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Kristin Myrtle
@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
570 followers 280 following 3.5K posts
(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes)
she/her

just a waitress.

🪷🇵🇸❤️‍🔥
crochet artist 🧶
find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle
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Without downloading new pics whats it like dating you?

(I'm just over here constantly making Andy Daly references that nobody gets)
Andy Daly is looking into the camera over the top of his glasses with a knowing expression of his face. He hair is slicked back and highly styled. There is a phone number and it reads: 555-COME-ON-NOW
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 AM
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, share what its like dating you:

(Omg I have been waiting to use this meme for something lmao)
An elderly lady in a green shirt and a fun broach is looking at a computer screen, she is about to read a question from an internet user. She is saying: The next question is HerpaDerpaDumDum
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Bruh 😭
The sun sets over The California Delta 🌄🏞
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Hmm I think maybe this missed connection is about making 'snow angels' in horse shit but maybe I'm reading it wrong lmao

'you were like no woman that I had ever met' hits so hard omg
A Craigslist missed connection that reads: Snow angel (Pilot Hill) You had fallen over in the Cool community horse stables and decided to make “snow” angels. I came by and offered to help you and I started making them too. We joked that we might never get the smell out. You were like no woman that I had ever met.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
This episode 💔😭
Beverly La Salle (played by Lori Shannon) and Edith Bunker are perusing the pages of a book
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I love her 🩷
A stack of books by Ottessa Moshfegh
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Lyrics from a song: And I try to go on dates But none of them are you None of them are you
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(still listening honestly!)
The cover of The Lonesome Crowded West by Modest Mouse
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
kristinmyrtle.bsky.social
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

(lmao I love it)
TenTa-Nehisi Coates looking befuddled with his hand on his head saying 'Was silence not an option?'
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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A lifetime ago... maybe 2010 or 2011
A girl stands under a red light
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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All 3 together!!!
3 cats lay in front of a window on a bed with a colorful blanket 3 cats sit looking out a window
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I must make soft beautiful things in this sharp and harsh world!!! #crochet
An elaborate granny square with a sweet flower center and some 3 dimensional leaves
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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sometimes pam is me
Pam from The Office saying 'I just sort of blinked and, six years went by'
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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This is so iconic I LOVE Summer Walker ❤️❤️❤️
Summer Walker's upcoming new album 'Finally Over It' the cover features Summer Walker is an elaborate wedding gown, she is holding a bouquet of flowers in one hand and she has her other hand on the shoulder of the Groom. He is an old white man in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses and smiling proudly. There are rose petals floating in the air around them
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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We can work hard AND have fun ❤️
2 redheads pose for a selfie with a busy kitchen behind them. One has her tongue out and the other is holding a cup of coffee
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Has anyone ever played a keytar and a melodica at the same time?? What would happen??

Ok maybe it's not technically possible. Does the melodica have on of those neck straps like a harmonica??
Bridgit Mendler playing a keytar on stage in 2014 Jon Batiste playing his iconic melodica
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Me and Opal ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Serious question
It says 'Can you be haunted be a dick?' in that iconic Mamdani font
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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So dumb
It says 'Mulder and Scully 4 Eva' in that iconic Mamdani font
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Dumb lol
It says: 'Harry Styles is Better than The Beatles' in that iconic Mamdani font
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Mandy please :) ❤️
Nicolas Cage grinning maniacally in Panos Cosmatos' masterpiece Mandy. He is covered in blood and gore
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Seriously this is a perfect meal. I want to know who was the first person that dipped a grilled cheese into tomato soup because they were smart as fuck
A meal is set on a kitchen table. A cup of homemade tomato soup sits on a saucer with a spoon, there is a hint of crema just under the surface of the soup and next to it is a grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally on a pretty pale blue plate
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Finished! I love it :)
A colorful crocheted blanket lays atop some green grass The same crocheted blanket draped over a picnic table in the sunshine
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The biggest supporter of my silly art 🩷
a plump orange cat lounges upon some colorful crocheted granny squares
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I have to make beautiful things
A colorful crocheted granny square. 5 rounds of color separated by bold black dashes. Yellow is in the center followed by green, then turquoise, a dark peach and bright magenta
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM