Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
should have been a pair of ragged claws
Pinned
Jesse Clark
@modusponens.org
· Apr 26
BORN TO COLLAPSE
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
BRONZE AGE IS A FUCK
𓇂𓋹𓋴 Kill Em All 1177 BC
I am sea person
410,757,864,530 DEAD MEDITERRANEANS
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this is the Watchmen of webcomics
Dinosaur Comics!
see if you re-read the comic you will find that god is correct!! is it magic, or is it an animated gif?? I'LL NEVER TELL
www.qwantz.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
this is the Watchmen of webcomics
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THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
THEM: you’re never going to invent anything with that work ethic
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
SUSAN [sitting on her ass]: eventually the tables will turn
They’re dispassionately enduring you on stoic bsky.
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They’re dispassionately enduring you on stoic bsky.
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Framing GenAI as a battle between teachers and students is a red herring. Students and educators are on the same side. The real opposition are the data extraction firms and brokerages and their allies among the managerial class.
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Framing GenAI as a battle between teachers and students is a red herring. Students and educators are on the same side. The real opposition are the data extraction firms and brokerages and their allies among the managerial class.
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
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When your tattoo's an eel and it shows how you feel, that's a moray
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
When your tattoo's an eel and it shows how you feel, that's a moray
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*singing Fleetwood Mac style to the birds at my feeder*
"Little guys, yeah, you're just little guys. Liiiitttttle guuys, little, little guys..."
"Little guys, yeah, you're just little guys. Liiiitttttle guuys, little, little guys..."
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*singing Fleetwood Mac style to the birds at my feeder*
"Little guys, yeah, you're just little guys. Liiiitttttle guuys, little, little guys..."
"Little guys, yeah, you're just little guys. Liiiitttttle guuys, little, little guys..."
We created this directory on rock and roll
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We created this directory on rock and roll
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If I dont post, this bus will explode
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If I dont post, this bus will explode
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She was rare like an app that doesnt have a fuken AI feature
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
She was rare like an app that doesnt have a fuken AI feature
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It may've been torn down, or have crumbled in storm
It may have been plundered by masons
And all that remains on those vast sandy plains
Are two legs that once ruled over nations.
It may have been plundered by masons
And all that remains on those vast sandy plains
Are two legs that once ruled over nations.
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It may've been torn down, or have crumbled in storm
It may have been plundered by masons
And all that remains on those vast sandy plains
Are two legs that once ruled over nations.
It may have been plundered by masons
And all that remains on those vast sandy plains
Are two legs that once ruled over nations.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
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Black Friday Sale! Our 1,000-dimensional magic golden spheres[*] are discounted by a whopping 50%!
* Discounted 1,000-dimensional magic golden spheres are 99% the radius of normally priced spheres, which may result in a small decrease in magicness and total gold volume.
* Discounted 1,000-dimensional magic golden spheres are 99% the radius of normally priced spheres, which may result in a small decrease in magicness and total gold volume.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Black Friday Sale! Our 1,000-dimensional magic golden spheres[*] are discounted by a whopping 50%!
* Discounted 1,000-dimensional magic golden spheres are 99% the radius of normally priced spheres, which may result in a small decrease in magicness and total gold volume.
* Discounted 1,000-dimensional magic golden spheres are 99% the radius of normally priced spheres, which may result in a small decrease in magicness and total gold volume.
You want me to “doom scroll”? The thing that killed my level 20 rogue?
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You want me to “doom scroll”? The thing that killed my level 20 rogue?
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caramelize me like one of your french onions
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
caramelize me like one of your french onions
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imdb is short for im down bad
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keep going, or stuff i have to keep telling myself
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
keep going, or stuff i have to keep telling myself
Raw-dogging the 36-hour flight to the Tanhauser Gate.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Raw-dogging the 36-hour flight to the Tanhauser Gate.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
“Out the left window you can see some C-beams glittering–“
Not even interested.
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Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Pagliacci goes to the doctor for depression. Doctor says, "I've got just the thing: stop arguing with random assholes on the internet."
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
Pagliacci says, "But Doctor. You don't understand. *I* am just a random asshole on the internet"
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Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Me: I have two birds inside of me.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
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A huge, beautiful library of tessellated materials in biology!
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
HU
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A huge, beautiful library of tessellated materials in biology!
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
tessellated-materials.mpikg.mpg.de/collection
And an interview in Science with the creators of this library:
www.science.org/content/arti...
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When Lego hits your foot, cause you stepped on it, OOF, that's a $%&(@%)&@$%)*&
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When Lego hits your foot, cause you stepped on it, OOF, that's a $%&(@%)&@$%)*&
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