THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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“In this dramatic turn of events, testimony against Mr. Pumpkineater is about to be given by his sister, Jeannie Jeannie Eatszucchini.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“In this dramatic turn of events, testimony against Mr. Pumpkineater is about to be given by his sister, Jeannie Jeannie Eatszucchini.”
“Well, I beg your pardon … but where I come from, it’s considered a compliment to let fly with a good trumpeting after dinner.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
“Well, I beg your pardon … but where I come from, it’s considered a compliment to let fly with a good trumpeting after dinner.”
“Now here comes the barbaric finale.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Now here comes the barbaric finale.”
“And another thing! … I want you to be more assertive! I’m tired of everyone calling you Alexander the Pretty-Good!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“And another thing! … I want you to be more assertive! I’m tired of everyone calling you Alexander the Pretty-Good!”
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Dang! The radio’s been ripped off again.”
“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“Hey, look ... you knew when you married me that I was a nonworking breed.”
“This ain’t gonna look good on our report, Leroy.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“This ain’t gonna look good on our report, Leroy.”
“Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I’m supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to
the other side?”
the other side?”
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I’m supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to
the other side?”
the other side?”
“Now this is our dead beetle room, and some of these babies are 50 times an ant’s body weight. … ’Course, we’ll want to start you out on dried ladybugs.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Now this is our dead beetle room, and some of these babies are 50 times an ant’s body weight. … ’Course, we’ll want to start you out on dried ladybugs.”
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bombardier beetles at home
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
Night of the Robin
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Night of the Robin
Sorry y'all, I just moved across the country so apologies for the month or so of no Far Side. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sorry y'all, I just moved across the country so apologies for the month or so of no Far Side. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
“And one final warning before we begin the exam—any stray eyeballs will be immediately thumped.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“And one final warning before we begin the exam—any stray eyeballs will be immediately thumped.”
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.