Sophia Jetta
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Leitung des Instituts für Angelegenheiten. Director general at the Institute for Matters. Expect snark, smut, inappropriate humour, shitposts as well as food, cats and thoroughly unedifying grousing.
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As promised, a thread on (Bavarian) German christmas bakery. 'Tis the season, after all. One of the oldest examples popular in southern Germany and Austria is the Kletzenbrot. Kletzen are dried pears and the rural population would add the dried pears to their bread during advent. Any sweetness 🍜
A cut Kletzenbrot with the dried fruits and nuts visible.
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Will you be doing the St. Crispin's day speech too?

Don't forget to add some cured pork!
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Works, the orange carrot only came around in the 16th century, if memory serves! Red, white, yellow, purple, all fine!
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NOOO not my poor Gerwyn!!! Don't you dare eat him!!
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Ooh, potage followed by chewitts? Or goose in sauce madame?
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You've got Gerwyn with you for protection!
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As you like it, maybe you had wanted to cook lunch first
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Hope they don't burst! Are you in the New Forest then?
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Good for me! But I can do up to 11pm, CET
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Ah, come on, treat yourselves! Sth a little exotic! A fortnight in Norfolk!
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Plenty of other tarts available and willing, I'm sure
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Just say a time that's good for you and get back to me?
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And you can have a tart jumping out of a cake 😄
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Oh, the car repair was quick then?
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yup... just the good bits. You don't have to make it official either. Get a Universal Life Church celebrant and just have a big party with leather-clad flower bears, middling bubbles on tap and ritz cracker canapés
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Oooh porkers!! They should make for fairly nice neighbours, ones that are grateful for any vegetable peelings etc
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Sure! You can comiserate with me after my tooth drawing!
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Why? You seem a very nice bloke
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Who says you have to live together? You can just have the big bash, the honeymoon and the gifts but keep your respective abodes
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