November Kelly
@postoctobrist.bsky.social
podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors available wherever podcasts are sold
had kind of a miserable day today so bluesky gets the before and after of the rave I went to on the weekend
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
had kind of a miserable day today so bluesky gets the before and after of the rave I went to on the weekend
here’s my favourite photo I’ve taken recently
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
here’s my favourite photo I’ve taken recently
just learned that General Frederick ‘Boy’ Browning - Dirk Bogarde’s character in A Bridge Too Far - was married to Daphne du Maurier, and therefore might be forgiven for a distracted planning of Operation Market Garden due to some problems at home
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
just learned that General Frederick ‘Boy’ Browning - Dirk Bogarde’s character in A Bridge Too Far - was married to Daphne du Maurier, and therefore might be forgiven for a distracted planning of Operation Market Garden due to some problems at home
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regret to say I took what I consider to be quite a good selfie entirely by accident in this changing room
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
regret to say I took what I consider to be quite a good selfie entirely by accident in this changing room
I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m enjoying Pluribus a lot but if I wanted to be cruel about it I would describe it as The Good Place for people who made a point of staying on Twitter and not going to Bluesky
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Anecdotal, but in June a pal returned from Glastonbury and Wimbledon, comically sunburned from both. "Ha!" I said, "remember when we were kids, every year it was mudbaths at the main stage and rain-stopped play on centrecourt? That was the *whole* deal with both those things- oh right jesus fuck".
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Anecdotal, but in June a pal returned from Glastonbury and Wimbledon, comically sunburned from both. "Ha!" I said, "remember when we were kids, every year it was mudbaths at the main stage and rain-stopped play on centrecourt? That was the *whole* deal with both those things- oh right jesus fuck".
I don’t think everyone who overheard me liked it but I saw this and went ‘incredibly unfair for me to encounter this at a time in my life when I’m not dating a trans man’
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don’t think everyone who overheard me liked it but I saw this and went ‘incredibly unfair for me to encounter this at a time in my life when I’m not dating a trans man’
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I met a celebrity today
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I met a celebrity today
I could never leave tumblr
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I could never leave tumblr
everyone shut the fuck up I’m cooking something
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
everyone shut the fuck up I’m cooking something
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we went to philadelphia (chip shop) to make an important announcement
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM NOVA AND ROZ
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
we went to philadelphia (chip shop) to make an important announcement
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRL4...
no just the regular kind of diopter is fine for me thanks
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
no just the regular kind of diopter is fine for me thanks
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guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes
August 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes
love this website, missed it a lot
How much does Putin pay you to post this shit?
think I found Keir Starmer in the latest Warno announcements
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
love this website, missed it a lot
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been getting a lot of hatred directed online for my attempt to start the worlds first queer owned and operated mercenary outfit
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
been getting a lot of hatred directed online for my attempt to start the worlds first queer owned and operated mercenary outfit
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Jealousy is a disease bitch get well soon *suddenly very serious and earnest* and remember your sisters share your plight even when it is invisible or inconvenient to you
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Jealousy is a disease bitch get well soon *suddenly very serious and earnest* and remember your sisters share your plight even when it is invisible or inconvenient to you
[interrupting couple covered in blood from evil knife sex] hey so I have to open a lot of packages cause I keep ordering stuff off the internet and my keys don’t really work on tape so do you have any recommendations
i need to find the knife women so i can find out what the good knives are
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[interrupting couple covered in blood from evil knife sex] hey so I have to open a lot of packages cause I keep ordering stuff off the internet and my keys don’t really work on tape so do you have any recommendations
the other thing keeping me on Twitter is that I’m now running a group chat of 150 feral trans women and they don’t let you do that on here
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the other thing keeping me on Twitter is that I’m now running a group chat of 150 feral trans women and they don’t let you do that on here
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lot more evil women posting photos of knives on this site than I remember and you all had the temerity to tell me that it’s *worse*?
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
lot more evil women posting photos of knives on this site than I remember and you all had the temerity to tell me that it’s *worse*?