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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · Aug 12

Posse Comitatus 🤝 Funky Cold Medina

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5d

National Guard deploying in Chicago need to take a long hard look in The Bean

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Pang OfFearnity @bough.cloud · 4d

you are more than your weakest ligament

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d

Do you want a nude rug? Hi, Huey Lewis here for Beige Direct.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4d

Commercial where they give Trump a Snickers bar and he turns into Obama

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d

yet another treasonous far left media figure looking the other way as criminal antifa mobs loiter in the streets of our once great cities....

hefty white cat Seven looking away from a small crowd of people who are standing in the road for some reason

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

If humans squirted blood from their eyes when they felt threatened like the horned lizard, can you imagine what it would look like around here right now?

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 1d

Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

if you tell me that it's even remotely possible to "slur" a computer, i will make it my life's goal to put you in a toilet

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lenora frigid @lenorajoon.bsky.social · 3d

everything I have comes From Somebody. down to the damn potatoes. thinking about the world this way feels good man I don't know why people resist it

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 13h

in the mid 21st century every device from toaster to television to phone to defibrillator and every electronic message transmitted thereon was controlled by a wet man with a hole in his brain who was only capable of understanding anything in terms of “antichrists.”

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · Jan 10

the fundamental problem of civilization is that humanity's highest calling is Hanging Out With Friends, but a small minority of humans are maniacally driven to control everyone else because no one wants to hang out with them

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · May 1

Describing someone i dislike as a 'hot sip of piss'

E.g: well arent you just a hot sip of piss

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 4

My aunts friend found the princess diana fanfic i wrote where she gets diarrhea

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ELLEN RE: GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 2d

a gangbang is just the universe experiencing itself

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jul 22

My neighbour Balthuk: Devourer of the Carrion that is Man told me this morning that the world of man is a rancid glut of sin that no devil could match and honestly he's not wrong.