Rob H&ynes
@robonabike.bsky.social
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats.
Oxford, UK
Oxford, UK
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You can be the luckiest person in the entire world and OWN this www.chloecumming.com
Sooty and Sweep as angels… an A3 pastel drawing from I’m guessing 2014
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You can be the luckiest person in the entire world and OWN this www.chloecumming.com
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November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Pink Floyd (1994)
Eric Clapton (supported by Muddy Waters in 1979)
Bruce Springsteen (2009)
John McLaughlin, Al di Meola & Paco de Lucía (1984)
John Mayall (80th birthday tour in 2014)
Pink Floyd (1994)
Eric Clapton (supported by Muddy Waters in 1979)
Bruce Springsteen (2009)
John McLaughlin, Al di Meola & Paco de Lucía (1984)
John Mayall (80th birthday tour in 2014)
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
Lau
The Tiger Lillies
George Clinton
Efterklang
Yeasayer
(I've deliberately left out the big names - Pink Floyd and Prince won't tell you the first thing about me.)
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Sooty and Sweep as angels… an A3 pastel drawing from I’m guessing 2014
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sooty and Sweep as angels… an A3 pastel drawing from I’m guessing 2014
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Was rather taken by this little mobility scooter-convertible 😏
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Was rather taken by this little mobility scooter-convertible 😏
Got a little olive tree in the yard, and since it's been frosty and damp, I've wrapped it up with fleece to protect it and tied it up with string, that should keep it perfectly saf...
Oh.
Oh.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Got a little olive tree in the yard, and since it's been frosty and damp, I've wrapped it up with fleece to protect it and tied it up with string, that should keep it perfectly saf...
Oh.
Oh.
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Rang a laundry place as I need some help. I ask how much to wash and dry a light microfibre mattress topper. £24. I check Argos, a new one is £21-£24. Make it make sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Rang a laundry place as I need some help. I ask how much to wash and dry a light microfibre mattress topper. £24. I check Argos, a new one is £21-£24. Make it make sense.
@paulgarrard.bsky.social
Your spate of Bill Nelson reposts had me worried. Tell me he's okay?
Your spate of Bill Nelson reposts had me worried. Tell me he's okay?
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
@paulgarrard.bsky.social
Your spate of Bill Nelson reposts had me worried. Tell me he's okay?
Your spate of Bill Nelson reposts had me worried. Tell me he's okay?
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#music #guitarist
Bill Nelson, one of the best IMHO, listen to the solos in 'Crying to the Sky' and soar.
Bill Nelson, one of the best IMHO, listen to the solos in 'Crying to the Sky' and soar.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
#music #guitarist
Bill Nelson, one of the best IMHO, listen to the solos in 'Crying to the Sky' and soar.
Bill Nelson, one of the best IMHO, listen to the solos in 'Crying to the Sky' and soar.
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macy’s thanksgiving day parade
1988
elliott erwitt
1988
elliott erwitt
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
macy’s thanksgiving day parade
1988
elliott erwitt
1988
elliott erwitt
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This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is possibly my favorite product answer yet:
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
Q: Will this deodorizing spray get rid of dead animal smell?
A: Yes, but you need to remove the dead animal or you will need to keep applying it.
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My carefully considered, nuanced and balanced policy view is that we should tax gambling profits, including sports betting, at like 98% and one executive's kidney per quarter.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
My carefully considered, nuanced and balanced policy view is that we should tax gambling profits, including sports betting, at like 98% and one executive's kidney per quarter.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
I'm not sure having every UK mainstreet be three quarters Ladbrokes is good, actually.
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I have three thoughts on the Budget: 1) EVs use roads, so should pay something to use them, and the fact that the existing fuel duty/road tax system is shite doesn’t somehow create an exception for them; 2) gambling firms moaning can fuck off into the sun, we should bankrupt the cunts;
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I have three thoughts on the Budget: 1) EVs use roads, so should pay something to use them, and the fact that the existing fuel duty/road tax system is shite doesn’t somehow create an exception for them; 2) gambling firms moaning can fuck off into the sun, we should bankrupt the cunts;
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What’s my politics? You could say I’m socially and fiscally supportive
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What’s my politics? You could say I’m socially and fiscally supportive
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Garden friends, check it out!
The Internet Archive just released tens of thousands of seed catalogs, spanning over two centuries!
They are both lovely and interesting. Check them out!
archive.org/details/usda...
🗃️ #c18th #c19th #c20th #illustration
They are both lovely and interesting. Check them out!
archive.org/details/usda...
🗃️ #c18th #c19th #c20th #illustration
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Garden friends, check it out!
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My favourite Roz Chast cartoon:
NewYorker, August 13, 1984
NewYorker, August 13, 1984
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My favourite Roz Chast cartoon:
NewYorker, August 13, 1984
NewYorker, August 13, 1984
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Generative AI is convenient and useful in the same way the Broad Street water pump was convenient and useful in 1854
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Generative AI is convenient and useful in the same way the Broad Street water pump was convenient and useful in 1854
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Nobody should go hungry in Oxford this winter. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/nobody-sho...
Nobody should go hungry in Oxford this winter.
Ensure nobody goes hungry this christmas. Emergency food requests are surging this winter: we need your help to feed our neighbours in need.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nobody should go hungry in Oxford this winter. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/nobody-sho...
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Whoever thought touch-sensitive controls on a cooker hob was a good idea clearly didn't have a cat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Whoever thought touch-sensitive controls on a cooker hob was a good idea clearly didn't have a cat.
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Hello - serious question. If anyone has a Seasalt handyband, are they the same thing as the snoods? The pictures make them look smaller. I am looking for a kind of jersey tube about 30/40cm.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hello - serious question. If anyone has a Seasalt handyband, are they the same thing as the snoods? The pictures make them look smaller. I am looking for a kind of jersey tube about 30/40cm.
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Buried at the bottom of a FAQ behind a 'beware of the leopard' sign etc, it turns out Wordery (who used to be a good alternative to bookshop monoliths but whose website has been 'under construction' for about 6mo) are being borged into Blackwells (Waterstones): support.wordery.com/hc/en-gb/art...
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Buried at the bottom of a FAQ behind a 'beware of the leopard' sign etc, it turns out Wordery (who used to be a good alternative to bookshop monoliths but whose website has been 'under construction' for about 6mo) are being borged into Blackwells (Waterstones): support.wordery.com/hc/en-gb/art...
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Anybody know what kind of birds nests these are? Filmed just now from the train window between Brussels and Cologne.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Anybody know what kind of birds nests these are? Filmed just now from the train window between Brussels and Cologne.
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I have now added these three original drawings (with monoprint elements) to this gallery ⬇️ ! The green phone, the Jestival, the cones with gull. Sharing these types of posts really helps me!
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have now added these three original drawings (with monoprint elements) to this gallery ⬇️ ! The green phone, the Jestival, the cones with gull. Sharing these types of posts really helps me!
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
www.chloecumming.com/monoprintdra...
The jokes write themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The jokes write themselves.
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New signs will warn motorists about frogs and toads crossing from Risinghurst gardens to the CS Lewis Nature Reserve in spring. The Frog & Toad Patrol group has been given four warning signs by Oxford City Council, funded by local councillor Chewe Munkonge’s ward budget.
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
New signs will warn motorists about frogs and toads crossing from Risinghurst gardens to the CS Lewis Nature Reserve in spring. The Frog & Toad Patrol group has been given four warning signs by Oxford City Council, funded by local councillor Chewe Munkonge’s ward budget.