Sophia Jetta
@werkoderko.bsky.social
Leitung des Instituts für Angelegenheiten. Director general at the Institute for Matters. Expect snark, smut, inappropriate humour, shitposts as well as food, cats and thoroughly unedifying grousing.
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Sophia Jetta
@werkoderko.bsky.social
· Dec 1
As promised, a thread on (Bavarian) German christmas bakery. 'Tis the season, after all. One of the oldest examples popular in southern Germany and Austria is the Kletzenbrot. Kletzen are dried pears and the rural population would add the dried pears to their bread during advent. Any sweetness 🍜
Whenever I read or hear the name "Brock" my brain turns it straight into "Bork"
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a fence
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a fence
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whenever I read or hear the name "Brock" my brain turns it straight into "Bork"
Butcher stuff:
5 sausage types/ meat I've eaten:
Milzwurst
Blutwurst
Boerewors
Wollwurst
Käsekrainer
5 sausage types/ meat I've eaten:
Milzwurst
Blutwurst
Boerewors
Wollwurst
Käsekrainer
Oooh I can join in with the butcher stuff too! 😜
5 Cars I’ve owned:
Triumph Stag
Audi TT
VW Phaeton
Porsche Cayenne GTS
Toyota Land Cruiser
5 Cars I’ve owned:
Triumph Stag
Audi TT
VW Phaeton
Porsche Cayenne GTS
Toyota Land Cruiser
Ooo I can join in with the butch stuff too! 😂🤭
5 cars I’ve owned
Jaguar XF
Jaguar X type
Volvo S60
Renault Laguna
Fiat Punto
5 cars I’ve owned
Jaguar XF
Jaguar X type
Volvo S60
Renault Laguna
Fiat Punto
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Butcher stuff:
5 sausage types/ meat I've eaten:
Milzwurst
Blutwurst
Boerewors
Wollwurst
Käsekrainer
5 sausage types/ meat I've eaten:
Milzwurst
Blutwurst
Boerewors
Wollwurst
Käsekrainer
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Less than 750 signatures needed to get this across the line. Please consider signing and sharing.
Thanks.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Less than 750 signatures needed to get this across the line. Please consider signing and sharing.
Thanks.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Thanks.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
This is fascinating, you could do worse than reading this article
This is an extremely interesting article about the collapse of early farming societies across Europe around ~5000 BC.
We like to think of prehistoric times as being largely peaceful, but it seems early civilisations weren't immune to ritualistic violence & cultural collapse.
We like to think of prehistoric times as being largely peaceful, but it seems early civilisations weren't immune to ritualistic violence & cultural collapse.
Headless bodies hint at why Europe’s first farmers vanished
Wave of mass brutality accompanied the collapse of the first pan-European culture
www.science.org
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is fascinating, you could do worse than reading this article
Behold Andrew's gorgeous glass art and buy/comission a piece from him!!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Behold Andrew's gorgeous glass art and buy/comission a piece from him!!!
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#Caturday #BlueskyCats #Catsofbluesky #Proofofcat
Banksy still can't decide which is her favourite lap mat... So she wants to keep them all ... craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
Banksy still can't decide which is her favourite lap mat... So she wants to keep them all ... craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
#Caturday #BlueskyCats #Catsofbluesky #Proofofcat
Banksy still can't decide which is her favourite lap mat... So she wants to keep them all ... craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
Banksy still can't decide which is her favourite lap mat... So she wants to keep them all ... craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
@otter4u.bsky.social check this out 😋 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqh...
How To: Goy Hoy Nang Lom | Spicy Oyster Salad
YouTube video by Auntie Dee's Kitchen
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
@otter4u.bsky.social check this out 😋 www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqh...
Uhm, @polbikers.bsky.social what did a post-mission debrief include in your day?
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Uhm, @polbikers.bsky.social what did a post-mission debrief include in your day?
