought all this stuff I've the years and it's a fucking delight.
michaellegge.bsky.social
All my BRILLIANT Bandcamp stuff is “pay what you want” until midnight on Sunday. Audiobook (recommended), EPs and live shows! You can even have them all for free, if you want. Get them while you can. Normal price returns on Monday. THANK YOU! SPREAD THE WORD!! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/music
Michael Legge
Bandcamp page for comedian Michael Legge. Follow him on Twitter: @michaellegge.
michaellegge.bandcamp.com
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drbubblesphd.bsky.social
Apparently this scam is still going around. So I'm just doing a refresher on this. I've seen that they'll ask to add you elsewhere to send you "the proof" and will get access through you opening the "files". Stay frosty. Stay safe. Question every unsolicited message from someone you don't know.
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christinamartin.bsky.social
Someone's having an indulgent train journey.
Pot of double cream on the table twi seats in front of me.
nkbtn.bsky.social
Absolutely so, apparently!
nkbtn.bsky.social
This is good! Love the final 'date' sketch especially, and probably so will any woman who's been on a date with a confident/arrogant midwit.
danmersh.bsky.social
You like chuckling don’t you? Well the first instalment of my new sketch comedy podcast with Kathryn Haywood is now available wherever you get your podcasts. 17 minutes of fun and there’ll be another one next week whether you like it or not. But you will like it. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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leguinbot.bsky.social
The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
nkbtn.bsky.social
@sorrelish.bsky.social
This just came up in my timeline; had to pass on the name check!
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johnfugelsang.bsky.social
# of times the Bible forbids/demands penalties for abortion- 0
# of times the Bible justifies keeping out immigrants-0
# of times Jesus condemns homosexuality-0
# of times the Bible addresses poverty, justice and compassion for the poor- over 2,000
www.simonandschuster.com/books/Separa...
nkbtn.bsky.social
Just play it safe and don't repost any video unless you've verified it's source (e.g. from a BBC / CNN account)
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carolinerussell.bsky.social
Reform are so grim and bad sports to boot.

Tied elections get settled at the toss of a coin. Standard practice. No need for law suits.

I’ve donated - please donate if you can.

donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk/make-sure-we...
nkbtn.bsky.social
You love it, you slaaaa...aaate-roof having homeowner
nkbtn.bsky.social
I'm assuming it's because the lists you subscribe to are (sort of) public on clearsky. So for some reason, some accounts block people who subscribe to *those* lists. Not sure what the advantage is.
nkbtn.bsky.social
I wish, when blocking someone, there was an option to submit a reason why, e.g. "political disagreement", "cringingly unfunny", "follows someone I hate" or whatever. Cos I get blocked a couple of times a week and I've no idea why
nkbtn.bsky.social
I'm not so sure. Mental illness would be a HUGE step up from fetish - "you're riddled with a constant mental discomfort and there's drugs and surgery that can massively help? And all you need from me is call you she/they? Sure, knock yourself out."
I suspect they ALL think of it as sexual deviancy