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Jesse Clark
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should have been a pair of ragged claws
Pinned
BORN TO COLLAPSE
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
When I was

A sad man

My doctor

Sent me into the city

To see a famous clown
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I feel like a mostly deflated balloon. Just drifting an inch off the floor, mushy and shapeless, barely a whisper of helium left inside.
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Doctor: your test results came back and it turns out your DNA is backwards.

Patient: … AND??
a picture of a dna structure with the words you 're welcome below it
Alt: a picture of a dna structure with the words you 're welcome below it
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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First draft of the Face Hugger is also a grand example
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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acab includes lovely rita meter maid
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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*scuttling across the floors of silent seas* man I should've been a guy who can't decide how to wear his pants
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect
March 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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i made a few edits to my sad little poem & drew something to accompany it
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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this is the Watchmen of webcomics
Dinosaur Comics!
see if you re-read the comic you will find that god is correct!! is it magic, or is it an animated gif?? I'LL NEVER TELL
www.qwantz.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic

SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They’re dispassionately enduring you on stoic bsky.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Framing GenAI as a battle between teachers and students is a red herring. Students and educators are on the same side. The real opposition are the data extraction firms and brokerages and their allies among the managerial class.
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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When your tattoo's an eel and it shows how you feel, that's a moray
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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*singing Fleetwood Mac style to the birds at my feeder*

"Little guys, yeah, you're just little guys. Liiiitttttle guuys, little, little guys..."
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We created this directory on rock and roll
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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If I dont post, this bus will explode
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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She was rare like an app that doesnt have a fuken AI feature
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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It may've been torn down, or have crumbled in storm
It may have been plundered by masons
And all that remains on those vast sandy plains
Are two legs that once ruled over nations.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM