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Kristin Myrtle

@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social

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(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes) she/her born in a cornfield raised by a dandelion 🪷🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 crochet artist 🧶 find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 2d

Karen Carpenter wasn't even real guys. She was just a piece of gossamer, she was a fragrant phantom, a piece of delicate fabric stitched together from all our silly hopes and dreams of the 70s.

She was too precious for this world

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 5h

That's A LOT of white rural americans

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 5h

Chills

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 6h

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 28d

Just give me a moment with the sound of the rain.

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 5h

Why is it that the uncool become cool because they don't give a fuck about being cool?

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 5h

He sucks the soul right out of your body

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 1d

I need someone to throw away a couch that's better than our couch.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 6h

Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 8h

Had a sweet dream. You were in it. 😊

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

kpop little house on the prairie

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 7h

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 7h

taking out my brain and giving it a bath

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

Does anyone have a No Fear sweater from the 90s that I can have?

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

kpop swamp people

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8h

I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

kpop spenser for hire

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

kpop return to mayberry

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

i can't be your second best

close but not your favorite

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
For if I die before I wake
I pray the third Paul Blart they make.

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 15h

kpop cajun pawn stars

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h

kpop ice road truckers

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h

'I want to believe' is such a beautiful sentence

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h

Does anyone know what happened to Mulder's sister?

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 16h

cats are little angels taken from heaven and put on earth if you think about it

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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 12d

showering is so much work. i just want to get on a conveyer belt and roll through a shower tunnel with disco lighting and zero thoughts in brain. i want to be a car.

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 16h

The guy was pretty cool too