lenora frigid
@lenorajoon.bsky.social
though I respect that a lot, I'd be fired if that were my job
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lenora frigid
@lenorajoon.bsky.social
· Nov 21
(second verse same as the first, a little bit older and a little more terse)
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life hack: out smart your self
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
life hack: out smart your self
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What if David Lynch had married Lydia Lunch and became David Lunch
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What if David Lynch had married Lydia Lunch and became David Lunch
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A1344
Origin
of tears
and sighs.
Origin
of tears
and sighs.
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A1344
Origin
of tears
and sighs.
Origin
of tears
and sighs.
forgot to eat anything all day and just reheated and consumed like 2.5 servings of cabbage and lentil soup standing directly over the stove
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
forgot to eat anything all day and just reheated and consumed like 2.5 servings of cabbage and lentil soup standing directly over the stove
gentlemen. ladies. does anyone want to have a couple kids, participate in a revival of new england transcendentalism and take on the project of expanding and reforming public education together
doing the "accepting that I am aging by looking at pictures of susan sarandon and goldie hawn" bit from bridget jones's diary only it's "mary tyler peabody was still older than me when she married horace mann"
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
gentlemen. ladies. does anyone want to have a couple kids, participate in a revival of new england transcendentalism and take on the project of expanding and reforming public education together
doing the "accepting that I am aging by looking at pictures of susan sarandon and goldie hawn" bit from bridget jones's diary only it's "mary tyler peabody was still older than me when she married horace mann"
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
doing the "accepting that I am aging by looking at pictures of susan sarandon and goldie hawn" bit from bridget jones's diary only it's "mary tyler peabody was still older than me when she married horace mann"
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need the fruit rollup treatment
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
need the fruit rollup treatment
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D659.3
Transformation
to show displeasure.
Transformation
to show displeasure.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
D659.3
Transformation
to show displeasure.
Transformation
to show displeasure.
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computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
friend who has been dealing with a herniated disc for like two weeks and insistently acting "fine" about it finally opened the gates by asking for task help thank GOODNESS
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
friend who has been dealing with a herniated disc for like two weeks and insistently acting "fine" about it finally opened the gates by asking for task help thank GOODNESS
hey does anybody know where the fuck I put literally every colored pencil the museum owns. just wondering
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
hey does anybody know where the fuck I put literally every colored pencil the museum owns. just wondering
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We are not worthy so much
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We are not worthy so much
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Who dost bid thy faithful people cleanse their hearts, and prepare with joy for the Paschal feast;
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Who dost bid thy faithful people cleanse their hearts, and prepare with joy for the Paschal feast;
first christmas lit semi of the season just rolled by down the state route blaring "feliz navidad"
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
first christmas lit semi of the season just rolled by down the state route blaring "feliz navidad"
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Interviewer: one more
Whitney Houston: we’ve been doing this for a while, I’d kind of like to move on
Interviewer: one more, real quick; Gertrude Stein
Whitney Houston: yes.
Interviewer: just incredible.
Whitney Houston: we’ve been doing this for a while, I’d kind of like to move on
Interviewer: one more, real quick; Gertrude Stein
Whitney Houston: yes.
Interviewer: just incredible.
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Interviewer: one more
Whitney Houston: we’ve been doing this for a while, I’d kind of like to move on
Interviewer: one more, real quick; Gertrude Stein
Whitney Houston: yes.
Interviewer: just incredible.
Whitney Houston: we’ve been doing this for a while, I’d kind of like to move on
Interviewer: one more, real quick; Gertrude Stein
Whitney Houston: yes.
Interviewer: just incredible.
oqlf & franglais rules came up in conversation was reminded of this exchange from Several years ago. language is a living document
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
oqlf & franglais rules came up in conversation was reminded of this exchange from Several years ago. language is a living document
this is a reminder to myself, later, to hit the gerlands on the high fixtures before I change out of my jeans and boots
'tis the season: I am once again climbing a six foot ladder in heels to fuck around with the lights
dried my hair straight and center parted it so I can pin it into a faux bob for twenties candlelight tour tonight and it feels and looks Terrible. why do the youth do this
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
this is a reminder to myself, later, to hit the gerlands on the high fixtures before I change out of my jeans and boots
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"Skill issue" is so mean. Like, yes! That's my problem!
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Skill issue" is so mean. Like, yes! That's my problem!
'tis the season: I am once again climbing a six foot ladder in heels to fuck around with the lights
dried my hair straight and center parted it so I can pin it into a faux bob for twenties candlelight tour tonight and it feels and looks Terrible. why do the youth do this
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
'tis the season: I am once again climbing a six foot ladder in heels to fuck around with the lights
dried my hair straight and center parted it so I can pin it into a faux bob for twenties candlelight tour tonight and it feels and looks Terrible. why do the youth do this
December 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
dried my hair straight and center parted it so I can pin it into a faux bob for twenties candlelight tour tonight and it feels and looks Terrible. why do the youth do this
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A1234.3
Spontaneous generation.
Spontaneous generation.
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A1234.3
Spontaneous generation.
Spontaneous generation.
this is not what I need to hear rn, stars robot
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this is not what I need to hear rn, stars robot
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(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks
December 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM
(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks
come on come on come ON
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
come on come on come ON