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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 2h

"People already call me cock sauce, I don't need any more heat"

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

What happens in Croatia stays in Croatia: bsky.app/profile/obje...

dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

What if I got drunk in Croatia, there was a miscommunication and I got a Nina Totenberg tattoo. Is that disqualifying for a Senate run? Asking for a friend.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

What if I got drunk in Croatia, there was a miscommunication and I got a Nina Totenberg tattoo. Is that disqualifying for a Senate run? Asking for a friend.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

wait, does that mean he has a nazi tattoo on his ass too?

dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

Getting a tattoo isn't as important to the average Maine voter as having a good "i was drunk and shirtless in Croatia" story and i'm confident Janet Mills can deliver between now and november.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

It's not too late, we can get probably get Janet Mills to knock a few back and get a nazi tatoo.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a military uniform is talking to another man .

ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking to another man .

media.tenor.com

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 2d

I mean it literally took me seconds to pull up live images with green foliage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwvK...

Boston, MA Live Cam - Boston Common at Boylston St.

YouTube video by Boston and Maine Live

www.youtube.com

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 3d

Baby, I’m not fooling.

dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 3d

So I’ve been wearing my underwear wrong, I guess.

dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when Dukakis drove the diarrhea tank in 88?

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 5d

Photos of “this guy” coming up!

dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 5d

We need the mashup with Fairytale of New York.

dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 6d

Somehow the Airstream looks embarrassed.

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Isabel Santos @isabelsantos.bsky.social · 6d

Name and ages of the "kids" in the young republican group chat
- Peter Giunta, 31
- Joe Maligno, 35
- Annie Kaykaty, 28
- Alex Dwyer, 29
- William Hendrix, 24
- Luke Mosiman, 24
- Samuel Douglass, 27
- Rachel Hope, 27
www.rawstory.com/vance-young-...

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Julianne McShane @juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 6d

NEW @motherjones.com: Nobody in that GOP group chat praising Hitler or making racist comments was a “kid,” as JD Vance claimed today

I tracked down their ages. (Weirdly, it seems nobody else did.)

Eight of the 11 in the group chat range from 24 to 35. Ages of others are unclear.

But… no “kids”!

No one in the GOP Hitler chat was a "kid"

We checked. Sorry, JD Vance.

www.motherjones.com

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 8d

Rabbithole i just went down regarding pop culture lightning bolt imagery: It turns out that the guy who same guy who designed the ACDC logo also designed the HBO logo and the People Magazine masthead. www.gerardhuerta.com/mastheads/

Mastheads - GerardHuerta.com

www.gerardhuerta.com

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 8d

I bet dollars to doughnuts it’s the same guy. They just swapped the mask for some eyeliner.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 8d

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 10d

[Quietly] sailing…. Takes me away to where I've always heard….

Shit, I’ve misunderstood.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 11d

Fells good, man.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 13d

Just make sure you're matching to Pantone swatches. RAL codes will give you Morgellon's

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 14d

Bluesky still has the juice! It’s just insanely sour, has strange packaging, and upsets YouTubers.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 15d

I feel like “pro tip” is almost always used sarcastically, but maybe I only think that because it always precedes something obvious or wrong. Funny if people are using it earnestly, and I’m just assuming they are goofing around.

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dave nowakowski @objectdave.bsky.social · 15d

Weird that number 4 is “never get high on your own supply”.

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