zaratustra
@zaratustra.bsky.social
the cool thing about being an adult is that more and more people get angry at you, not because of something *you* did, but because of something *somebody else* did and apparently you're some sort of necessary relay on this anger-passing chain
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
the cool thing about being an adult is that more and more people get angry at you, not because of something *you* did, but because of something *somebody else* did and apparently you're some sort of necessary relay on this anger-passing chain
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AIGO
ANYTHING IN -> GARBAGE OUT
ANYTHING IN -> GARBAGE OUT
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
AIGO
ANYTHING IN -> GARBAGE OUT
ANYTHING IN -> GARBAGE OUT
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Make your own cubehead here: picrew.me/en/image_mak...
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Make your own cubehead here: picrew.me/en/image_mak...
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slurpy, title screen, colecovision (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/158357/...
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
slurpy, title screen, colecovision (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/158357/...
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show me the fastest AI you have and I can draw faster. I still use the same amount of water, though
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
show me the fastest AI you have and I can draw faster. I still use the same amount of water, though
don't fall to gatekeeping. if you're making a sincere effort to set things on fire, you're already an arsonist
how many fires do you have to set before you're officially an arsonist? just curious
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
don't fall to gatekeeping. if you're making a sincere effort to set things on fire, you're already an arsonist
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the ancient egyptians made three disastrous attempts at building a huge cube
March 29, 2024 at 8:57 AM
the ancient egyptians made three disastrous attempts at building a huge cube
well mummies are basically a bag of poutpourri
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
well mummies are basically a bag of poutpourri
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I put the rabbit in Doom.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I put the rabbit in Doom.
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they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they are removing a big australian beach christmas artwork from redfern station (a huge train station) because it's ai garbage. kangaroos have koala heads and some animals have missing limbs and one of them is WEARING A BRA
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
rich people have lost all fear
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
rich people have lost all fear
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Hey all, do I have any UK based concept artists following me (or who knows anyone) who would be up for a long term 22 month contract working on Dragonwilds at Jagex? Remote with a very occasional day in office in Cambridge. Development experience and fantasy genre work is a must. Mid level role.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hey all, do I have any UK based concept artists following me (or who knows anyone) who would be up for a long term 22 month contract working on Dragonwilds at Jagex? Remote with a very occasional day in office in Cambridge. Development experience and fantasy genre work is a must. Mid level role.
you gringos better settle down cause this is the best appellation you're getting
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
you gringos better settle down cause this is the best appellation you're getting
if i had a nickel every time the CIA training an agent from afghanistan spectacularly backfired i'd have at least two nickels
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
if i had a nickel every time the CIA training an agent from afghanistan spectacularly backfired i'd have at least two nickels
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lets fucking go
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
lets fucking go
every new pope on their first week: i'm gonna fight for the poor. the class war starts here
every new pope for the rest of their tenure: i would like to clarify that the catholic church is still against humans marrying horses. that is still in the bible. okay bye
every new pope for the rest of their tenure: i would like to clarify that the catholic church is still against humans marrying horses. that is still in the bible. okay bye
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
every new pope on their first week: i'm gonna fight for the poor. the class war starts here
every new pope for the rest of their tenure: i would like to clarify that the catholic church is still against humans marrying horses. that is still in the bible. okay bye
every new pope for the rest of their tenure: i would like to clarify that the catholic church is still against humans marrying horses. that is still in the bible. okay bye
6yo: "YOU CAN EVOLVE INTO BALDI??"
evolution, screenshot, apple II (1982) www.mobygames.com/game/7597/ev...
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
6yo: "YOU CAN EVOLVE INTO BALDI??"
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
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My favorite game protagonists who stuck in a never ending loop.
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My favorite game protagonists who stuck in a never ending loop.
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
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LRT reminded me of that oral history piece on the films of thomas vinterberg
![excerpt from an interview with thomas vinterberg:
Thomas Vinterberg:We created five, five or six clones of Claire [Danes, for It's All About Love]. In the end we only used two of them, and so most of the time we had these three, barely human, almost like puppydogs really, because we didn't bother implanting memories or anything, and so they were just lolling around the set...
They were actually very quiet, very peaceful.
And although I was worried about what we were going to do with them, it turned out that Claire was really, really good at getting rid of them. Absolutely uncanny. I mean, they say you should never trust anyone who says "I know how to get rid of a body," (laughing), but she was a real professional. I think she kept one of them, though. But I'm not sure what she uses it for, I haven't seen it in years. And that's a fact.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3jmsyyn5m47buyzcuam4xhva/bafkreiezrkkz2f2zvvvcdcjvgp5mjh2krpbhfl2nzpzphwl44eva7drupi@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
LRT reminded me of that oral history piece on the films of thomas vinterberg
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STRANGER THINGS FINALE LEAKED SPOILERS
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN: it took ten years but we finally defeated the 1980s!
FINN WOLFHARD: I'm going to live with my uncle in Bel-Air.
DAVID HARBOUR: [visible in bg climbing trees, trying to initiate emotional affair with a bird-of-paradise that got onto the set]
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN: it took ten years but we finally defeated the 1980s!
FINN WOLFHARD: I'm going to live with my uncle in Bel-Air.
DAVID HARBOUR: [visible in bg climbing trees, trying to initiate emotional affair with a bird-of-paradise that got onto the set]
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
STRANGER THINGS FINALE LEAKED SPOILERS
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN: it took ten years but we finally defeated the 1980s!
FINN WOLFHARD: I'm going to live with my uncle in Bel-Air.
DAVID HARBOUR: [visible in bg climbing trees, trying to initiate emotional affair with a bird-of-paradise that got onto the set]
MILLIE BOBBY BROWN: it took ten years but we finally defeated the 1980s!
FINN WOLFHARD: I'm going to live with my uncle in Bel-Air.
DAVID HARBOUR: [visible in bg climbing trees, trying to initiate emotional affair with a bird-of-paradise that got onto the set]