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
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Since a homophobic attack on his niece, his party has introduced multiple anti-LGBTQIA+ policies and the UK has fallen steeply in human rights rankings
https://www.wearequeeraf.com/keir-starmer-shocked-his-anti-lgbtqia-rhetoric-is-creating-anti-lgbtqia-sentiment/
https://www.wearequeeraf.com/keir-starmer-shocked-his-anti-lgbtqia-rhetoric-is-creating-anti-lgbtqia-sentiment/
Starmer "furious" at homophobic attack on his family, as if his party has nothing to do with it
Since a homophobic attack on his niece, his party has introduced multiple anti-LGBTQIA+ policies and the UK has fallen steeply in human rights rankings
www.wearequeeraf.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Since a homophobic attack on his niece, his party has introduced multiple anti-LGBTQIA+ policies and the UK has fallen steeply in human rights rankings
https://www.wearequeeraf.com/keir-starmer-shocked-his-anti-lgbtqia-rhetoric-is-creating-anti-lgbtqia-sentiment/
https://www.wearequeeraf.com/keir-starmer-shocked-his-anti-lgbtqia-rhetoric-is-creating-anti-lgbtqia-sentiment/
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Oof
"It would be like someone taking the phrase “Free Nelson Mandela”, from the Special AKA’s hit single of the same name, changing it to “Hang Nelson Mandela” and making it into merchandise...'
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Oof
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Cor, these are a bit good! Soft, but also crunchy, nicely spiced, and well balanced by the filling. They won't last the day.
#VeeMakes
This is what I've come to, putting the finishing touches to a batch of ginger molasses sandwich biscuits at 11 o'clock on a Friday night. I used to be cool*
*I have never even been in the vague vicinity of cool
This is what I've come to, putting the finishing touches to a batch of ginger molasses sandwich biscuits at 11 o'clock on a Friday night. I used to be cool*
*I have never even been in the vague vicinity of cool
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Cor, these are a bit good! Soft, but also crunchy, nicely spiced, and well balanced by the filling. They won't last the day.
Elphaba-themed turkey?
Shrek-themed??
Shrek-themed??
I don't mind matcha, as long as it's the traditional Japanese tea. Tea. Nothing else. No frothy, milky, Dubai chocolate infested pint of a sugary drink with a green tinge. But I get why people with the taste buds of children like it.
But what's this?
But what's this?
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Elphaba-themed turkey?
Shrek-themed??
Shrek-themed??
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
The perfect cycling jersey for @bikeymikey.bsky.social doesn't exi...
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The perfect cycling jersey for @bikeymikey.bsky.social doesn't exi...
That's a great cause and a cool line-up
Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That's a great cause and a cool line-up
Check out these Hielan' Coo socks
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Check out these Hielan' Coo socks
Why take-outs do a roaring business on holidays...
shoutout to the person who managed to make beans look like kibble that's been soaked in water
shoutout to the person who managed to make beans look like kibble that's been soaked in water
…😤😤😤
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.
B E H O L D :
“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why take-outs do a roaring business on holidays...
shoutout to the person who managed to make beans look like kibble that's been soaked in water
shoutout to the person who managed to make beans look like kibble that's been soaked in water
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Get your paws on some excellent books with free delivery 28 Nov-1 Dec. Support independent bookshops, indie booksellers (and their cats.) Bookshop.org
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Get your paws on some excellent books with free delivery 28 Nov-1 Dec. Support independent bookshops, indie booksellers (and their cats.) Bookshop.org
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November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
FREE Shipping is GO!
Get your paws on some excellent books with free delivery 28 Nov-1 Dec. Support independent bookshops, indie booksellers (and their cats.) Bookshop.org
[Site-wide | UK only | Standard shipping]
Get your paws on some excellent books with free delivery 28 Nov-1 Dec. Support independent bookshops, indie booksellers (and their cats.) Bookshop.org
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Strong vibes of this from Kim
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Strong vibes of this from Kim
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the deviled egg girls: thread
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the deviled egg girls: thread
Smashing turkey...
No matter how bad a time you had cooking Thanksgiving dinner, at least it wasn’t THIS bad! 😶
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Smashing turkey...