Rebecca
@libertyunderpants.bsky.social
A turtle and a dog and cheese.
She/her
She/her
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who says I can't put croutons on my spaghetti
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
who says I can't put croutons on my spaghetti
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i can’t stop picturing a scenario where stevie nicks watches the scene where gandalf jumps onto an eagle and she gets soooo fucking jelly
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i can’t stop picturing a scenario where stevie nicks watches the scene where gandalf jumps onto an eagle and she gets soooo fucking jelly
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Got my pup back 🐶 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Got my pup back 🐶 🥰
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"Gonna call this one a sperm whale" some pervert, probably.
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Gonna call this one a sperm whale" some pervert, probably.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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We need to verb more nouns. Like “Sorry I can’t go to your party I’m baked beansing that night.” Or “I totally cunted my way through that job interview.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
We need to verb more nouns. Like “Sorry I can’t go to your party I’m baked beansing that night.” Or “I totally cunted my way through that job interview.”
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I love a good soup joke. Pho real
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I love a good soup joke. Pho real
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My sage smudges turned out kinda cute
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My sage smudges turned out kinda cute
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a bra made of the guys who hold up the planets. the titans. or should i say, the tittyans
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
a bra made of the guys who hold up the planets. the titans. or should i say, the tittyans
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i can't handle this
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i can't handle this
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If an alien ever abducted me I feel like I'd get the one that's bad at their job
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If an alien ever abducted me I feel like I'd get the one that's bad at their job
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life gets real simpler following these 3 rules
be cool
to everyone
all of the time
be cool
to everyone
all of the time
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
life gets real simpler following these 3 rules
be cool
to everyone
all of the time
be cool
to everyone
all of the time
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when Mother says your name, but has no treats?
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
when Mother says your name, but has no treats?
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is it a rule that vampires have to be in human form? never like a dolphin or something
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
is it a rule that vampires have to be in human form? never like a dolphin or something
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kinda crazy how it’s acceptable to eat your twin as long as it’s in utero
December 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
kinda crazy how it’s acceptable to eat your twin as long as it’s in utero
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But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
But how do you tell an alligator you want to see them right away
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the Peabody Award. the award for peeing out of your body
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
the Peabody Award. the award for peeing out of your body
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the gremlins wouldn’t put up with this shit
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
the gremlins wouldn’t put up with this shit
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if santa sent a small elf to move around my house and spy on me- i would beat it with hammers
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
if santa sent a small elf to move around my house and spy on me- i would beat it with hammers
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woke up early, went back to sleep on the couch, and then woke up to this face
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
woke up early, went back to sleep on the couch, and then woke up to this face
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Reading your fortune in the cat litter tray like tea leaves
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Reading your fortune in the cat litter tray like tea leaves
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Tom Waits turns 76 Sunday. Don't be late to the party because as we all know, Tom Waits for no one.
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Tom Waits turns 76 Sunday. Don't be late to the party because as we all know, Tom Waits for no one.
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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