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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
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The idea that Biden's health wasn't being covered prior to the debate is one of the most shameless pieces of revisionist history I can remember. It had been one of the dominant topics of conversation for months. I was there, I remember it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The idea that Biden's health wasn't being covered prior to the debate is one of the most shameless pieces of revisionist history I can remember. It had been one of the dominant topics of conversation for months. I was there, I remember it.
the dumbest fucking thing about this "USian" stuff is that, as I understand it, it's primarily used by people from parts of the Americas that *do* think it should include them, and who had the name first. I don't ever expect it to catch on, and I think that's ok, but it is not actually from nowhere
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the dumbest fucking thing about this "USian" stuff is that, as I understand it, it's primarily used by people from parts of the Americas that *do* think it should include them, and who had the name first. I don't ever expect it to catch on, and I think that's ok, but it is not actually from nowhere
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Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving
Cat: Mao
Cat: Mao
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving
Cat: Mao
Cat: Mao
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Fetch a referee!
One!
Two!
Kick out at two!!
One!
Two!
Kick out at two!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fetch a referee!
One!
Two!
Kick out at two!!
One!
Two!
Kick out at two!!
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hey friends,
i'll be discharged in an hour or so.
i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please?
also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight)
please help if you can 🙏🏽
paypal.me/thelongestroad
i'll be discharged in an hour or so.
i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please?
also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight)
please help if you can 🙏🏽
paypal.me/thelongestroad
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November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
hey friends,
i'll be discharged in an hour or so.
i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please?
also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight)
please help if you can 🙏🏽
paypal.me/thelongestroad
i'll be discharged in an hour or so.
i'm sorry for asking, but i need $48 to get a ride home please?
also, i don't have any food (hoping i can get something from the food bank tomorrow, but i'll need a meal for tonight)
please help if you can 🙏🏽
paypal.me/thelongestroad
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on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
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If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
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Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell's customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
TORONTO - Following the news that a top Campbell’s executive was fired after being caught on microphone calling the company’s soups “shit for poor people”, Tim Hortons have released a statement remind...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tim Hortons reminds Campbell’s customers that they also make bad soup for poor slobs
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
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November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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Utena gets so much cardio before a duel. Me, I'd be winded for half an hour after reaching the top of those stairs.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Utena gets so much cardio before a duel. Me, I'd be winded for half an hour after reaching the top of those stairs.
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We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We can all have this.
Go to a shelter.
Go to a shelter.
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You know who's a lot more likely to steal sales from you? Mastercard
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You know who's a lot more likely to steal sales from you? Mastercard
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
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COOL WORLD (1992, Ralph Bakshi)
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
COOL WORLD (1992, Ralph Bakshi)
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It's my birthday, also known as "thank's giving". Ways you can thank me:
- Read my new fiction (link below)
- Back the Patreon (www.patreon.com/ettin)
- Check out my games (ettin.itch.io)
- Straight up give me money (paypal.me/ettin)
- Read my new fiction (link below)
- Back the Patreon (www.patreon.com/ettin)
- Check out my games (ettin.itch.io)
- Straight up give me money (paypal.me/ettin)
ZETTAMALL: A Sci-Fi LitRPG
"Welcome to the ZETTAMALL®, the universe's greatest shopping experience!"
William Tombaugh was looking forward to a normal Saturday: finish a shift at one of Sydney's worst supermarkets, go home, play...
www.royalroad.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's my birthday, also known as "thank's giving". Ways you can thank me:
- Read my new fiction (link below)
- Back the Patreon (www.patreon.com/ettin)
- Check out my games (ettin.itch.io)
- Straight up give me money (paypal.me/ettin)
- Read my new fiction (link below)
- Back the Patreon (www.patreon.com/ettin)
- Check out my games (ettin.itch.io)
- Straight up give me money (paypal.me/ettin)
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I started Cosmic Fantasy 1 tonight to kill time and man, the jump in visuals from 1 to 4 is HUGE. still all on the PC-Engine.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I started Cosmic Fantasy 1 tonight to kill time and man, the jump in visuals from 1 to 4 is HUGE. still all on the PC-Engine.
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
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10 years to the day since these goobers became housecats
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
10 years to the day since these goobers became housecats