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Darlingtinychocolate

Part-time Purveyor of Potato Porn
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Seriously, there's like a fuckton of food pics in here
Home of #Vees100Bakes and #VeeMakes
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This is your semi-regular PSA that I post a LOT of food pics (it's really all I've got going for me), and they are all tagged #VeeMakes or in the case of my completed challenge #Vees100Bakes. Please feel free to mute both and/or me if you would rather not see them.
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When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:

No.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#VeeMakes

Once again, Husband has requested madeira cake (and custard) as his birthday cake.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I was going to have a moan about my husband doing non-essential make busy jobs while we're getting the house ready for visitors. Then I found myself hoovering out the broom cupboard and thought I should probably keep my trap shut
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Cor, these are a bit good! Soft, but also crunchy, nicely spiced, and well balanced by the filling. They won't last the day.
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This is what I've come to, putting the finishing touches to a batch of ginger molasses sandwich biscuits at 11 o'clock on a Friday night. I used to be cool*

*I have never even been in the vague vicinity of cool
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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This is what I've come to, putting the finishing touches to a batch of ginger molasses sandwich biscuits at 11 o'clock on a Friday night. I used to be cool*

*I have never even been in the vague vicinity of cool
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Do you need fast and free delivery of calamari?

Try Octopus Prime
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Not the prettiest of dishes, but my word was it tasty. Chicken with leek and bacon orzo
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Suddenly feeling much more confident in my culinary abilities
…😤😤😤

Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.

B E H O L D :

“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

P!nk
The Struts
Bon Jovi
Savage Garden
Elton John
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Goldfrapp
Beck
Murder Capital
John Grant
Curiosity Killed the Cat
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Manic Street Preachers
Maneskin
Tommy Cash
Mahmood
Sigur Ros
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Operation Sausage has been a success 🎉
There's definitely room for improvement, but for a recipe I cobbled together and a technique I guessed at, it ain't half bad!
Behold, a battered curry sausage:
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.

I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There is experimental foodie fun afoot here at House of Vee. Please send any and all good vibes you can spare
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You just died. The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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To be honest the first half of this palindrome is much better than naht retteb hcum si emordnilap siht fo flah tsrif eht tsenoh eb ot.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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At lunchtime, I decided I couldn't really be arsed with cooking dinner tonight and somehow that led to making pizza whirls
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wasn't hungry when I fed everyone else earlier, and yet since then I've eaten two packets of crisps, a bag of mini cookies, a slice of cinnamon focaccia, and half a bag of chocolate pretzels.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wine
Money
Chop

First two are good, last could go either way really
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

Marriage
Beach
Ass

I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No. Bad supermarket. Stop it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Made a cinnamon bun focaccia with a maple glaze earlier, and while it is ugly as all hell, it tastes incredible
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Breaking Bad is different from what I remember
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Once again, I am forced to admit that my children are the most ridiculous people in the world, and it is almost entirely my own doing.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM