Kristin Myrtle
@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her
just a waitress.
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crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
she/her
just a waitress.
🪷🇵🇸❤️🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
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Oh, and I rush to the start
tell me you love me
come back and haunt me
come back and haunt me
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh, and I rush to the start
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Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
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I like a lot of really good music and I love the sound of things like wind coming up through the trees or rainstorms rolling up a hillside, but the best sound I’ve ever heard is my child laughing with their friends.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I like a lot of really good music and I love the sound of things like wind coming up through the trees or rainstorms rolling up a hillside, but the best sound I’ve ever heard is my child laughing with their friends.
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You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
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not scientific but i think there is a relationship between happiness and turning off push notifications
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
not scientific but i think there is a relationship between happiness and turning off push notifications
Come over and watch The X-Files and rub my butt?
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Come over and watch The X-Files and rub my butt?
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If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would simply invent the internet
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If I were on Little House on the Prairie, I would simply invent the internet
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Pouring our souls through our sounds, scenes, colors, fabrics, brushes, and pens. Sometimes, a slow drip. Sometimes, a steady flow. Sometimes, shaking and pounding at every angle to try to get anything out, flustered and forgetting the full glasses from yesterdays are sitting on the counter.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Pouring our souls through our sounds, scenes, colors, fabrics, brushes, and pens. Sometimes, a slow drip. Sometimes, a steady flow. Sometimes, shaking and pounding at every angle to try to get anything out, flustered and forgetting the full glasses from yesterdays are sitting on the counter.
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I’m not perfect but this rack is
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m not perfect but this rack is
tell me you love me
come back and haunt me
come back and haunt me
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
tell me you love me
come back and haunt me
come back and haunt me
take me back to the start
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
take me back to the start
the highway won't hold you tonight
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the highway won't hold you tonight
Talking about my strengths has always been one of my strengths
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Talking about my strengths has always been one of my strengths
i want to be
the one he wants
the one he wants and can't have
the one he wants
the one he wants and can't have
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i want to be
the one he wants
the one he wants and can't have
the one he wants
the one he wants and can't have
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The Grinch stole my virginity?
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Grinch stole my virginity?
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The little fish wanted to know what the world outside the aquarium was like and decided to try astral projection.
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The little fish wanted to know what the world outside the aquarium was like and decided to try astral projection.
Him: We could climb a mountain!
Her: Oh that sounds nice.
Him: We could swim the sea!
Her: Lovely!
Him: We could jump into the fire!
Her: Wait. What?!
Her: Oh that sounds nice.
Him: We could swim the sea!
Her: Lovely!
Him: We could jump into the fire!
Her: Wait. What?!
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Him: We could climb a mountain!
Her: Oh that sounds nice.
Him: We could swim the sea!
Her: Lovely!
Him: We could jump into the fire!
Her: Wait. What?!
Her: Oh that sounds nice.
Him: We could swim the sea!
Her: Lovely!
Him: We could jump into the fire!
Her: Wait. What?!
I think hell is just walking down a walmart aisle that never ends
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think hell is just walking down a walmart aisle that never ends
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Does it come in cool ranch edition
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Does it come in cool ranch edition
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
Mulder on the knuckles of one hand
Scully on the other
Scully on the other
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Mulder on the knuckles of one hand
Scully on the other
Scully on the other
a tattoo of a heart with the name Mulder is that dorky?
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
a tattoo of a heart with the name Mulder is that dorky?
There is no one like Courtney Love
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
There is no one like Courtney Love
and the sky was all violet
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
and the sky was all violet