THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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The Far Side, near at hand
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Pinned
“Oh, boy, was that an ugly day. … Roy instantly took the bird in to be debeaked, all the way yelling, ‘Tit for tat! Tit for tat!’”
January 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Oh, boy, was that an ugly day. … Roy instantly took the bird in to be debeaked, all the way yelling, ‘Tit for tat! Tit for tat!’”
“Yes! Yes! That’s it! Just a little higher. … Ahhhhhhhhh …”
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“Yes! Yes! That’s it! Just a little higher. … Ahhhhhhhhh …”
“That does it, Sid! … You yell ‘tarantula’ one more time and you’re gonna be wearin’ this thing!”
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
“That does it, Sid! … You yell ‘tarantula’ one more time and you’re gonna be wearin’ this thing!”
“Excuse me, but the others sent me up here to ask you to please not roll around so much.”
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
“Excuse me, but the others sent me up here to ask you to please not roll around so much.”
Beverly Hills of the North Pole
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Beverly Hills of the North Pole
Iggy knew he was extremely lucky to get a room with a view.
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Iggy knew he was extremely lucky to get a room with a view.
“I knew it! I just knew it. ... ‘Shave and a Haircut’ was a lousy secret knock.”
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“I knew it! I just knew it. ... ‘Shave and a Haircut’ was a lousy secret knock.”
“Take a good, long look at this. … We don’t know what it is, but it’s the only part of the buffalo we don’t use.”
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Take a good, long look at this. … We don’t know what it is, but it’s the only part of the buffalo we don’t use.”
“In the wild, of course, they’d be natural enemies—but they do just fine together if you get ’em as pups.”
January 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“In the wild, of course, they’d be natural enemies—but they do just fine together if you get ’em as pups.”
“Wait a minute, Stan. … These are good hubcaps. If we don’t take ’em, it’s a cinch some other bears will.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
“Wait a minute, Stan. … These are good hubcaps. If we don’t take ’em, it’s a cinch some other bears will.”
Suddenly, the whole world blows up.
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Suddenly, the whole world blows up.
Centipede parking lots
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Centipede parking lots
March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.
“Now listen—will you please try to control yourself tonight? … I don’t want to see you goading some guy into crashing heads with you.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
“Now listen—will you please try to control yourself tonight? … I don’t want to see you goading some guy into crashing heads with you.”
“Well, why don’t you come up here and make me turn it down … or do you just talk big, fella?”
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“Well, why don’t you come up here and make me turn it down … or do you just talk big, fella?”
“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
“Well, this isn’t very promising.”
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Well, this isn’t very promising.”
“C’mon, Arlene. Just a few feet in and then we can stand.”
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“C’mon, Arlene. Just a few feet in and then we can stand.”
“A few cattle are going to stray off in the morning, and tomorrow night a stampede is planned around midnight. Look, I gotta
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
“A few cattle are going to stray off in the morning, and tomorrow night a stampede is planned around midnight. Look, I gotta
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”