dave nowakowski
@objectdave.bsky.social
Athens, GA, bikes, exploded views, stuff, things. No pasarán. he/him.
AIR-dropped not WATER-dropped like a some peasant who doesn’t have a plane.
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
AIR-dropped not WATER-dropped like a some peasant who doesn’t have a plane.
It’s German for “The Hard”. Yes it’s the feminine article but John MacLane was ahead of his time challenging gender roles.
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s German for “The Hard”. Yes it’s the feminine article but John MacLane was ahead of his time challenging gender roles.
They should playfully chase some lobsters around the kitchen floor.
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
They should playfully chase some lobsters around the kitchen floor.
Healthcare should be more like buying a used lawnmower on facebook marketplace. The FDA has also OKed using the the following language in drug promotional materials: "NO LOWBALLERS", "DO NOT ASK IF INSULIN IS STILL AVAILABLE, IF POST IS UP, DRUGS ARE AVAILABLE" , and "WILL TRADE FOR G*NS"
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Healthcare should be more like buying a used lawnmower on facebook marketplace. The FDA has also OKed using the the following language in drug promotional materials: "NO LOWBALLERS", "DO NOT ASK IF INSULIN IS STILL AVAILABLE, IF POST IS UP, DRUGS ARE AVAILABLE" , and "WILL TRADE FOR G*NS"
Make it do wingdings or GTFO.
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Make it do wingdings or GTFO.
"Hula Hoop" was 50's slang for Benzos. Those Chipmunks were high as fuck all the time.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"Hula Hoop" was 50's slang for Benzos. Those Chipmunks were high as fuck all the time.
Pretty sure Dave Seville was giving them just enough cocaine so they wouldn't care that he was embezzling their money.
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Pretty sure Dave Seville was giving them just enough cocaine so they wouldn't care that he was embezzling their money.
Apparently Matt Dillon played a cop in the Pogues Fairytale of New York video, so i don't know what to believe anymore:
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Apparently Matt Dillon played a cop in the Pogues Fairytale of New York video, so i don't know what to believe anymore:
I'm reminded of the "On Wings of Eagles" mini-series where Ross Perot was played by a rugged Richard Crenna.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'm reminded of the "On Wings of Eagles" mini-series where Ross Perot was played by a rugged Richard Crenna.
The district taking the smallest bite out of Athens, in fact!
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The district taking the smallest bite out of Athens, in fact!
Not 20 minutes ago, I did this putting my sneakers on.
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Not 20 minutes ago, I did this putting my sneakers on.
TFW when you are doing homework on the bus and trying to pad out that word count on the 1000 word essay.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
TFW when you are doing homework on the bus and trying to pad out that word count on the 1000 word essay.
Unclear, but I'm glad someone went through the effort to define bushel for us:
![[Verse 1: Bobby Helms]
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin' up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun ["bushel" is highlighted]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wm2l6kzf5fxutakkiftoscue/bafkreig6ee6beri4vxlpakcfz27qm5ezrqcps5izmpvb2rjo2skats4i2y@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Unclear, but I'm glad someone went through the effort to define bushel for us:
Looks like you narrowly escaped being defeated by a young army bred specifically for that purpose. Their previous children were bred for warfare in confined spaces like mines and ventilation shafts so as long as you stay out in the open, you should be fine.
December 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Looks like you narrowly escaped being defeated by a young army bred specifically for that purpose. Their previous children were bred for warfare in confined spaces like mines and ventilation shafts so as long as you stay out in the open, you should be fine.
I expect he stumbled upon some right to repair discourse around John Deere farm equipment and most of leaked out of his ears. www.nbcnews.com/business/con...
Right-to-repair revolution: Farmers challenge John Deere's control over equipment repair
Legislation supporting the movement is gaining ground nationally, but some farming equipment is excluded, and farmers say they're left with costly repair bills.
www.nbcnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I expect he stumbled upon some right to repair discourse around John Deere farm equipment and most of leaked out of his ears. www.nbcnews.com/business/con...
I buy something like that and think the same thing, followed by “and now I already have the tool for next time”, immediately followed by “fuck,there’s going to be a next time I need to use this”
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I buy something like that and think the same thing, followed by “and now I already have the tool for next time”, immediately followed by “fuck,there’s going to be a next time I need to use this”
Getting the nozzle too close and accidentally blasting the bumper stickers off of my cerebellum again.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Getting the nozzle too close and accidentally blasting the bumper stickers off of my cerebellum again.
It always reads like an irresponsible 9th grader trying to fill up the allotted space on a short essay question for a test in which he didn't do the reading. (formerly, as one of those 9th graders, I know the style)
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It always reads like an irresponsible 9th grader trying to fill up the allotted space on a short essay question for a test in which he didn't do the reading. (formerly, as one of those 9th graders, I know the style)
:Subject A is not letting subject B on top of the door, even though there appears to be plenty of room. Permission to fire sir!
:Light those fuckers up
:Light those fuckers up
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
:Subject A is not letting subject B on top of the door, even though there appears to be plenty of room. Permission to fire sir!
:Light those fuckers up
:Light those fuckers up