Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
should have been a pair of ragged claws
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Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
· Feb 9
I like to start the day with some caffeine, to take the edge off of being awake. And some L-theianine, to take the edge off the caffeine. And an ice cube, to take the edge off the hot water.
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
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The person in front of me in this drive-thru had a heart attack, but I'm hoping they'll pull through.
February 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The person in front of me in this drive-thru had a heart attack, but I'm hoping they'll pull through.
Jesse-coded characters
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Jesse-coded characters
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curly taught me it was ok to be weird, moe taught me it was ok to care, the other one taught me that time erases all our legacies
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
curly taught me it was ok to be weird, moe taught me it was ok to care, the other one taught me that time erases all our legacies
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Education in the US is so underfunded they can only afford a single math
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Education in the US is so underfunded they can only afford a single math
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Hollow Knight
very alarmed by this all pervasive golden light. it hurts my eyes and creates an undue warmth that is likely harmful. i shall stay inside until the city is soothed by gray again.
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Hollow Knight
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
To: [email protected]
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???
lmfao u totally shoulkd
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America: You can eat the shit with the chocolate chips in it or the shit with the raisins in it.
Me: Can't I just not eat the shit?
America: And let shit with raisins in it win???
Me: Can't I just not eat the shit?
America: And let shit with raisins in it win???
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
America: You can eat the shit with the chocolate chips in it or the shit with the raisins in it.
Me: Can't I just not eat the shit?
America: And let shit with raisins in it win???
Me: Can't I just not eat the shit?
America: And let shit with raisins in it win???
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[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
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Being extrajudicially killed by ICE could fix me.
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Being extrajudicially killed by ICE could fix me.
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Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Never thought of it this way before, but that makes Randall Munroe a positive variation of Scott Adams's career.
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Never thought of it this way before, but that makes Randall Munroe a positive variation of Scott Adams's career.
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ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right!”
TI-82: “negative 5 is absolutely 5”
TI-82: “negative 5 is absolutely 5”
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
ChatGPT: “You’re absolutely right!”
TI-82: “negative 5 is absolutely 5”
TI-82: “negative 5 is absolutely 5”
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Slightly diminish a game
Miss Pac-Man
Miss Pac-Man
Slightly diminish a game
Condovania
Condovania
Slightly diminish a game
Jaw (1987, LJN)
Jaw (1987, LJN)
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Miss Pac-Man
Miss Pac-Man
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Buy one, get tu?
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Buy one, get tu?
They're chamfering your edges on CAD/CAM bsky
January 4, 2026 at 12:16 AM
They're chamfering your edges on CAD/CAM bsky