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wil 🦇
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they/them, ceo of Hug House 🏠, podcast marketing guy at Tink Media 🧚🏻

⚡Creator, showrunner, head writer, and editor of VALENCE
👽Creator, showrunner, host, and editor of Nevermophed
🐉Host and editor of How to Act Fereldan
🪱and someone of something else soon
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wil 🦇 @itswil.bsky.social · Mar 20
if you have never read the #animorphs books please join me in reading them for the first time. i cannot express to you how good these books are and also how horrifically relevant they are to our current repulsive political times. i am not fucking around. hughouse.productions/podcasts/nev...
Nevermorphed
Wil, a 31-year-old nonbinary war-hating weirdo who loves unsettling media, reads all 54 Animorphs books for the first time. You are welcome for podcast art that isn’t them slowly turning into…
hughouse.productions
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1milliondollars.bsky.social
new vegas review
now this here's mr. newww vegas. a courier recently left goodsprings and has been fucking *everybody's* money up. the NCR's blamed him for that big whoopsy-do at helios one, the legion's lost about 230 men just finding him on the road, and the strip wants his head cause, well shucks folks, he bets like a fink. but doesn't primm just love him. let's wish him well, how about it? this news was brought to you by ultra-luxe. ultra-luxe: "we got the only remaining copy of monogatari" alright, next up is a classic. 🎺 🎺! 🎺~~~🎺!!! yippie yayyyyy / put that stuff in my ass cause im gayyy 🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼🎸🎼 i'm on grailed / lowballing virgil abloh (virgil abloh!!)
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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mattbarnthouse.bsky.social
Every Black Friday I take the time to read what is perhaps my favorite piece in the history of online media— @jonbois.bsky.social on RadioShack’s slow, painful death.

www.sbnation.com/2014/11/26/7...
A eulogy for RadioShack, the panicked and half-dead retail empire
This may very well be RadioShack’s final holiday season. Jon, a former employee, looks back on a strange, craven, five thousand-fingered strip-mall monster from a forgotten age.
www.sbnation.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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kattenbarge.bsky.social
My fiancée’s family has the most wonderful post-Thanksgiving tradition I lovingly refer to as the pastrami pile
The extra large pastrami sandwich from Harold’s New York Deli in Edison. It’s about the size of two babies in its towering glory. The meat is comically balanced between two slices of rye bread with American flag toothpicks and served with an entire loaf of rye on the side, along with stone ground mustard and coleslaw The extra large pastrami sandwich from Harold’s New York Deli in Edison, with a fork held in front of it for scale
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
It's Sky!
sarahmargs.bsky.social sarah margaret 🍂 @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 12h
welcome to pages 6-7 of bladelands (feel free to make your 6-7 comments now)
and the return of a familiar face!
Ari: The pun.. the punish... p... the p... the pun?!?!? Elf: You'd better think fast, stranger. A young man with long blonde hair and a scar across his face appears, partially obscured behind some trees. It is immediately apparent who he is. Sky: Zerra! Zerra, what's going on over there? The elf, Zerra: Sky! I told you to stay hwere it was safe while I made sure- Sky: Come now, it's my anni... versary. Sky and Ari lock eyes for the first time. Ari, shocked and in tears: Sk... Sky? Sky tears up also. Sky: hhh. heh. it's... it's Ari. He breaks into a run, going to sweep Ari into a hug. Sky: IT'S ARI! Zerra: Uh, who? They embrace. Sky: It's Ari. It's Ari. It's Ari. Ari: It's me? it's YOU! How are you even real? How are you alive? You were gone. You were dead. Sky pulls back to get a good look at him. Sky: Gone? Yes. Dead? Not just yet. Ari, don't you know where we are? It's the bladelands. It's real, Ari. It's all real. Always has been. Just like I thought. Gods, you look so well. So young! Other than the scruff, you look just the same. Ari: Heh, I guess. I dunno. But this does explain her. He waves awkwardly at Zerra. Her elf ears assume an expression that resembles someone cocking their eyebrows. Ari: If we're in the bladelands, that's why there's an elf.
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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colton-armstrong.bsky.social
I keep seeing people trying to play down the payment processor situation, saying it's only the extreme NSFW accounts getting sacked.

Well. One of the cutest SFW furry artist got banned from PayPal. What more proof do y'all need that we need to keep fighting the good fight?

