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they/any. pettin cats. 🍁
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I didn't know Kermit had started on E.
a picture of Christmas ornaments hanging at a Michael's. the main one pictured is of a frog but with humanlike proportions, a pearl necklace, a pink top (incl boobs), and a leopard print skirt. she's wearing heels and lipstick.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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The "Cat Fud" Far Side cartoon-- a dog is hiding behind a washing machine inside a laundry room. The words "Cat fud" with arrows pointing towards an open dryer have been crudely written on the door, ground, and dryer door. A cat is looking dubiously into the open dryer. The dog has a thought bubble reading "Oh please, oh please..." The words "Cat Fud" on the dryer has been replaced with "Prizes 4 Elon" and elon's head has been crudely pasted over the cat's head so he's looking into the dryer. The rest of the text is unchanged, including the other instances of 'cat fud'. look, i got places to be, ok.
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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hah. managed to fish up this old gem. so when *that* kind of thing never happened, or when people who knew this was impossible heard it... easy to see why it was called a hoax, at least.
The Year 2000 Problem as described by WXIA-TV, Atlanta, July 10, 1998: "You open your eyes, slowly waking up. It's Saturday, January 1st, 2000. What time is it? You look at your bedside clock, but it's blank. Is the power off? You check your digital watch. It's blank, too. The coffee maker, which runs on computer microchips just like your wristwatch, doesn't work. The same for the microwave oven and the stove. Your three-year-old computer-controlled car won't start." These were the exact words, transcribed from videotape.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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oh, she has my sympathy, all right. my heart bleeds for her.

But do I think it's inappropriate for her to experience even a fraction of the very thing she's made a career of enacting? Knowing she'll never make the connection?

My heart will bleed until she drowns. I hope she chokes on it.
twitter screenshot: The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 2:14 PM - Mar 12 2019 - Twitter for iPhone
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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screenshot from simpsons episode "Bart Gets an Elephant". Takes place at a political event, people waving signs (from behind so we can't see what's on them); text on the stage indicates it's the Democratic Convention. There are two banners. One reads "We hate life and ourselves". The other reads "We can't govern!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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picture of no name brand generic cheez whiz with both english (boring) and french names. English: cheese-tastic! French: fromidable!
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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all aboard the transphobia express ig
picture from the inside of a ttc subway laden with ads for a Harry potter audiobook.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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hnghhhh youd better believe im going
screenshot from a theatre's website, just text. It reads "Angel's Egg 4K (Japanese w/e.s.t.) November 19, 2025"
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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slice of the Far Side comic, "Cat Fud". A dog is hiding behind a white object (a washing machine), while a thought bubble says "Oh please, oh please..."
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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it's this:
Tumblr screenshot. Username classically-lit-memes4u. 105,116 notes. Believed to be the original source of the following: "RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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so, what, do you think people *don't* have objections to the fact that this guy wore the SS logo on his body for twenty years and (documentedly) lied about not knowing what it was?
Screenshot from That Mitchell and Webb look, series 1, episode 1, the very first sketch of the series. David Mitchell facing an offscreen Robert Webb and is dressed in an SS uniform; the front of his cap has a silver badge of the very skull that the man under discussion had tattooed to his body for twenty years, knew what it was (as documented in his posting history), then lied about not knowing what it was. Caption text reads "actually got little pictures of skulls on" [they are cut off after that; next word would finish the sentence "them"]. This is the immediate precursor to famed line "Are we the baddies?"
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Bart Simpson sitting in a car, grimacing. Caption reads "What an odd thing to say."
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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so this
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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guess who got stuck on a roller ghoster at the haunted amusement park, with no glasses
a picture of a roller coaster at night with some spooky clouds behind it. the coaster is lit up with red lights. it's a very tall hill and an ass-clenchingly steep drop
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Simpsons screenshot. Homer badly folding together a MAD magazine fold-in. Caption reads "The all ighty ollar?"
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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fire fire, heh heh heh
a picture of a flame in a bonfire pit. a quarter of a log is vertical in front of the fire.
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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team of detectives hard at work
several geese are hanging out on a large, grassy hillside. a dry fountain is at the upper left of the image, and some pairs of large red lounge chairs are visible. Trees surround the area to the top of the image.
October 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I don't know what you mean, Cassie is perfectly normal.
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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just a little guy!
a snail, with its head inside its shell, hangs out on the back of a bench that is covered in snail poop. its shell is all stripey. it is indeed just a little guy.
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I fucking hate this and I fucking hate how hard it is to avoid this with anything other than like, a bottle of Tropicana. Fucking watermelon juice is not going to prevent cancer! I just wanted a fancy juice!!

the worst part is that this is fucking delicious, way better than the cheap stuff :/
a bottle of Freshouse brand "I am Juicy" watermelon and mint juice. at the bottom it indicates the juice to be raw, organic, handcrafted cold pressed juice. the juice is pink and there are some mint leaves floating in it. Right below the name "I am Juicy" are the following claims: cancer prevention healthy blood flow skin health anti-inflammatory
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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somehow snagged this at a reasonable price. gonna have to leave a class early, but...
September 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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bart simpson rubbing his hands and drooling
August 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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a brown tabby cat licks her calico sister on top of a pale purple blanket two cats, one calico and the other a tabby, sleep nestled against each other, forming an oval in sort of a yin-yang configuration a calico cat looks plaintively up at the camera while her tabby sister inspects her belly for grooming
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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one of them is snoring
two cats sleep curled up together on a grey blanket on a couch surrounded by moving boxes. the one on the left is calico, the right tabby. you can see a bit of the calico's collar.
August 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM