Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick
@samposnick.com
Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
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Behold! I have finished one (1) card! Surely I’ll end up making changes later to unify things but for now this black crowned crane as emperor is a good start.
There are some nice things about living outside of the city but ultimately, it is not for me. I was designed in a lab to live next to a convenience store.
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
There are some nice things about living outside of the city but ultimately, it is not for me. I was designed in a lab to live next to a convenience store.
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whoa! i am actually TOO familiar with your game, if anything. and i’m put off by it.
January 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
whoa! i am actually TOO familiar with your game, if anything. and i’m put off by it.
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Originally I was a copywriter but the industry blackballed me for pitching "How do you fuddruck?"
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Originally I was a copywriter but the industry blackballed me for pitching "How do you fuddruck?"
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
"How's life going for you lately?"
"Oh, well, you know, it's..."
"Oh, well, you know, it's..."
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
"How's life going for you lately?"
"Oh, well, you know, it's..."
"Oh, well, you know, it's..."
Same, same. I love the Olympics more than most people, but am extra jazzed for it this year.
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Same, same. I love the Olympics more than most people, but am extra jazzed for it this year.
They should just give you your prescription painkillers in a baggie if you can prove that you don't have any children at home.
January 15, 2026 at 12:13 AM
They should just give you your prescription painkillers in a baggie if you can prove that you don't have any children at home.
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Columbo arresting AI for murder
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Columbo arresting AI for murder
Things aren’t going so great for me.
But did you know you can fit Ben and Jerry’s ice cream right in the cupholders of a 2015 Prius V?
But did you know you can fit Ben and Jerry’s ice cream right in the cupholders of a 2015 Prius V?
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Things aren’t going so great for me.
But did you know you can fit Ben and Jerry’s ice cream right in the cupholders of a 2015 Prius V?
But did you know you can fit Ben and Jerry’s ice cream right in the cupholders of a 2015 Prius V?
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Veganuary is great because I feel really great, I put more effort into eating interesting stuff that tastes good, and it gets me in fighting shape for Febonlypizzauary.
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Veganuary is great because I feel really great, I put more effort into eating interesting stuff that tastes good, and it gets me in fighting shape for Febonlypizzauary.
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ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though
I sing this all the time still.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I sing this all the time still.
I feel seen.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I feel seen.
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I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals
Eating a suspiciously wet salad. Just putting this here in case my next post is “I have been poisoned.”
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Eating a suspiciously wet salad. Just putting this here in case my next post is “I have been poisoned.”
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rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
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When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
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Adding a few more forgotten ones to the thread here!
XII. The Hanged Man
XII. The Hanged Man
September 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Adding a few more forgotten ones to the thread here!
XII. The Hanged Man
XII. The Hanged Man
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These are so gorgeous and you should get one. Yes, you!
New prints up on my site (canada) and on inprnt (elsewhere)!!
aplante.com/shop/
www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
aplante.com/shop/
www.inprnt.com/gallery/apla...
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
These are so gorgeous and you should get one. Yes, you!
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Yokojiro (mascot for the town of Ochi, in Kochi Prefecture) is a Japanese white-eye bird with a cedar tree on his chest and a hat shaped like the local mountain. The flower in his teeth is a gift for his wife.
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Yokojiro (mascot for the town of Ochi, in Kochi Prefecture) is a Japanese white-eye bird with a cedar tree on his chest and a hat shaped like the local mountain. The flower in his teeth is a gift for his wife.
Look out folks, she's a real toughie!
January 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Look out folks, she's a real toughie!
Lol, that is definitely where these are coming from. That or she's somehow managing to peel apart one regular thickness sheet.
January 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Lol, that is definitely where these are coming from. That or she's somehow managing to peel apart one regular thickness sheet.