Also go support Nakufin.
nakufin.bsky.social Blu! @nakufin.bsky.social · 18h
I'm devastated, if I don't find an alternative that works with argentinians I'm contemplating the worst, I can't do regular jobs, art was my job for around 15 years
I don't do nsfw even when people insist me to
my life was already crumbling and now I don't know what to do
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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kimkelly.bsky.social
with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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senabryer.com
Potion seller, it is Black Friday and I need your most discounted potions
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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cait.bsky.social
EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
Joe's Crazzy Critters • Follow I'm happy to report that Charles the alligator, received his two week checkup today, and we are all smiling!... See more [alligator smiling]
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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johnmoe.bsky.social
Beecher’s mac and cheese is so much better than any other mac and cheese that it’s not fair. It’s not even the same sort of food.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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itswil.bsky.social
was once stoned as hell trying to search chris flemings "boba manifesto" on youtube on a docked switch. husband was like "ummm do you want me to do that for you" and i was so insulted until i saw that in the search bar i had taken very long to just write

"borba"
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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starplanes.bsky.social
Today I am thankful for all the friends in my phone 🥰
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
itswil.bsky.social
yesterday i heard a remix of sleepyhead by passion pit playing in the old navy. i dont think we need to be doing that. and i dont think we need to be putting it in the old navy
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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shakeenz.bsky.social
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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schub.es
Green Eggs and Ham
2 Green Eggs 2 Ham
Green Eggs and Ham: Tokyo Drift
Green Eggs, Ham
Green Eggs Five
Green Eggs & Ham 6
Ham 7
I 8 Green Eggs and Ham
GE9
Green Eggs X
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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iamspacegirl.bsky.social
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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itswil.bsky.social
have you watched your Hundreds of Beavers yet today? it's the Hundreds of Beavers Day tradition
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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itswil.bsky.social
happy Hundreds of Beavers day. it's the day when we all watch Hundreds of Beavers
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
itswil.bsky.social
us with ordering breakfast and watching Hundreds of Beavers
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · 1d
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
itswil.bsky.social
remember that time stanley tucci went "😮‍💨😒🫩🙄" during the oscars for his best supporting actor nom for the lovely bones
youtu.be/j-ZEeYcSb6M?...
Christoph Waltz Wins Supporting Actor: 2010 Oscars
YouTube video by Oscars
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
itswil.bsky.social
hey a lot of folks are making jokes about needing to be drunk or stoned or go have a breakdown in the bathroom during thanksgiving because your family makes you insane. just wanted to let you know that's not normal and you can stop talking to them or going to holidays if you want. its not illegal
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
I am thankful for bladelands
sarahmargs.bsky.social sarah margaret 🍂 @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 6d
This is the thread for my minicomic, Into the Bladelands! I will be posting updates of anywhere from 2-4 pages here, hopefully to be finished before the end of the year.

Sky disappears. Ari gets left behind. Five years later, the door to the Bladelands opens again.
Into the Bladelans cover Ari (vo): When I was sixteen, my best friend disappeared. We grew up together in the woods between our houses. Sky could have fun no matter what. Sky: Pick up your sword and fith me like a man! Ari: Wait for me! Ari (vo): My favorite thing to do was just live in his world. Bully: Whatcha drawin, faggots? The map to your honeymoon? Sky punches him. Later, Ari tends to his wounds. Sky: You probably think I'm really stupid. Ari: I just think you're really brave. They kiss. Sky: We can't tell anyone about this, okay? Ari: Yeah, of course. A couple years pass. Sky and Ari are looking at the stars. Sky: Y'know, I think about it all the time. Ari: What we've been doing? Sky: No, man, the Bladelands! We'd run shit over there. Be warriors or kings or whatever. Ari: Heh, too bad it's not real. Sky: well, it could be. Ari: Dude. Sky: I'm just saying! Maybe we were picking up a signal or something. Like a radio station from another state, but with dragons. It feels like that sometimes. Y'know, I turn 17 tomorrow. And I'm starting to freak out a little because, like, this is it? I thought I could be more than this. Ari: Hey, you can be! When we're 18, we can get out of here. We'll move to the city. Together. Sky: I guess... it still just all feels so small. At least in the Bladelands, there's magic. And prophecy, and swords, and danger. You can be an adventurer. You can at least be, like, an important person. Ari: You're important, Sky. You're important to me. Sky: Heh. Gayyy. Ari: Shut up. Ari (VO): That was the last night I ever saw him. Ari walks away. Sky spots a mysterious portal behind a tree and reaches out to it. Ari (Vo): The next day, he was gone. We see a montage of Ari's lonely life. Sky's parents mourn and move away. Ari graduates. Gets a job working at a bookstore. The impromptu memorial for Sky rots. Ari (VO): And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And then five years were gone.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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starplanes.bsky.social
Hitting the road soon? Here's some pods to check out!
Fiction Podcasts For Long Road Trips: The Boar Knight, Wooden Overcoats, Hello From the Hallowoods, Re: Dracula, Midnight Burger, The Far Meridian, The Amelia Project, Red Valley.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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jeffstormer.gobirds.online
Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo.

Please select your club.

> Reply 1 for "Putter"
> Reply 2 for "3 Wood"
A pixelated image of Lee Carvallo, standing on the putting green, ready to take a putt.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
itswil.bsky.social
why it's Hundreds of Beavers Day of course
arnieniekamp.bsky.social Arnie Niekamp @arnieniekamp.bsky.social · 1d
What are the Thanksgiving movies? Just Planes, Trains and Automobiles?
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM